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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2011, 09:03:46 PM »
It's quite an adjustment to go from strong indifference to Baylor football to strong hate. It may take all week.

One of the nicest and most helpful people I work with is a Baylor grad.  She is literally the nicest person I know.

I think of hating on Baylor, then I think about saying it to her face, then I just kind of get ashamed, and I stop.

This person has been lying to you.  She is actually a BYU grad.

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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2011, 09:16:18 PM »
How in the hell did a shitty program like Baylor get RG3?  I mean, they had to cheat their ass off right?  Like a super hot chick that goes out on a date with a nerd as a joke, but then keeps seeing him and no one knows why.

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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2011, 09:17:28 PM »
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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2011, 09:27:38 PM »
How in the hell did a shitty program like Baylor get RG3?  I mean, they had to cheat their ass off right?  Like a super hot chick that goes out on a date with a nerd as a joke, but then keeps seeing him and no one knows why.
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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2011, 09:34:15 PM »
Hi, I'm Patrick Dennehy


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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2011, 09:41:46 PM »
Hi, I'm Patrick Dennehy


Bang bang [redacted].


It's hard for me to think Mr. Dennehy was wrong in what he did.  I lived in Waco for a spell.  I said spell because that's how those idiots talk.  I actually think I could of killed someone while I was down there too.  Not sure if it was the Brazos or if it was just because the best place to drink was called the Continental Cowboy.  All I know is that I could have killed someone.  I hate you for that Baylor! :shakesfist:
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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2011, 09:45:00 PM »
Baylor week message boarding really sucks  :embarrassed:

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« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2011, 11:26:11 PM »




University alum David Crowder loves his Bears -- so much that he wrote something of a fight song, "Rise Up," for his alma mater's football team, which will take the field to the playing of the song at every home game this season.

Crowder had seen some of the team's commercials over the summer, which had the theme of "rise up." He went to sleep one night, and woke up the next day with the song in his head.

"I don't want to talk about Manifest Destiny," he told Baylor, "but I woke up the next morning and I'm sort of in a dream state with this song in its entirety. Later in the day I remember I had a song in my head when I woke up, and I started talking to a guy I work with. I said I feel like I had a dream, something about Baylor football, and I started reciting lyrics to it. About halfway through, I go, 'This is a good song. I gotta go, I gotta record it quick before it disappears.' So that day I recorded it and sent it to some folks in the athletic department, and they got pretty excited. I was already excited, so we went ahead and polished it up."

At last Saturday's opener, the 42,821 fans in attendance heard the song, and the Bears rose up and whipped Sam Houston State, 34-3.

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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2011, 01:40:42 AM »
David Crowder is more embarrassing than Ecokat, Ron Prince, the Power Towel fiasco, and our 1990's basketball winning percentage combined. His song is even worse.
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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2011, 02:05:24 AM »
Went to a softball tournament @ Baylor (I'm ashamed to admit it but I did) and they had a 3rd baseman (she sounded like a man so get off my case Beth) whose name was something guys name like Brenton or something. Afterwords went to eat at TGIFridays and had a guy serving us named Brit who Tannahill would have bashed. Come on Baylor, I thought Catholics where against homos, what gives?

Plus the town was just awful. It was raining the whole time I was there and the whole town was about as depressing as Coffeyville.

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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2011, 05:58:23 AM »
Went to a softball tournament @ Baylor (I'm ashamed to admit it but I did) and they had a 3rd baseman (she sounded like a man so get off my case Beth) whose name was something guys name like Brenton or something. Afterwords went to eat at TGIFridays and had a guy serving us named Brit who Tannahill would have bashed. Come on Baylor, I thought Catholics where against homos, what gives?

