Author Topic: Attention Missouri, Fighting You Related Thread (Read 5881 times)

steve dave · « **on:** October 07, 2011, 08:44:02 PM »

Line your toothless stinky selves up next to the Ernie Barrett statue on the South West corner of the stadium NOT LESS THAN 3 hours prior to kickoff on saturday. I will be accepting entries into the get your rough ridin' balls smashed contest from 11:30 to 1:30 this weekend. You are allowed to come at me IN SINGLE FILE one at a time. When your turn is called my bros will direct you to the human octagon we form in the parking lot and you can give me your best stuff. I will first laugh at you before catching you off guard and booting you in the nuts so hard you crap your pants. You will come off the ground about 2 feet from the force of my boot to your dicksack. While you are still in the air I will punch you in the face and, again, ballpouch. When you hit the ground you will be completely out of it. I will probably stomp you in the dick, face, balls and scrote a few times to confirm you are down for the count. The bros from my dojo will roll you off the slab into the grass to gather your senses before you walk your humiliated ass into the stadium to witness your stupid tigers meet the same fate. You are to bow to anyone in an official Sidewinder Dojo Robe prior to and after getting your face balls smashed. If a 40ish year old dreamboat approaches the arena with my step dad rick you are not to make eye contact. You are also not to accept any offered snacks such as combos, doritos or hunny buns. This nourishment is meant for myself and my dojo only. My mom may ask what is going on. You are to tell her and Rick that we are just horsing around. IF ANY ONE OF YOU SHITWADS even think about telling my mom or Rick about my stomping your dicks into the mud I will rough ridin' end you kempo style.

J · « **Reply #1 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:48:34 PM »

DQ12 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:49:48 PM »

I saw this when it was originally posted in the basketball forum. Thought about taking a screenshot of it and selling it off as a special collectors edition version of the "Attention Missouri, Fighting You Related Thread," but alas, I was too late.

'taterblast · « **Reply #3 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:52:39 PM »

kstater · « **Reply #4 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:57:21 PM »

eff YEAH

wetwillie · « **Reply #5 on:** October 07, 2011, 09:00:48 PM »

I can hear the sound of agony from here. It hurts so good.

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2011, 09:02:30 PM »

I LOVE PUNCHING MISSOURI PEOPLE IN THE BALLS AND FACE AND STOMACH!

puniraptor · « **Reply #7 on:** October 07, 2011, 09:07:45 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 07, 2011, 09:02:30 PM

MOM, I LOVE PUNCHING MISSOURI PEOPLE IN THE BALLS AND FACE AND STOMACH!

fixed your coming out to your mom post

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #8 on:** October 07, 2011, 09:09:39 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 07, 2011, 09:02:30 PM

I LOVE PUNCHING MISSOURI PEOPLE IN THE BALLS AND FACE AND STOMACH!

And taking their girls. Always, grab the tramp.

DQ12 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 07, 2011, 09:13:43 PM »

They're going to have scabs to picks for weeks.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10 on:** October 07, 2011, 09:20:19 PM »

Quote from: PUNITRATOR on October 07, 2011, 09:07:45 PM

Quote from: steve dave on October 07, 2011, 09:02:30 PM
MOM, I LOVE PUNCHING MISSOURI PEOPLE IN THE BALLS AND FACE AND STOMACH!

fixed your coming out to your mom post

Have another slice of shitty Shakespeare pizza, tigger

chunkles · « **Reply #11 on:** October 07, 2011, 09:31:55 PM »

oh jesus footballing christ and t-new, the patron saint of favorable turnover ratios, I am so goddamn ready for tomorrow.

Like, I want someone from our team to tackle a player on the mu team so hard, not LaSomething James hard, but real hard and have the announcers go oooh ooooooohee my and have that roll on our highlight reel instead of mario smith removing byu player's head from like 1934's cotton bowl.

I didn't feel any of these emotions until this thread. jfc, what can stevedave do for you.

go cats, meth sucks and is bad for you.

jabba11 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 07, 2011, 09:46:14 PM »

Dudebro..you never give away your "schemes" to your opponents!

MadCat · « **Reply #13 on:** October 07, 2011, 10:03:48 PM »

it is now officially fall...the fall of foolish mortal moo fans

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #14 on:** October 07, 2011, 10:07:06 PM »

hey steve dave I get you don't like snyder but eff you

raquetcat · « **Reply #15 on:** October 07, 2011, 10:09:44 PM »

Stevedave can you ask your mom to bring some dried fruit or chex mix, my mom said I can't have any sugary snacks before the game because I might get to excited

CHONGS · « **Reply #16 on:** October 07, 2011, 10:12:52 PM »

Quote from: raquetcat on October 07, 2011, 10:09:44 PM

Stevedave can you ask your mom to bring some dried fruit or chex mix, my mom said I can't have any sugary snacks before the game because I might get to excited

hey crap-ass he mentioned combos. goddamn it i might just axe kick you in your cyclops-eyed face you genetic defect

scottwildcat · « **Reply #17 on:** October 08, 2011, 08:21:13 AM »

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #18 on:** October 08, 2011, 09:00:33 AM »

Oh man, and I'll be there to see it. If you need any help SD, just let me know. I once hit my brother in the arm so hard it left a bruise. Pfffft, like you'll need any help.

steve dave · « **Reply #19 on:** October 08, 2011, 09:01:49 AM »

GETTING WARMED UP. CHINGON JUST HELD UP A PRETTY THICK STICK OUT AND I CHOPPED RIGHT THROUGH IT.

Pete · « **Reply #20 on:** October 08, 2011, 09:34:02 AM »

What kind of pop mixes best with Peach Schnapps?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #21 on:** October 08, 2011, 09:51:42 AM »

Quote from: Pete on October 08, 2011, 09:34:02 AM

What kind of pop mixes best with Peach Schnapps?

Fresca. Come on over.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #22 on:** October 08, 2011, 09:52:53 AM »

Quote from: Pete on October 08, 2011, 09:34:02 AM

What kind of pop mixes best with Peach Schnapps?

RC

wetwillie · « **Reply #23 on:** October 08, 2011, 09:54:44 AM »

The reports coming out of manhattan are brutal. These images may be disturbing.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #24 on:** October 08, 2011, 09:55:57 AM »

I don't know about this if there's no orange slices.