Look at all the old fogies over there clinging to their terrible Chamber nickname from yesteryear. Meanwhile, the young pups who know how to use a computer have given CK a new nickname relating to the digital age. It's cute how the #teamchamber people are all over there in their corner, clinging to their old memories, being all old-fashioned, cheering for Snyder to never-give-up-the-reins-but-when-he-does-by-God-we-better-replace-him-with-someone-from-the-Snyder-coaching-tree. "What about Dana Dimel?" they ask.
God. Look at them. They're so adorable, that #teamchamber, hunched over in their hoodless sweatshirts celebrating the Copper Bowl victory from 1993. "You don't know what it was like before Snyder," they say, wagging a finger and adding, "It was terrible. And thank God for The Chamber, who is a real Wes Welker type but as a quarterback."
Cling to your memories from yesteryear. Cling to the good old days before computers took over. Send recruits snail mail instead of texts. And by God, keep ironing letters to spell CHAMBER on the backs of your purple 1990s Dallas Cowboy jerseys that you refuse to let us update even though far better alternatives have come along.
Keep on tuckin'.
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