Author Topic: Something I noticed, but may be hallucinating (Read 4038 times)

Emo EMAW · « **on:** September 29, 2011, 05:26:52 PM »

CK never gets picked up by his teammates. He keeps on the option, goes for 12 yards, goes down hard, and everyone just looks around like they don't give a crap.

wetwillie · « **Reply #1 on:** September 29, 2011, 05:29:24 PM »

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2 on:** September 29, 2011, 05:30:45 PM »

Also remember the TD pass to Lockett! No one wanted to bump chests with CK.

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** September 29, 2011, 05:43:35 PM »

jmenz223 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 29, 2011, 05:43:59 PM »

Maybe he's not much for chest bumping. Maybe he's the "i'll kick that teams ass on the field and let my play do the talking."

Barry Sanders-esque, no showboating from CK

as for helping him up? well, he leaves his team in the dust when he runs, no one around to lift him. They would if they were 30 yards downfield with him

HeinBallz · « **Reply #5 on:** September 29, 2011, 08:31:27 PM »

I'd like to point out this comment made in the bryce brown thread:

Quote from: HeinBallz on September 28, 2011, 12:08:01 PM

OR... maybe BB hates CK & the missed block was intentional.

_33 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 29, 2011, 08:34:48 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on September 29, 2011, 05:30:45 PM

Also remember the TD pass to Lockett! No one wanted to bump chests with CK.

Yeah, he ran around for a while and then he looked at the sideline and I think they all must have acted like they didn't see him or something because then he turned and just kept running around.

Scary Smart · « **Reply #7 on:** September 29, 2011, 08:41:49 PM »

My theory is that he seems like one of those Jesus Freak-types and scares people away from him when he tries to convert them and stuff.

O-town Kat · « **Reply #8 on:** September 29, 2011, 08:43:54 PM »

Maybe he is actually Jesus.

steve dave · « **Reply #9 on:** September 29, 2011, 08:45:16 PM »

when he went for the flying chest bump and whiffed I was sad. I'll be honest. I laughed but....

EllToPay · « **Reply #10 on:** September 29, 2011, 08:53:58 PM »

Harps helped him up after he was drilled on that option pass thingy play.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #11 on:** September 29, 2011, 11:04:05 PM »

Just watched Kent State at about 200% speed. Saw several people help him up...

g2brg · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2011, 08:43:58 AM »

When CK is on the ground he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the esrth away. Kinda like Chuck Norris. Other players may be scared to get involved because of the gravitational effect!

pissclams · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2011, 08:47:29 AM »

Quote from: _33 on September 29, 2011, 08:34:48 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on September 29, 2011, 05:30:45 PM
Also remember the TD pass to Lockett! No one wanted to bump chests with CK.

Yeah, he ran around for a while and then he looked at the sideline and I think they all must have acted like they didn't see him or something because then he turned and just kept running around.

wrong, he chest bumped a guy who wasn't even looking. watch the video, it's there. don't act like it didn't happen.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #14 on:** September 30, 2011, 08:48:21 AM »

Whew, thanks E2P and HeizBalls.

J · « **Reply #15 on:** September 30, 2011, 08:49:10 AM »

Quote from: HeinBallz on September 29, 2011, 11:04:05 PM

Just watched Kent State at about 200% speed. Saw several people help him up...

I just watched it at 400% speed. Saw no one help him up...

puniraptor · « **Reply #16 on:** September 30, 2011, 08:50:26 AM »

He was bleeding alot. They were just practicing good BIOSECURITY.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #17 on:** September 30, 2011, 08:53:19 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on September 30, 2011, 08:47:29 AM

Quote from: _33 on September 29, 2011, 08:34:48 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on September 29, 2011, 05:30:45 PM
Also remember the TD pass to Lockett! No one wanted to bump chests with CK.

Yeah, he ran around for a while and then he looked at the sideline and I think they all must have acted like they didn't see him or something because then he turned and just kept running around.
wrong, he chest bumped a guy who wasn't even looking. watch the video, it's there. don't act like it didn't happen.

are you trying to say Jesus Christ couldnt hit a curveball?

MadCat · « **Reply #18 on:** September 30, 2011, 08:59:59 AM »

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to CK.
Caution: CK may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
CK contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
If CK begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Do not taunt CK.

Pete · « **Reply #19 on:** September 30, 2011, 09:00:44 AM »

LOL, you idiots don't know a thing about CK.

He's a germ-a-phoebe. Have you seen that show, Monk? That's essentially CK. Everyone knows that he'll get all wigged out if you try and shake hands with him, or "help him up." So, they are hands off.

I mean it works both ways. The same issues that make him sort his skittles in to similarly colored piles, are the same issues that drive him to dissect defenses and expose their weakness.

Basically his gift is his curse is what I am saying.

pissclams · « **Reply #20 on:** September 30, 2011, 09:02:16 AM »

i'm saying that the chamber chest bumped the side of some guy.

there's absolutely no reason why Willie Watanabee has not made a damned gif for this yet. none.

MadCat · « **Reply #21 on:** September 30, 2011, 09:05:49 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on September 30, 2011, 09:02:16 AM

i'm saying that the chamber chest bumped the side of some guy.

there's absolutely no reason why Willie Watanabee has not made a damned gif for this yet. none.

He's probably attaching the goEMAW tag so stormnut doesn't throw it up everywhere with no consequence.

TheCatFanSpeaks · « **Reply #22 on:** September 30, 2011, 01:55:38 PM »

Quote from: PUNITRATOR on September 30, 2011, 08:50:26 AM

He was bleeding alot. They were just practicing good BIOSECURITY.

Sure will be nice when they get that Bio-defense thing up and running.

Bookcat · « **Reply #23 on:** September 30, 2011, 03:03:11 PM »

they are afraid that CK will put them to the turf.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #24 on:** September 30, 2011, 04:18:56 PM »

MODS?! When you click IGNORE on a poster ...
do you still get to see their posts, or no? Does it just block the dumbass posts, or all of there posts(aka bookcat)? Thanks...