BITB doing what he does best

[CNS]

I have friends that take their rings off when entering strip joints.  Like the strippers won't take their money if they have rings on.

I guess what I am trying to say is that if you are going to get a late night session of road head, I don't think you need to act like you are golfing.

[Dugout DickStone]

What I am trying to say is Kevin is the best in the business at romancing the honeys too.  The guy has a girl but always has his eye out for the next one!

[CNS]

What I am trying to say is Kevin is the best in the business at romancing the honeys too.  The guy has a girl but always has his eye out for the next one!

When I read your post, I imagined "Kevin" being pronounced like Colbert does..."keeevan".

[Dugout DickStone]

Rumor that they call him "Kevin Casanova" around the WHB halls.  Man, what an Ace.

[Pete]

Rumor that they call him "Kevin Casanova" around the WHB halls.  Man, what an Ace.

Do I envy him?  Am I flat out sick with jealousy of him?  Yes LSOC, yes I am.  Yes. I. Am.

[Dugout DickStone]

Rumor that they call him "Kevin Casanova" around the WHB halls.  Man, what an Ace.

Do I envy him?  Am I flat out sick with jealousy of him?  Yes LSOC, yes I am.  Yes. I. Am.

I can't even lie and say I'm not.

I am hearing he is on the lookout for a new trophy.  Jess is getting older and Kevin is a guy who doesn't wait for the milk to expire before helping himself to a new gallon, if you catch my drift.

[Fuktard]

Rumor that they call him "Kevin Casanova" around the WHB halls.  Man, what an Ace.

Do I envy him?  Am I flat out sick with jealousy of him?  Yes LSOC, yes I am.  Yes. I. Am.

I can't even lie and say I'm not.

I am hearing he is on the lookout for a new trophy.  Jess is getting older and Kevin is a guy who doesn't wait for the milk to expire before helping himself to a new gallon, if you catch my drift.

I think I am but a few more catchy little analogies would be appreciated just to make the point a little clearer.  tia

[Pete]

Let's just say that BITB's ladies don't bother buying green bananas when they want to make banana bread, because the amount of time you have to wait until the bananas turn brownish is longer if they are green than if they are yellow.  You connect the dots, my man.

[Dugout DickStone]

Well, I'll simply state if Kevin were in Old Yeller, he'd have an adorable New Yeller before the corn crib scene.

[ben ji]

Someone ITK told me the KK trades in all his vehicles after the 2 warranty and free oil changes is up regardless of how many miles they have on them.

He's not in to maintenence if you know what i'm saying...

[Dugout DickStone]

Someone ITK told me the KK trades in all his vehicles after the 2 warranty and free oil changes is up regardless of how many miles they have on them.

He's not in to maintenence if you know what i'm saying...

Similar ITK guy said he visits his house often and said you never hear the smoke detectors beeping because the batteries are worn out.  Why?

Yeah, he replaces them regularly whether they are completely worn out or not.

[TBL]

KK gets a new pair of shoes every week. He can't stand a shoe that doesn't fit tight or squeaks when he's wearing them. IYKWIM.

[HeinBallz]

Yeah, well I hear KK likes to eff different women all the time.   If you know what I mean.

[420seriouscat69]

I don't think you guys have seen KK's wife. He's already out kicked his coverage. I can't hate on him.

[sonofdaxjones]

I don't think you guys have seen KK's wife. He's already out kicked his coverage. I can't hate on him.

Whoa . .  hold on, that merry band of PLAYAS known as phog.net has determined that Mrs. BITB isn't attactive in the least.

[420seriouscat69]

I don't think you guys have seen KK's wife. He's already out kicked his coverage. I can't hate on him.

Whoa . .  hold on, that merry band of PLAYAS known as phog.net has determined that Mrs. BITB isn't attactive in the least.

Ya. They convince themselves of a lot of things. For KK she's a homerun.

[EllToPay]

KU grad that mows KK's lawn every week told me he sees Kev come home from work every Monday night with a new gallon of milk from his local Price Chopper right down the street. Ole Kev doesn't let any gallon of milk of his come ANYWHERE NEAR its expiration date.

Interpret as you wish.

[bakerman]

Is Todd Leabo OKcat? 

[Dugout DickStone]

I don't think you guys have seen KK's wife. He's already out kicked his coverage. I can't hate on him.

I know her quite well. 

[wes mantooth]

I don't think you guys have seen KK's wife. He's already out kicked his coverage. I can't hate on him.

I know her quite well. 

 

[Dugout DickStone]

I don't think you guys have seen KK's wife. He's already out kicked his coverage. I can't hate on him.

I know her quite well. 

 

Not that way.  Actually knew her cousin-in-law in that way.  She hit the Shawnee bar scene pretty frequently back in the day.

[EllToPay]

I don't think you guys have seen KK's wife. He's already out kicked his coverage. I can't hate on him.

I know her quite well. 

She enjoys laying poolside at the local Falconridge swimming facility.

[Dugout DickStone]

I don't think you guys have seen KK's wife. He's already out kicked his coverage. I can't hate on him.

I know her quite well. 

She enjoys laying poolside at the local Falconridge swimming facility.

She enjoys getting sun.  Anywhere

[Bill Clarahan]

I don't think you guys have seen KK's wife. He's already out kicked his coverage. I can't hate on him.

I know her quite well. 

 

Not that way.  Actually knew her cousin-in-law in that way.  She hit the Shawnee bar scene pretty frequently back in the day.

There's a Shawnee bar scene, no crap?

[420seriouscat69]

I don't think you guys have seen KK's wife. He's already out kicked his coverage. I can't hate on him.

I know her quite well. 

 

Not that way.  Actually knew her cousin-in-law in that way.  She hit the Shawnee bar scene pretty frequently back in the day.

There's a Shawnee bar scene, no crap?

Yes, confirmed. Kinda runs in with mission. Red Balloon, What was Kites/The Border War, Barleys, but most bars get shut down like Waxy O' Sheas