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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #100 on: May 21, 2014, 10:37:44 AM »
If you want a hot pop tart you microwave it.  Soft and chewy. 

i pan fry mine in butter.  a healthy and very classy alternative to the fast food lifestyle that so many here espouse


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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #101 on: May 21, 2014, 11:59:48 AM »
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Those are good too, but this isn't the toaster strudel thread.

It is now. pop tarts are for complete losers.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #102 on: September 12, 2014, 01:54:04 PM »
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7yyF/poptarts-wild-cherry-on-tour

So, this commercial shows a dapper looking dinosaur murdering a pop tart groupie, and we're left to assume that he's going to dine on her toasted body. The dinosaur seems to think it's cool though, and his justification is that groupies are dumb so they deserve it.
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #103 on: March 18, 2015, 03:49:34 AM »
What percent of the time do you think Pop-Tarts are eaten toasted vs. cold?

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #104 on: March 18, 2015, 06:22:38 AM »
toasted or gtfo

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #105 on: March 18, 2015, 08:43:49 AM »
Brown sugar are the best untoasted.  Frosted strawberry are the best toasted.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #106 on: March 18, 2015, 10:06:24 AM »
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #107 on: March 18, 2015, 10:06:54 AM »
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #108 on: March 18, 2015, 10:34:19 AM »
The only way I would eat an untoasted pop tart would be if I was starving and all I had was a raw pop tart and no toaster.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #109 on: March 18, 2015, 10:38:07 AM »
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #110 on: March 18, 2015, 11:38:22 AM »
Toasted with butter melted on top.
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #111 on: March 18, 2015, 12:14:02 PM »
Team Toasted here.  They're called Pop Tarts because they.....wait for it......POP up out of your toaster.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #112 on: March 18, 2015, 12:44:37 PM »
100% untoasted over here.

My wife likes them toasted.  My kids, untoasted.

Using a sampling of my home, it is a 3/1 ratio of untoasted/toasted.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #113 on: March 18, 2015, 01:38:39 PM »
The appeal of a poptart is its immediate readiness for consumption. If you're going to take the time to prepare something, you should make an actual meal.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #114 on: March 18, 2015, 01:41:04 PM »
They also aren't better tasting when toasted so why bother
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #115 on: March 18, 2015, 01:43:19 PM »
They also aren't better tasting when toasted so why bother

^ that too.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #116 on: March 18, 2015, 01:47:38 PM »
You two are weird. Of course I'll cram down an room temp pop tart in a pinch, but they're much better toasted, especially with butter.

Pretty sure we had a snack off over PTs and either s'mores or some other chocolaty one won. I've always been partial to original strawberry with and without frosting.
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #117 on: March 18, 2015, 01:48:55 PM »
You and your adding butter.  Good God man it already has enough fat in it!

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #118 on: March 18, 2015, 01:50:25 PM »
You and your adding butter.  Good God man it already has enough fat in it!

You can never get enough fat.
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #119 on: March 18, 2015, 01:53:03 PM »
You two are weird.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #120 on: March 18, 2015, 02:10:33 PM »
Without frosting, get a load of this idiot  :lol:
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #121 on: March 18, 2015, 02:12:21 PM »
i want my frosting carmelized, crust warm, and filling gooey.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #122 on: March 18, 2015, 02:26:19 PM »
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #123 on: March 18, 2015, 02:30:30 PM »
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #124 on: March 18, 2015, 02:31:09 PM »
They also aren't better tasting when toasted so why bother

^ that too.


That too?  More like not true since the taste and texture of many foods improve when going from room temperature to piping hot. 

Hey would you like a nice hot meal?  Nah I'm good for now but if you let it sit out on the counter for an hour or so I'll dig in!