My question is, how would they orientate it in front of Varney's?
Usually the area with a ton of room and people is is behind them. For an "expansive" view of aggieville, and one that can include a mass of people, to include Varney's, they'd have to put it at least in front of So Long's, or maybe even at the far east end of Moro.
Doesn't make any sense.