Mennonite Master Thread (previously smoke cigars thread)

[catzacker]

463 pages and all we've established so far is Mennonites are nice folks and bmw is about to leave forever, again.

Starting to see rumors that ESPN may have come to an agreement with OU on a SoonerNetwork.   

Where are said rumblings?

Seems like a bunch of wishful thinking but who knows...

Some positive chatter *****   
I received a couple emails today that suggested OU and ESPN have reached agreement on a Sooner Network. I have no idea the validity of it and I was not going to share it with the board, but I have seen it from a few different sources. Again, I have no idea if it is true. You would also think it would have been mentioned by some other media outlets. I am sharing because I thought the board can use any positive information it can get. Hopefully, we know one way or another by Monday.

dear f'ing christ.  if this is in any way true we should rename the league to "The Big Vaginas".   It'd be a way better league name because we wouldn't be locked in with a number and it'd accurately describe the league members.   

[Emo EMAW]

One time I felt up a Mennonite girl on a couch.  Had to beg for over-the-shirt-boob.  Was awful.

[Stupid Fitz]

Oh yeah, they'll pretty much cancel the other 19 college hoops games that will be on TV at the same time for those matchups.

Someday, low self esteem ku fans will understand that hardcore college sports country is primarily hardcore college football country, not college basketball country.

They will never understand this and you know it.

[Gooch]

Unless the National Amish / Mennonite University is about to get an invite to the Big 12 get out of this thread!!!!!!!!!!!

With all of the invites @danbebe is throwing out on Twitter I would not be surprised if they were.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

One time I felt up a Mennonite girl on a couch.  Had to beg for over-the-shirt-boob.  Was awful.

 

[MadCat]

OT:

Q: How do you keep a Mennonite from drinking all your beer when you take him fishing?

A: Bring two Mennonites.

[michigancat]

OT:

Q: How do you keep a Mennonite from drinking all your beer when you take him fishing?

A: Bring two Mennonites.

ha ha ha

[SkinnyBenny]

Would take the breakup of the Big XII and a demotion to the MWC if it meant that we wouldn't have to talk about Mennonites anymore in this  thread.

[Panjandrum]

Would take the breakup of the Big XII and a demotion to the MWC if it meant that we wouldn't have to talk about Mennonites anymore in this  thread.

 

[steve dave]

whatever it takes to get this thread to 1k pages I am all for

["storm"nut]

whatever it takes to get this thread to 1k pages I am all for

Time for more weather reports and forecasts then.

 

[Brock Landers]

Mods,

Please move the BMW quoting a small-time hayseed reporter stuff to the Phog Realignment Gems thread.

Also, please remove all of the stupid Mennonite stuff.  This thread has a repuation to uphold dammit!!!

Thanks

[michigancat]

oh snap

[Panjandrum]

Nm.  I apparently got moved to the Mennonite thread.  Don't want to be here.

 

[Emo EMAW]

eff I thought we ditched the smoke cigars thread!   :whew

[steve dave]

Nm.  I apparently got moved to the Mennonite thread.  Don't want to be here.

 

I terminated my own wish

[Dual Ju]

Yoder is an Amish name.  He's not to be trusted.

Can confirm.

<----- grew up around the Amish

Do you have any good Amish stories?  They are weirdly fascinating

Sadly no. But any group of people that spends that much time around horses can not be trusted*. They do make fantastic baked good tho.



* See Whitney Snyder

WHAT ABOUT MINI HORSES 

cannot be trusted, see MOAP2 thread.

[jtksu]

Can't believe the mods have stooped to this level.  This place is going to hell.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

OT:

Q: How do you keep a Mennonite from drinking all your beer when you take him fishing?

A: Bring two Mennonites.

ha ha ha

Q. What is every Amish womans dream?
A. Two Mennonite

[schreds21]

Saw three Amish guys in a boat being pulled by a tractor down Yoder Road one time.
My buddy and I were all 
and then 

[kst8cat]

Saw three Amish guys in a boat being pulled by a tractor down Yoder Road one time.
My buddy and I were all 
and then 

No big deal.  There probably wasn't enough room in the tractor for all of them, so they rode in the boat instead.  They don't have pickup trucks to pull it, so it only makes sense to pull it with a tractor.  Anyway, I love going down Yoder Road in June and seeing actual pull-type combines in action!  Those things are very rare, even for Amish people. 

[pike]

Do Mormons get along with with Mennonites? Another incentive for BYU to join the Big 12, imo

[jtksu]

They seem like mortal enemies to me for some reason.  Like, the second one sees the other, they just start swinging.  Automatic go-time.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I don't think the Amish and Mennonites really have much in common at all. I could be wrong, though.