Author Topic: Dark Horse to Ewok (Read 10281 times)

BRULL · « **on:** October 04, 2011, 01:48:33 PM »

From SI.com

Kansas St. Wildcats (4-0)
The Ewoks: They shouldn't be able to turn back a bunch of invading Storm Troopers, but the characters written into the Jedi script strictly for merchandising purposes denizens of the forest moon of Endor are quite resourceful. So are the Wildcats' defenders. A week after they stuffed Miami quarterback Jacory Harris on the goal line, they got the best of Heisman Trophy candidate Robert Griffin III. Linebacker Arthur Brown's fourth-quarter interception of Griffin set up the go-ahead field goal, and Brown tracked down Griffin for a three-yard loss on Baylor's next possession to help seal the win.
Last game: Beat Baylor, 36-35
Next game: Saturday vs. Missouri

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/andy_staples/10/04/star-wars-power-rankings/index.html#ixzz1Zq9lP7Yv

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** October 04, 2011, 01:51:11 PM »

It's so sad when that one ewok dies and his friend tries to wake him up

Ira Hayes · « **Reply #2 on:** October 04, 2011, 01:54:36 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 04, 2011, 01:51:11 PM

It's so sad when that one ewok dies and his friend tries to wake him up

There's already two threads about Bryce.

pissclams · « **Reply #3 on:** October 04, 2011, 01:54:47 PM »

feels great to be an Ewok

jtksu · « **Reply #4 on:** October 04, 2011, 01:56:07 PM »

I used to have a lhasa apso that looked exactly like an ewok.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #5 on:** October 04, 2011, 01:57:45 PM »

OregonSmock · « **Reply #6 on:** October 04, 2011, 01:59:19 PM »

K-State should change their mascot from the wildcats to the ewoks. Would be incredible.

MadCat · « **Reply #7 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:00:12 PM »

Texas A&M: Jar Jar Binks

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #8 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:03:21 PM »

OregonSmock · « **Reply #9 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:03:51 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on October 04, 2011, 02:03:21 PM

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:04:16 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on October 04, 2011, 02:03:21 PM

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #11 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:06:16 PM »

Quote from: OregonHawk on October 04, 2011, 01:59:19 PM

K-State should change their mascot from the wildcats to the ewoks. Would be incredible.

Deez Nutz · « **Reply #12 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:06:32 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 04, 2011, 01:51:11 PM

It's so sad when that one ewok dies and his friend tries to wake him up

It's also sad that the film would linger on that one dead ewok for over half a minute to try and make us sad and yet when the death star explodes killing millions of people, we are supposed to be instantly overjoyed.

Winters · « **Reply #13 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:10:17 PM »

I would've liked to be Darth Maul but whatev

pissclams · « **Reply #14 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:14:19 PM »

Powerwok

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:14:58 PM »

Quote from: Deez Nutz on October 04, 2011, 02:06:32 PM

Quote from: steve dave on October 04, 2011, 01:51:11 PM
It's so sad when that one ewok dies and his friend tries to wake him up

It's also sad that the film would linger on that one dead ewok for over half a minute to try and make us sad and yet when the death star explodes killing millions of people, we are supposed to be instantly overjoyed.

those were bad guys. everytime an ewok bonked one of them on the head with a rock I cheered too.

SleepFighter · « **Reply #16 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:16:07 PM »

Yub nub!

OK_Cat · « **Reply #17 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:22:03 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on October 04, 2011, 02:14:19 PM

Powerwok

get kougs to make a thread using that with his snowman uni

MadCat · « **Reply #18 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:23:03 PM »

Every
Man
A
'Wok

ednksu · « **Reply #19 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:26:51 PM »

Quote from: Deez Nutz on October 04, 2011, 02:06:32 PM

Quote from: steve dave on October 04, 2011, 01:51:11 PM
It's so sad when that one ewok dies and his friend tries to wake him up

It's also sad that the film would linger on that one dead ewok for over half a minute to try and make us sad and yet when the death star explodes killing millions of people, we are supposed to be instantly overjoyed.

they're clones you sandy vag

Deez Nutz · « **Reply #20 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:27:40 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 04, 2011, 02:14:58 PM

Quote from: Deez Nutz on October 04, 2011, 02:06:32 PM
Quote from: steve dave on October 04, 2011, 01:51:11 PM
It's so sad when that one ewok dies and his friend tries to wake him up

It's also sad that the film would linger on that one dead ewok for over half a minute to try and make us sad and yet when the death star explodes killing millions of people, we are supposed to be instantly overjoyed.

those were bad guys. everytime an ewok bonked one of them on the head with a rock I cheered too.

You are wrong, sir! Think of all the innocent contractors working on it at the time. It wasn't even done being built yet.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #21 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:27:52 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 04, 2011, 01:51:11 PM

It's so sad when that one ewok dies and his friend tries to wake him up

Cried when that happened. Srsly.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #22 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:28:23 PM »

Quote from: OregonHawk on October 04, 2011, 01:59:19 PM

K-State should change their mascot from the wildcats to the ewoks. Would be incredible.

Would take.

MadCat · « **Reply #23 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:30:25 PM »

NSFW?

DQ12 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 04, 2011, 02:37:21 PM »