Plus the town was just awful. It was raining the whole time I was there and the whole town was about as depressing as Coffeyville.
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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2011, 07:16:41 AM »
They like green so much they give it to their players....which makes it hard for me to hate them but I do anyway!!
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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2011, 09:07:07 AM »
Hi, I'm Patrick Dennehy


Bang bang [redacted].k


It's hard for me to think Mr. Dennehy was wrong in what he did.  I lived in Waco for a spell.  I said spell because that's how those idiots talk.  I actually think I could of killed someone while I was down there too.  Not sure if it was the Brazos or if it was just because the best place to drink was called the Continental Cowboy.  All I know is that I could have killed someone.  I hate you for that Baylor! :shakesfist:

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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #41 on: September 27, 2011, 09:13:14 AM »
Effing hate Baylor.  They're so small-timey.  Also heard after this weekend they offered Aurthur Brown. 

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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #42 on: September 27, 2011, 09:30:33 AM »
baylor = bear aggy

i don't understand why they're making fun of ks being flat.  texas is flat.  texas is also one of the most awful states in the country unless you like tumbleweed and dirt.  they've got plenty of that. 

oh well, bear aggy just being bear aggy.  i wonder what bevo thinks about this.


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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #43 on: September 27, 2011, 09:49:41 AM »
baylor = bear aggy

i don't understand why they're making fun of ks being flat.  texas is flat.  texas is also one of the most awful states in the country unless you like tumbleweed and dirt.  they've got plenty of that. 

oh well, bear aggy just being bear aggy.  i wonder what bevo thinks about this.

not to mention the tornado jab. Maybe Bear aggy should look up the stats and see Texas has more nados than any other state. Oh, don't even get me started on hurricanes. jfc, just jfc.
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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #44 on: September 27, 2011, 10:01:17 AM »
Eff Baylor!!!


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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #45 on: September 27, 2011, 10:07:47 AM »
Eff Baylor!!!


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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #46 on: September 27, 2011, 11:19:24 AM »
i really hoped that the bear aggys would have come up with something original in their thread.  like, i didn't even have to go there to know that there were a few posts about ecokat, a few posts about the ron prince powertowel video, and a few jabs about the e. kentucky game.

yawn, bear aggys, yawn. 

at least mention that our coach will probably die soon, dumbass hicks.

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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #47 on: September 27, 2011, 11:32:10 AM »
baylor = bear aggy

i don't understand why they're making fun of ks being flat.  texas is flat.  texas is also one of the most awful states in the country unless you like tumbleweed and dirt.  they've got plenty of that. 

oh well, bear aggy just being bear aggy.  i wonder what bevo thinks about this.
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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #48 on: September 27, 2011, 12:03:47 PM »
baylor = bear aggy

i don't understand why they're making fun of ks being flat.  texas is flat.  texas is also one of the most awful states in the country unless you like tumbleweed and dirt.  they've got plenty of that. 

oh well, bear aggy just being bear aggy.  i wonder what bevo thinks about this.
Drove from Dallas to Waco once. It literally looks like Kansas.

i don't think the look the same at all.  i drove from dallas to college station so i should know.  however, they both are flat.

at least in kansas you hayseeds grow wheat, alfalfa, and soybeans.

in texas it's just those oil things (yes we have these in ks too but much fewer), weeds, and wild pigs.  just an overall embarassing state in so many ways.  if i was a texan i would hang my head in shame and sorrow.


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Re: Baylor Hate Thread
« Reply #49 on: September 27, 2011, 12:05:44 PM »
baylor = bear aggy

i don't understand why they're making fun of ks being flat.  texas is flat.  texas is also one of the most awful states in the country unless you like tumbleweed and dirt.  they've got plenty of that. 

oh well, bear aggy just being bear aggy.  i wonder what bevo thinks about this.
Drove from Dallas to Waco once. It literally looks like Kansas.

i don't think the look the same at all.  i drove from dallas to college station so i should know.  however, they both are flat.

at least in kansas you hayseeds grow wheat, alfalfa, and soybeans.

in texas it's just those oil things (yes we have these in ks too but much fewer), weeds, and wild pigs.  just an overall embarassing state in so many ways.  if i was a texan i would hang my head in shame and sorrow.

might as well call waco "garden city" because they're both flat, dusty and full of (mexicans).

i tried asking a baylor girl out to a dance once, and she just gave me one of these  :dubious: