Best PopTart Flavor thread

[Asteriskhead]

They also aren't better tasting when toasted so why bother

^ that too.

That too?  More like not true since the taste and texture of many foods improve when going from room temperature to piping hot. 

Hey would you like a nice hot meal?  Nah I'm good for now but if you let it sit out on the counter for an hour or so I'll dig in!

poptarts aren't the same thing as a pot roast, you clodbrain.

[star seed 7]

Was brock the raging anti-vonite poopbrains?

[puniraptor]

do you rub it in butter before going in the toaster so it like fries up? or do you butter it after toasting so it melts in?

[Asteriskhead]

do you rub it in butter before going in the toaster so it like fries up? or do you butter it after toasting so it melts in?

probs both, he uses landolakes as face moisturizer.

[_33]

I knew we were running low on Pop Tarts (Brown Sugar Cinnamon obv), so this morning when I looked in the cupboard a wave of relief washed over me because I saw the box was still there. Then I picked up the box to grab the package of Tarts and it was empty. One of my children had taken the last package and left the box. I am enraged and when they get home from school they will feel my wrath (my wrath = telling them to throw the box away when they take the last package and probably call them a dweeb in the process).

[OK_Cat]

This thread is a blast from the past.  I haven't eaten a poptart in probably 5 years, but I know I'd still crush a C&BS (untoasted).

[Skipper44]

the old posts debating to toast or not to toast in this thread has inspired me to procure a selection of poptarts and toaster strudels to make as desset the next time i fire up the pizza oven

[mocat]

i've been getting made from scratch pop tarts at coffee shops, and they f'n rule (no toast)

[star seed 7]

Mods, plz change mocat to "the millenial" or "millenialcat" or something

[Rage Against the McKee]

I'd probably really like one of those artisan pop tarts that mocat eats, but I can't say that I've ever tried one.

[mocat]

it's kind of like two normal PT's worth of filling, and maybe 1.5 normal PT's worth of frosting. texture is different (more crumbly). pairs well with 12 oz black americano for incred morning productivity levels

[pissclams]

more filling is rarely a good thing, some things are better when left alone

oreo double stuff another one, terrible

[CHONGS]

Is there a Reese's PB cup flavored pop tart? If but there should be.

[wetwillie]

it's kind of like two normal PT's worth of filling, and maybe 1.5 normal PT's worth of frosting. texture is different (more crumbly). pairs well with 12 oz black americano for incred morning productivity levels

“I’ll have one diabetes biscuit please”

[Pete]

I too would like one of these custom made millennial pop tarts.

[Pete]

Of the OG’s, I am a cinnamon brown sugar man. That was how I was raised. 

[Cire]

Blueberry as a kid

Cinnamon as an adult


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[star seed 7]

Cinnamon as a child, cookies and creme as an adult 

[OK_Cat]

oreo double stuff another one, terrible

Might as well close goEMAW.com and lock the door, Clams just had the absolute worst take in the history of this BBS

[mocat]

it's kind of like two normal PT's worth of filling, and maybe 1.5 normal PT's worth of frosting. texture is different (more crumbly). pairs well with 12 oz black americano for incred morning productivity levels

“I’ll have one diabetes biscuit please”

do you normally eat just one pop tart or the two that come in the package

[mocat]

I too would like one of these custom made millennial pop tarts.

it's a special treat that you only get if you bike to work 

[wetwillie]

it's kind of like two normal PT's worth of filling, and maybe 1.5 normal PT's worth of frosting. texture is different (more crumbly). pairs well with 12 oz black americano for incred morning productivity levels

“I’ll have one diabetes biscuit please”

do you normally eat just one pop tart or the two that come in the package

I don’t eat pop tarts because I have bad genes.

[Stevesie60]

more filling is rarely a good thing, some things are better when left alone

oreo double stuff another one, terrible

This is the trolliest post I've ever seen on this site.

[Pete]

more filling is rarely a good thing, some things are better when left alone

oreo double stuff another one, terrible

This is the trolliest post I've ever seen on this site.

I buy the party size double stuff. Not even family size can quench my filling thirst.

[Spracne]

more filling is rarely a good thing, some things are better when left alone

oreo double stuff another one, terrible

This is the trolliest post I've ever seen on this site.

I buy the party size double stuff. Not even family size can quench my filling thirst.

You're gonna need a 'clams-size serving of milk to go along with those bad boys.