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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #550 on: May 23, 2012, 03:05:32 PM »
The GPC Of The Airwaves portion of the show would be a whole lot of uncomfy.  It would bounce back from old ball discussions to pervy ones about some of their daughters and what sports figures it is allowable for them to be pimped out too.  Would also include a bunch of open propositioning of rando chicks and interns.

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #551 on: May 23, 2012, 03:08:26 PM »
It seems to me that BITB had better pick up his game pretty damn quick or the new thread title is in the waiting...

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #552 on: May 23, 2012, 03:11:13 PM »
The GPC Of The Airwaves portion of the show would be a whole lot of uncomfy.  It would bounce back from old ball discussions to pervy ones about some of their daughters and what sports figures it is allowable for them to be pimped out too.  Would also include a bunch of open propositioning of rando chicks and interns.

I would have various voices (with names for each voice) I would use when reading the different types of posts.  Cleetus McOveralls, Grandpa Pervington, The Considerate Racist, etc.

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #553 on: May 23, 2012, 03:14:20 PM »
The GPC Of The Airwaves portion of the show would be a whole lot of uncomfy.  It would bounce back from old ball discussions to pervy ones about some of their daughters and what sports figures it is allowable for them to be pimped out too.  Would also include a bunch of open propositioning of rando chicks and interns.

I would have various voices (with names for each voice) I would use when reading the different types of posts.  Cleetus McOveralls, Grandpa Pervington, The Considerate Racist, etc.

Sounds like we have our next pod cast all figured out.  Can't wait to download it. 

Like it's namesake, it sounds like a mixture of Beavis and Butthead and King of the Hill.  I hope I am wrong.

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #554 on: May 23, 2012, 03:15:07 PM »
Steve, I would like to do the traffic reports.
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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #555 on: May 23, 2012, 03:16:53 PM »
Steve, I would like to do the traffic reports.

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #556 on: May 23, 2012, 03:57:50 PM »
Good lord. Go ahead and rename this thread. I missed the beginning, but this has been a complete waste since I started listening.

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« Reply #557 on: May 23, 2012, 04:33:27 PM »
Steve, I would like to do the traffic reports.

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #558 on: May 23, 2012, 04:46:57 PM »
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BITB hitting his stride in trolling Mizzou fans. says that the "commisioner of the SEC that they worship, and can do no wrong, is teaming up with the conference that wasn't good enough for them."

Forgot the part where he said the meeting was at a flea market, managing to intone a cheap and low-rent aura to the Slive worship.

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #559 on: May 23, 2012, 07:32:53 PM »
Oh man, he and Jack Harry. It's the sports radio version of the Odd Couple
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« Reply #560 on: May 23, 2012, 09:28:03 PM »
Oh man, he and Jack Harry. It's the sports radio version of the Odd Couple

It's very forced.

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« Reply #561 on: May 23, 2012, 09:32:21 PM »
BITB's passive aggressiveness is a real treasure.

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #562 on: May 28, 2012, 10:42:11 PM »
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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #563 on: May 30, 2012, 03:50:39 PM »
Did anyone else hear him totally facial Jack Harry?!

It was a classic Kietzman beating that clowned Mizzou.  Basically pointed out that WVU and TCU were superior sports programs.  Also, TCU is a better academic institution.

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #564 on: May 30, 2012, 04:16:34 PM »
Did anyone else hear him totally facial Jack Harry?!

It was a classic Kietzman beating that clowned Mizzou.  Basically pointed out that WVU and TCU were superior sports programs.  Also, TCU is a better academic institution.

lol Jack gets so beaten down by BITB. you can just hear it in his voice. it always leads to a Jack Harry tap out where he says he doesn't want to argue and something like "you've just got your mind made up over there don't you" and like "it's just my opinion. am i allowed to have an opinion?"

classic stuff.

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #565 on: May 30, 2012, 04:19:37 PM »
Yawn.  Did he mention what Jack was doing this weekend, or what he shot on Sunday?

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #566 on: May 30, 2012, 04:22:33 PM »
That show makes me happy I never made it in the kc radio scene. I would never want to get raped like JH does on a daily basis.

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #567 on: May 30, 2012, 04:42:31 PM »
Yawn.  Did he mention what Jack was doing this weekend, or what he shot on Sunday?

Neither.  Were you curious?

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #568 on: May 30, 2012, 04:45:15 PM »
It was a complete clownsuiting. Imagine Jack Harry passed out at a party and BITB drawing a giant penis on Jack's forehead and then teabagging him. That's the BITB we all know. And that's what this show was like today.
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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #569 on: May 30, 2012, 04:52:20 PM »
Makes you wonder why BITB doesn't post here when we are the only board that "gets" him.

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #570 on: May 30, 2012, 04:53:43 PM »
It was a complete clownsuiting. Imagine Jack Harry passed out at a party and BITB drawing a giant penis on Jack's forehead and then teabagging him. That's the BITB we all know. And that's what this show was like today.

The absolute best part is he is, in fact, pounding Jack as a proxy for all MU fans.  This isn't KK making Jack sound like a total moron, this is Kietz making ALL mu Mizzou fans sound like total morons.

We truly do get the BITB.  He really should post here.

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #571 on: May 30, 2012, 04:56:06 PM »
Sometimes I imagine JH as that guy who goes home at night-pours a glass of wine, puts lipstick on while listening to some druggy 70's album, and adds to his kill list with a tear running down his face.

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« Reply #572 on: May 30, 2012, 05:14:07 PM »
Sometimes I imagine JH as that guy who goes home at night-pours a glass of wine, puts lipstick on while listening to some druggy 70's album, and adds to his kill list with a tear running down his face.
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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #573 on: May 30, 2012, 05:42:23 PM »
The BBQ segment was bullshit.

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Re: BITB doing what he does best
« Reply #574 on: June 06, 2012, 02:07:37 PM »
lol BITB says he's going to take it easy on Jack Harry today because Jack's daughter is getting married this week. BITB has the power to make or break Jack enjoying his daughter's wedding.