Author Topic: Hide yo kids, hide yo wives (Read 8775 times)

OK_Cat · « **on:** October 19, 2011, 09:07:09 AM »

Apparently there are a bunch of mean ass wild animals on the loose in Ohio.

Somebody tell OhioCat ASAP, JFC.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #1 on:** October 19, 2011, 09:24:38 AM »

this may be my favorite story of the year. I mean, it's just ridiculous.

bakerman · « **Reply #2 on:** October 19, 2011, 09:28:06 AM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on October 19, 2011, 09:24:38 AM

this may be my favorite story of the year. I mean, it's just ridiculous.

agreed, owner found dead and bears, lions and wolves running loose. just fantastic.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #3 on:** October 19, 2011, 09:28:41 AM »

Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on October 19, 2011, 09:28:06 AM

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on October 19, 2011, 09:24:38 AM
this may be my favorite story of the year. I mean, it's just ridiculous.

agreed, owner found dead and bears, lions and wolves running loose. just fantastic.

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** October 19, 2011, 09:51:14 AM »

feel bad for the animals. trigger happy cops running around blasting innocent man eating African carnivores. Hopefully a lion takes a few out before he goes down in a blaze of bloody thoothed glory.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #5 on:** October 19, 2011, 09:54:07 AM »

probably shouldn't have started playing jumanji if he couldn't finish the game. In the jungle, you must wait 'til the dice read five or eight

CNS · « **Reply #6 on:** October 19, 2011, 11:29:42 AM »

tTannahill80:

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Annoyed I have to purchase snow leopard in order to purchase lion... Doesn't seem right. ...

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #7 on:** October 19, 2011, 11:41:24 AM »

Apparently owner set the animals free and then

Also agree that these animals should not be gunned down with assault rifles. We have tranq guns for that. GMAFB with this whole "THESE ARE 300 POUND BENGALS

". That sounds like a small ass tiger.

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 19, 2011, 11:49:39 AM »

I would love to have a tranq gun and go on urban safari. Wonder how much those hats cost?

Trim · « **Reply #9 on:** October 19, 2011, 11:58:03 AM »

I've had court dealings with the NW KS version of this guy.

EMAWgeddon · « **Reply #10 on:** October 19, 2011, 12:20:31 PM »

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In the summer of 2010, an animal caretaker was killed by a bear at a property in Cleveland. The caretaker had opened the bear's cage at exotic-animal keeper Sam Mazzola's property for a routine feeding.

Though animal-welfare activists had wanted Mazzola charged with reckless homicide, the caretaker's death was ruled a workplace accident. The bear was later destroyed.

This summer, Mazzola was found dead on a water bed, wearing a mask and with his arms and legs restrained, at his home in Columbia Township, about 15 miles southwest of Cleveland.

Weird side story.

hemmy · « **Reply #11 on:** October 19, 2011, 12:31:50 PM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on October 19, 2011, 11:41:24 AM

Apparently owner set the animals free and then

Also agree that these animals should not be gunned down with assault rifles. We have tranq guns for that. GMAFB with this whole "THESE ARE 300 POUND BENGALS ". That sounds like a small ass tiger.

Tranq guns do not work like the movies. They can still easily attack the people with the guns after being shot with a tranquilizer.

steve dave · « **Reply #12 on:** October 19, 2011, 12:35:16 PM »

movie tranq guns

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #13 on:** October 19, 2011, 12:37:17 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 19, 2011, 12:35:16 PM

movie tranq guns

yeah pretty sure you just have to hit them in the jugular.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #14 on:** October 19, 2011, 12:44:10 PM »

can't wait for the first images of a tiger mauling a toddler.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #15 on:** October 19, 2011, 01:09:40 PM »

Quote from: hemmy on October 19, 2011, 12:31:50 PM

Quote from: EMAWmeister on October 19, 2011, 11:41:24 AM
Apparently owner set the animals free and then

Also agree that these animals should not be gunned down with assault rifles. We have tranq guns for that. GMAFB with this whole "THESE ARE 300 POUND BENGALS ". That sounds like a small ass tiger.

Tranq guns do not work like the movies. They can still easily attack the people with the guns after being shot with a tranquilizer.

okay still, there are people out there trained to take care of crap like this. I don't see a wild animal just grazing on grass as posing enough of a threat to doubletap with an assault rifle.

steve dave · « **Reply #16 on:** October 19, 2011, 01:10:27 PM »

pro tip - I've tranq'd animals much larger than any of these escaped beasts

CNS · « **Reply #17 on:** October 19, 2011, 01:12:25 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 19, 2011, 01:10:27 PM

pro tip - I've tranq'd animals much larger than any of these escaped beasts

Ruffies are wrong

EMAWgeddon · « **Reply #18 on:** October 19, 2011, 01:12:52 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 19, 2011, 01:10:27 PM

pro tip - I've tranq'd animals much larger than any of these escaped beasts

pro tip - we don't want to hear about your past lovers

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #19 on:** October 19, 2011, 01:12:59 PM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on October 19, 2011, 01:09:40 PM

Quote from: hemmy on October 19, 2011, 12:31:50 PM
Quote from: EMAWmeister on October 19, 2011, 11:41:24 AM
Apparently owner set the animals free and then

Also agree that these animals should not be gunned down with assault rifles. We have tranq guns for that. GMAFB with this whole "THESE ARE 300 POUND BENGALS ". That sounds like a small ass tiger.

Tranq guns do not work like the movies. They can still easily attack the people with the guns after being shot with a tranquilizer.

okay still, there are people out there trained to take care of crap like this. I don't see a wild animal just grazing on grass as posing enough of a threat to doubletap with an assault rifle.

you think there are just people on call waiting to get the word to go take out 46 wild animals within a night? Interesting.

steve dave · « **Reply #20 on:** October 19, 2011, 01:14:33 PM »

pro-tip - tranq guns work pretty much like in the movies

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 19, 2011, 01:17:19 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 19, 2011, 01:14:33 PM

pro-tip - tranq guns work pretty much like in the movies

Beat me to it. I'm guessing Hemmy has never tranq judged someone/thing.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #22 on:** October 19, 2011, 01:27:44 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on October 19, 2011, 01:12:59 PM

Quote from: EMAWmeister on October 19, 2011, 01:09:40 PM
Quote from: hemmy on October 19, 2011, 12:31:50 PM
Quote from: EMAWmeister on October 19, 2011, 11:41:24 AM
Apparently owner set the animals free and then

Also agree that these animals should not be gunned down with assault rifles. We have tranq guns for that. GMAFB with this whole "THESE ARE 300 POUND BENGALS ". That sounds like a small ass tiger.

Tranq guns do not work like the movies. They can still easily attack the people with the guns after being shot with a tranquilizer.

okay still, there are people out there trained to take care of crap like this. I don't see a wild animal just grazing on grass as posing enough of a threat to doubletap with an assault rifle.

you think there are just people on call waiting to get the word to go take out 46 wild animals within a night? Interesting.

If they can get Jack rough ridin' Hanna on the scene within two hours, they can find more than one animal control team.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #23 on:** October 19, 2011, 01:29:43 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 19, 2011, 01:10:27 PM

pro tip - I've tranq'd animals much larger than any of these escaped beasts

I feed them meat with tranqs in it. Takes them down and they get a belly full of McGonigles to boot.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #24 on:** October 19, 2011, 01:30:23 PM »

you know what i do when i try to trap and tranq a tiger?? I leave a little saucer of milk underneath a box held up by a stick. Works every time.