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Work place battle stories
« on: October 11, 2011, 08:31:12 PM »
Any suggestions on how to respond when a co-worker cuts you off in the meeting? Happened 2x, in the last 2 weeks.  Need a response, to restake meeting dominance.

Was going to go with a retallitory cut off like "anyway," kick in a smile, and finish off my point.

Anybody got any other suggestions?



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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2011, 08:32:34 PM »
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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2011, 08:33:29 PM »
Steal their lunch.

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2011, 08:35:40 PM »
I just imagine the circuses some of you work at.
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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2011, 08:37:56 PM »
Fanning their wife.

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2011, 08:39:15 PM »
I never talk in meetings. I just sit and wait for all the talking to end so I can leave.

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2011, 08:44:36 PM »
Fanning their wife.

I've thought for a while that "fanning" would somehow end up being a verb on this site. Just never thought it would mean this.

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2011, 08:46:58 PM »
Fire them.

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2011, 08:47:56 PM »
Fanning their wife.

I've thought for a while that "fanning" would somehow end up being a verb on this site. Just never thought it would mean this.

I don't even understand how it would help here.  So craka's supposed to follow the interrupta home and barge in the house and be all "Hey, Mrs. Interrupta, I own goEMAW.com!"

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2011, 08:49:36 PM »
Had a rick daris like scenario with some co-workers.  Thought I would lay out all the facts, my response, the results and how things are going forward.

I am in charge of supervising and evaluating a handful of people. I share this responsibility, and an office, with a colleague as well as all the workers.  These are all women.

One day one lady comes up to me and says that two of the other ladies are yelling at each other.  I come over and they are yelling at each other.  Then they both start acting weird and turning to me to explain why the other one was being unreasonable.  I listen and smile and nod for one round a piece, then say everybody get back to work and leave.  I then go get the other lady I work with and tell her what happened and asked her to handle it.  

Apparently they were mad at each other because one of them was late to a staff meeting and she didn't like the look the other lady gave her, then the other one said the first lady was always late when she brought food to the staff meeting, then the first lady said "you're nuts", other lady responds with "you aren't even a real Christian", other lady calls her "two faced" then I walk in and SCENE.

Anyway, this week the colleague I work with is going to bring some Qtips to this week's staff meeting and go over the QTIP acronym "Quit Taking It Personally."  I will sit back, smile and wait for the next round.

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2011, 08:54:20 PM »
Fanning their wife.

I've thought for a while that "fanning" would somehow end up being a verb on this site. Just never thought it would mean this.

I don't even understand how it would help here.  So craka's supposed to follow the interrupta home and barge in the house and be all "Hey, Mrs. Interrupta, I own goEMAW.com!"

If he's going to follow him home, he better put some muscle milk on his wheaties and get clams'ed up

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2011, 08:56:41 PM »
Fanning their wife.

I've thought for a while that "fanning" would somehow end up being a verb on this site. Just never thought it would mean this.

I don't even understand how it would help here.  So craka's supposed to follow the interrupta home and barge in the house and be all "Hey, Mrs. Interrupta, I own goEMAW.com!"

Good point, Trim. All the confusion would definitely slow the process down. Cancel fanninging his wife.

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2011, 09:21:38 PM »
Such revenge really can only be handled on a personal person-by-person basis. I mean, for it to really work well and long term.  Need some more deets here to be anywhere near helpful

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2011, 09:56:19 PM »
just watch a few seasons of the office. Dwight and michael will teach you all you need to know about resolving workplace conflict.
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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2011, 10:14:52 PM »
Liquid exlax in his coffee an hour or so before the meeting.

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2011, 10:22:59 PM »
I never talk in meetings.

by far the best way not to get interrupted.

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2011, 10:28:24 PM »
Today at my work the owner opened a couple a bottles of wine and a couple of beers and we all had an afternoon drink or two

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2011, 10:30:08 PM »
Much like everything else in life, I feel like you should handle it like a prison situation.  Since you didn't kick his ass the first time, you're his bitch now.  Either you shank this dude or make sure to apply some lube before meetings.

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2011, 05:51:25 AM »
Remember: 99% of people hate and deeply fear confrontation. Just interrupt him back very directly but professionally.
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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2011, 08:32:16 AM »
Fanning their wife.

I've thought for a while that "fanning" would somehow end up being a verb on this site. Just never thought it would mean this.

I don't even understand how it would help here.  So craka's supposed to follow the interrupta home and barge in the house and be all "Hey, Mrs. Interrupta, I own goEMAW.com!"

Good point, Trim. All the confusion would definitely slow the process down. Cancel fanninging his wife.

Slow clap....  :dubious:
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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2011, 08:43:48 AM »
Any suggestions on how to respond when a co-worker cuts you off in the meeting? Happened 2x, in the last 2 weeks.  Need a response, to restake meeting dominance.

Was going to go with a retallitory cut off like "anyway," kick in a smile, and finish off my point.

Anybody got any other suggestions?



Corner this individual after work with a butter knife on the way out the door. Show pictures of their wife, kids, and pets and let them know you mean business. Than when your in these "meetings" make sure your always buttering something; toast, bagels, ect. and stare directly at them!!! Works all the time!

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2011, 09:25:35 AM »
Much like everything else in life, I feel like you should handle it like a prison situation.  Since you didn't kick his ass the first time, you're his bitch now.  Either you shank this dude or make sure to apply some lube before meetings.

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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2011, 11:09:09 AM »
Any suggestions on how to respond when a co-worker cuts you off in the meeting? Happened 2x, in the last 2 weeks.  Need a response, to restake meeting dominance.

Was going to go with a retallitory cut off like "anyway," kick in a smile, and finish off my point.

Anybody got any other suggestions?



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Re: Work place battle stories
« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2011, 11:13:30 AM »
Find some really bizzare thing online for super cheap (the example I saw was Free Willy II dvd's for $1 iirc).  Buy 100 of it (maybe more).  Send them one of said item every day via interoffice mail until they go crazy. 

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« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2011, 12:24:49 PM »
Find some really bizzare thing online for super cheap (the example I saw was Free Willy II dvd's for $1 iirc).  Buy 100 of it (maybe more).  Send them one of said item every day via interoffice mail until they go crazy. 

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