Author Topic: BITB doing what he does best (Read 134457 times)

EllToPay · « **on:** October 07, 2011, 02:26:30 PM »

"Missouri has no business losing this game."

"Missouri has by far the better team and product on the field."

"The only way I see Missouri losing is by some funky bounce of the ball."

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 07, 2011, 02:30:08 PM »

He's really perfected this over the years! You can hear his sarcasm with every pitch!

'taterblast · « **Reply #2 on:** October 07, 2011, 02:32:42 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on October 07, 2011, 02:30:08 PM

He's really profected this over the years! You can hear his sarcasm with every pitch!

deputy dawg · « **Reply #3 on:** October 07, 2011, 02:35:45 PM »

Crafting expectations is part of what makes the BITB the BITB.

pike · « **Reply #4 on:** October 07, 2011, 02:38:26 PM »

Prop up MU saying they can't and definitely shouldn't lose.....then,

If they lose, you get to cut them down for a week
If they win, you were right

WIN/WIN for BITB

Belvis Noland · « **Reply #5 on:** October 07, 2011, 02:40:47 PM »

Quote from: EllToPay on October 07, 2011, 02:26:30 PM

"Missouri has no business losing this game."

"Missouri has by far the better team and product on the field."

"The only way I see Missouri losing is by some funky bounce of the ball."

If Keitz didn't give fans a reason to talk crap on him, he wouldn't have the ability to spend 20 minutes on every show talking about all of the message board posters who talk crap on him. It's genius. That's why he's the best in the bizz.

Belvis Noland · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2011, 02:42:38 PM »

Quote from: pike on October 07, 2011, 02:38:26 PM

Prop up MU saying they can't and definitely shouldn't lose.....then,

If they lose, you get to cut them down for a week
If they win, you were right

WIN/WIN for BITB

Yep. And if KSU goes 7-5, BITB can say he saw it coming all along. If KSU exceeds expectations, he can just chalk up the unforseen miracle to OBalls.

Bookcat · « **Reply #7 on:** October 07, 2011, 02:51:37 PM »

BITB had to eat crow when we won the Big XII Championship in '03.

I'm really glad I wasn't on the other end of that stick.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #8 on:** October 07, 2011, 02:54:54 PM »

Quote from: Bookcat on October 07, 2011, 02:51:37 PM

BITB had to eat crow when we won the Big XII Championship in '03.

I'm really glad I wasn't on the other end of that stick.

Everyone had to eat crow in '03. I thought we were going to lose by 40.

Belvis Noland · « **Reply #9 on:** October 07, 2011, 02:55:55 PM »

Latest sources... "Much more certain that the situation is still uncertain."

"MU considering how good the Big12 offer is..." "SEC much caution" "MU cautious b/c they got burned by big 10" "SEC doesn't have super majority to add MU"

Chair of Board of Curators (KC guy). Other Board member (St. Joe). They want to stay in Big12.

Governor Nixon (KC guy). Wants to go to SEC. wait. what?

Belvis Noland · « **Reply #10 on:** October 07, 2011, 02:57:25 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on October 07, 2011, 02:54:54 PM

Everyone had to eat crow in '03. I thought we were going to lose by 40.

I didn't. I thought we would win. Granted, I was drunk that entire weekend.

I also saw us destroy Nebraska in Lincoln that year. I think I was pretty mind warped after that experience.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #11 on:** October 07, 2011, 03:12:00 PM »

Quote from: Bookcat on October 07, 2011, 02:51:37 PM

BITB had to eat crow when we won the Big XII Championship in '03.

I'm really glad I wasn't on the other end of that stick.

You are the worst.

nicname · « **Reply #12 on:** October 07, 2011, 03:41:33 PM »

Quote from: pike on October 07, 2011, 02:38:26 PM

Prop up MU saying they can't and definitely shouldn't lose.....then,

If they lose, you get to cut them down for a week
If they win, you were right

WIN/WIN for BITB

Weird thing is he rarely will trash MU. He genuinely likes Pinkel.

mcmwcat · « **Reply #13 on:** October 07, 2011, 03:47:25 PM »

Quote from: Bookcat on October 07, 2011, 02:51:37 PM

BITB had to eat crow when we won the Big XII Championship in '03.

I'm really glad I wasn't on the other end of that stick.

wut? i remember the pick segment at the end of the show prior to big 12 championship like they do every week ... he didn't pick the cats to win but he couldn't believe ksu was such a huge underdog and put all his points on the cats to cover. he said ou hadn't played anyone and contrasted the treatment they got vs what ksu would get if they had played that schedule.

wabash909 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 07, 2011, 03:52:32 PM »

Quote from: Belvis Noland on October 07, 2011, 02:55:55 PM

Governor Nixon (KC guy). Wants to go to SEC. wait. what?

Nixon seems like a dumb eff.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #15 on:** October 07, 2011, 10:14:24 PM »

Quote from: wabash909 on October 07, 2011, 03:52:32 PM

Quote from: Belvis Noland on October 07, 2011, 02:55:55 PM

Governor Nixon (KC guy). Wants to go to SEC. wait. what?

Nixon seems like a dumb eff.

Confirmed.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #16 on:** October 10, 2011, 02:27:06 PM »

Taking apart the Governor of Missouri like a chump. Has called Jay Nixon a "buffoon", "clown" and said he had a "big fat mouth"

pike · « **Reply #17 on:** October 10, 2011, 02:28:13 PM »

BITB is earning his paycheck today

EllToPay · « **Reply #18 on:** October 10, 2011, 02:35:06 PM »

what was the chant he was referring to?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 10, 2011, 02:37:23 PM »

Quote from: EllToPay on October 10, 2011, 02:35:06 PM

what was the chant he was referring to?

I think we pulled a Chiefs and said: "We're going to beat the eff out of you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you!"

theKSU · « **Reply #20 on:** October 10, 2011, 02:39:23 PM »

Radio Gold. Best monothingy he's done all year.

pike · « **Reply #21 on:** October 10, 2011, 02:44:10 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on October 10, 2011, 02:37:23 PM

Quote from: EllToPay on October 10, 2011, 02:35:06 PM
what was the chant he was referring to?

I think we pulled a Chiefs and said: "We're going to beat the eff out of you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you!"

This. I didn't think it was "new" though.

EllToPay · « **Reply #22 on:** October 10, 2011, 02:44:56 PM »

"JAY NIXON WOULD GO TO THE MISSOURI VALLEY HE WANTS OUT SO BAD"

gold

ArchE_Cat · « **Reply #23 on:** October 10, 2011, 02:45:43 PM »

"Whyyyy would the governor be involvvvvvvved in taking things out of the state." - BITB (in high pitched whiny tone)

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #24 on:** October 10, 2011, 02:46:58 PM »

Missouri State.