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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #75 on: May 20, 2014, 08:28:35 PM »

Blueberry and Hot Fudge Sundae are the only acceptable answers. Also those tropical ones they used to have with shark sprinkles


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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #76 on: May 20, 2014, 08:32:31 PM »
it's cinnamon

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #77 on: May 20, 2014, 09:09:38 PM »
these are the best and its not even close :lick:



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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #78 on: May 20, 2014, 09:17:38 PM »

Blueberry and Hot Fudge Sundae are the only acceptable answers. Also those tropical ones they used to have with shark sprinkles


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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #79 on: May 20, 2014, 09:20:57 PM »
these are the best and its not even close :lick:



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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #80 on: May 20, 2014, 09:42:22 PM »
the wild berry ones are pretty good. I mostly prefer the fruit flavored ones, but the brown sugar cinnamon and the smores varieties are fantastic.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #81 on: May 20, 2014, 09:43:38 PM »
has anyone tried these-
frosted confetti cupcake
blueberry muffin
pumpkin pie
frosted sugar cookie

they sound great


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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #82 on: May 20, 2014, 09:46:50 PM »
Blueberry muffin is yummy

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #83 on: May 20, 2014, 09:47:54 PM »
Has anyone fought for frosted brown sugar?  I WILL

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #84 on: May 20, 2014, 09:51:13 PM »
Has anyone fought for frosted brown sugar?  I WILL

OP.  me.  sd.  you.  prolly some others.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #85 on: May 20, 2014, 09:54:17 PM »
Has anyone fought for frosted brown sugar?  I WILL

OP.  me.  sd.  you.  prolly some others.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #86 on: May 20, 2014, 10:47:04 PM »

Blueberry and Hot Fudge Sundae are the only acceptable answers. Also those tropical ones they used to have with shark sprinkles


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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #87 on: May 20, 2014, 10:48:43 PM »
:DNR: entire thread but it's cherry and eff everyone else

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #88 on: May 20, 2014, 11:07:13 PM »
:DNR: entire thread but it's cherry and eff everyone else

I had a package of these for breakfast like everyday when I used to have to get up a 2 am for work.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #89 on: May 20, 2014, 11:09:23 PM »
Has anyone fought for frosted brown sugar?  I WILL

Don't like frosting on my tarts. Spoils their true fruit flavor.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #90 on: May 20, 2014, 11:27:39 PM »
who the eff puts a perfectly good poptart in the toaster?

Just eat the thing, shithead, don't complicate it.

Pro-tip... (assuming you're eating both and who doesn't)

Toast one while eating the first one cold, then slather some real butter on the back of the toasted one.  The "warm up act" is good, but the "headliner" will be blow your mind good.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #91 on: May 20, 2014, 11:34:30 PM »
trick question, because toaster strudel is the correct answer. (cinnamon roll ones to be specific)

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #92 on: May 20, 2014, 11:55:27 PM »
This is the rough ridin' pop-tart thread, not the toaster strudel thread, you rough ridin' chowderheads. can you not read?

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #94 on: May 21, 2014, 09:30:53 AM »
Honestly, the OP was right on this one. And they need to be hot to enjoy properly. The fruity ones just aren't as good (especially grape  :Yuck:).

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #95 on: May 21, 2014, 09:30:57 AM »
 :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:


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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #96 on: May 21, 2014, 09:32:13 AM »
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:



Those are good too, but this isn't the toaster strudel thread.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #97 on: May 21, 2014, 09:32:47 AM »
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:



Those are good too, but this isn't the toaster strudel thread.

It is now. pop tarts are for complete losers.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #98 on: May 21, 2014, 10:20:53 AM »
who the eff puts a perfectly good poptart in the toaster?

Just eat the thing, shithead, don't complicate it.

Pro-tip... (assuming you're eating both and who doesn't)

Toast one while eating the first one cold, then slather some real butter on the back of the toasted one.  The "warm up act" is good, but the "headliner" will be blow your mind good.

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This. If you're not putting butter on a toasted pop tart then you're doing it wrong.

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Re: Best PopTart Flavor thread
« Reply #99 on: May 21, 2014, 10:26:05 AM »
If you want a hot pop tart you microwave it.  Soft and chewy. 
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