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Re: Dogs
« Reply #900 on: September 30, 2016, 04:35:36 PM »
I think there'd have to be a renaming.  "Dina" makes me think of the kroger brand snookie on jersey shore.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #901 on: September 30, 2016, 04:37:04 PM »
I for real didn't know if it's dee-na or die-na
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #902 on: September 30, 2016, 04:40:02 PM »
Neither do I, but either way, I think we could crowdsource something better.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #903 on: September 30, 2016, 06:00:41 PM »
give up on these homeless dogs and buy a puppy.

someone has some sense, thank goodness

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #904 on: September 30, 2016, 06:53:40 PM »
my dad got a puppy the other week and got all excited because he did some pedigree paperwork crap and I guess he had to officially settle on "Beavis 2"

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #905 on: September 30, 2016, 07:43:17 PM »
I dog sit for friends frequently. It's the ideal situation for me right now, I think.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #906 on: September 30, 2016, 09:12:31 PM »
what variety of puppy, tobias?
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #907 on: September 30, 2016, 09:13:41 PM »
brittany.  he's an actual hayseed in america

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #908 on: September 30, 2016, 09:15:20 PM »
the king of spaniels.  i bet they're great as pups.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #909 on: September 30, 2016, 09:16:30 PM »
I haven't read any of this but trim, you aren't getting a dog. as an owner of a dog sized human I can tell you it's a bad idea.

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« Reply #910 on: September 30, 2016, 09:21:53 PM »
I haven't read any of this blog in almost a year but trim, you aren't getting a dog. as an owner of a dog sized human I can tell you it's a bad idea.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #911 on: September 30, 2016, 09:40:16 PM »
I haven't read any of this but trim, you aren't getting a dog. as an owner of a dog sized human I can tell you it's a bad idea.

The dog can go a lot more important places with me than your human can with you.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #912 on: September 30, 2016, 09:45:07 PM »
Like under the seat on flights :lol:

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #913 on: September 30, 2016, 09:47:35 PM »
I haven't read any of this but trim, you aren't getting a dog. as an owner of a dog sized human I can tell you it's a bad idea.

The dog can go a lot more important places with me than your human can with you.

you've been warned

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #914 on: September 30, 2016, 10:05:33 PM »
I haven't read any of this but trim, you aren't getting a dog. as an owner of a dog sized human I can tell you it's a bad idea.

The dog can go a lot more important places with me than your human can with you.

you've been warned

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #915 on: September 30, 2016, 10:09:49 PM »
I no longer know what that means

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #916 on: September 30, 2016, 10:24:59 PM »


My son decided to adopt another dog

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #917 on: September 30, 2016, 10:31:59 PM »
tom, his first dog seems to think that was a poor decision

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #918 on: September 30, 2016, 10:33:55 PM »
Smart edit Tom, also cute pooch
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #919 on: October 01, 2016, 08:57:22 AM »
brittany.  he's an actual hayseed in america

Have had a few of these.  If you took the most hyper dog you have had, fed it a steady diet of crack and meth, and constantly shook it's face, you would see what a normal Brittany pup us like.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #920 on: October 01, 2016, 08:58:52 AM »
that seems accurate... this one seems more "cornholio" than "beavis"

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #921 on: October 01, 2016, 09:19:01 AM »
That's a perfect description.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #922 on: October 03, 2016, 10:06:18 AM »
Brittanies, they run like they've got all 4 legs tied together.   :lol:

Brittanies, when they're on point, they look like they're just standing there.   :lol:

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #923 on: October 03, 2016, 10:09:19 AM »
For pets, I think females are generally better for the reasons mentioned, but one issue...females, when they fight they are more apt to fight to the death, so if she is defensive or food aggressive just take note of that.  I've seen some nasty scraps with bitches that were otherwise very sweet but maybe some other dog sniffed their butt when they were eating or something.  With males it's usually over pretty quick.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #924 on: October 03, 2016, 10:15:38 AM »
If you get a female make sure she is spayed (all the adoptees probably are already). I don't think Trim wants to deal with dog periods.