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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2011, 02:46:56 PM »
tragic.  i hope this wakes the public up to their oppressive prejudices.
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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2011, 02:54:15 PM »
can't wait for the first images of a tiger mauling a toddler.


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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2011, 03:25:44 PM »
feel bad for the animals.  trigger happy cops running around blasting innocent man eating African carnivores.  Hopefully a lion takes a few out before he goes down in a blaze of bloody thoothed glory. 

My first thought too. They should shoot the DA owner who let all of his awesome lions out.

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2011, 03:27:52 PM »
feel bad for the animals.  trigger happy cops running around blasting innocent man eating African carnivores.  Hopefully a lion takes a few out before he goes down in a blaze of bloody thoothed glory. 

My first thought too. They should shoot the DA owner who let all of his awesome lions out.

Yeah, he took care of that for them.  Maybe shoot some of his family or something. 

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2011, 03:31:35 PM »
love the tranq gun part of old school.  every single time i watch it, it makes me lol pretty good. 


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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2011, 03:36:48 PM »
My first thought too. They should shoot the DA owner who let all of his awesome lions out.

Yeah, he took care of that for them.  Maybe shoot some of his family or something. 

more like shoot the cops and citizens for tyrannizing the poor animal owner and his beloved animals.
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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2011, 03:37:45 PM »
My first thought too. They should shoot the DA owner who let all of his awesome lions out.

Yeah, he took care of that for them.  Maybe shoot some of his family or something. 

more like shoot the cops and citizens for tyrannizing the poor animal owner and his beloved animals.

yeah, that's fine too.  shoot them all and let the wild african carnivores take care of the corpses is what I always say.

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2011, 04:26:42 PM »
They should just arm the cops with rubber bullets and have them try to shoot the lions until they get so pissed off they just run into cages. Or the lions eat the cops, whichever comes first.

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2011, 05:27:23 PM »
Modern life has become too predictable and safe.  Just let them roam around and start taking care of the weak.
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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #34 on: October 19, 2011, 08:19:23 PM »
love the tranq gun part of old school.  every single time i watch it, it makes me lol pretty good. 
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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2011, 12:28:36 AM »

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2011, 09:17:39 AM »
Modern life has become too predictable and safe.  Just let them roam around and start taking care of the weak.

I have been thinking about this for a while and have decided that I support this. I would be so much more alert and focused if I had to make sure I didn't get eaten by a lion during my morning Starbucks run.

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2011, 02:41:31 PM »
Modern life has become too predictable and safe.  Just let them roam around and start taking care of the weak.

I have been thinking about this for a while and have decided that I support this. I would be so much more alert and focused if I had to make sure I didn't get eaten by a lion during my morning Starbucks run.

Also your sense of smel would be much more accute.

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #39 on: October 20, 2011, 03:22:30 PM »
Modern life has become too predictable and safe.  Just let them roam around and start taking care of the weak.

I have been thinking about this for a while and have decided that I support this. I would be so much more alert and focused if I had to make sure I didn't get eaten by a lion during my morning Starbucks run.

Also your sense of smel would be much more accute.

Agree with all the above. Time to let natural selection take its course. Time for us to evolve even further.

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #40 on: October 20, 2011, 03:33:43 PM »

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2011, 03:34:31 PM »
Has anyone ever hunted deer?  It seems like the big ones always wake up and walk straight into the wind so they can smell any dangers ahead of them.  Imagine if the only direction you could move was up-wind.  Man.  "Hey Sherry, this is Emo EMAW, I can't come into work today because of the southerly wind.  I'll just telecommute.  With all the jungle cats between here and town, I'd just rather play it safe."

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #42 on: October 21, 2011, 09:19:41 AM »
Has anyone ever hunted deer?  It seems like the big ones always wake up and walk straight into the wind so they can smell any dangers ahead of them.  Imagine if the only direction you could move was up-wind.  Man.  "Hey Sherry, this is Emo EMAW, I can't come into work today because of the southerly wind.  I'll just telecommute.  With all the jungle cats between here and town, I'd just rather play it safe."

We live in the midwest.  not only do a whole bunch of midwesterner's have no idea what the eff telecommuting is, but most would see this as an excellent way of pushing through laws that would allow everyone to carry large guns everywhere they go.  Most rednecks are prob wishing that this would happen in KS.  They want to carry everywhere they go, and they would love a chance to have a full body mount of a male lion in their trailer living room.

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2011, 09:38:30 AM »
Pretty sure we can already carry large guns (almost) everywhere we go.  :comehere:

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2011, 09:39:29 AM »
Pretty sure we can already carry large guns (almost) everywhere we go.  :comehere:

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...and the lion mount in your trailer????

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2011, 10:27:12 AM »
Pretty sure we can already carry large guns (almost) everywhere we go.  :comehere:

 :surprised:

...and the lion mount in your trailer????

We eat what we kill.  :popcorn: <---- but that's Emo EMAW eating some battered lion popcorn balls

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #46 on: October 21, 2011, 10:30:58 AM »
Pretty sure we can already carry large guns (almost) everywhere we go.  :comehere:

 :surprised:

...and the lion mount in your trailer????

We eat what we kill.  :popcorn: <---- but that's Emo EMAW eating some battered lion popcorn balls

Pro tip: Eat the body, mount the head.

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Re: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives
« Reply #47 on: October 21, 2011, 04:03:58 PM »
Pretty sure we can already carry large guns (almost) everywhere we go.  :comehere:

 :surprised:

...and the lion mount in your trailer????

We eat what we kill.  :popcorn: <---- but that's Emo EMAW eating some battered lion popcorn balls

Pro tip: Eat the body, mount the head.

That's what she said!  :cheers: