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*Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« on: September 14, 2011, 09:48:16 AM »
I will start:

"Silent Running" by Mike and the Mechanics is the best song about a civilian insurgency against a facist government crackdown.

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2011, 10:03:02 AM »
"Ohio" by Neil Young is the best song about the Kent State Massacre ever made.
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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2011, 10:33:32 AM »
"Born to Run" by oscar Springsteen is the best song about marathon running

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2011, 10:33:57 AM »
"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey is the best song about Santa Claus

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2011, 10:34:45 AM »
"Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield is the best song about Jesse Ventura's wife

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2011, 10:36:24 AM »
Rock Lobster/ Lobsters

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2011, 10:36:58 AM »
The Humpty Dance is the best song about the Humpty Dance.


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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2011, 10:37:31 AM »
"Dancing on the Ceiling" is the best song about America's space program in the late 1960s.

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2011, 10:38:21 AM »
"Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield is the best song about Jesse Ventura's wife

Wrong.  "Caribean Queen" by Billy Ocean

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2011, 10:38:46 AM »
"Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes is the best song about early advances in Lasix surgery

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2011, 10:39:10 AM »
Lollipop is the best song about sex and candy ever made. sorry marcys playground

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2011, 10:40:31 AM »
"Annie I'm Not Your Daddy" by Kid Creole & the Coconuts is the best song about a puppy that thinks its a person

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2011, 10:44:55 AM »
"Meet me Half-way" by Kenny Loggins is the best song about high stakes professional arm wrestling.

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2011, 10:50:37 AM »
Twist and Shout is the best song about chronic tourettes syndrome.


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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2011, 10:54:26 AM »
We belong together is the best song about Bill and Sean ever written.
Never gonna give you up is the best song about internet dumbasses ever written.
Girls just wanna have fun is the best song about womens rights ever written.

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2011, 11:08:19 AM »
Nightmare On My Street is the best song about "burnt up like a weenie" serial killer who haunts the dreams of a world famous rapper/actor and brutally murders his DJamer after he pleads for him to stay awake.
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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2011, 11:08:59 AM »
"The Roof is on Fire," by the Bloodhound Gang, is the best song about Allen Fieldhouse burning down next year.

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2011, 11:28:38 AM »
Monkey Wrench is the best song about tools for pipe fitting.

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2011, 11:38:25 AM »
"Free Fallin'" is the best song about Owen Hart's death.  Also best biography of Dylan Meier.
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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2011, 11:59:23 AM »
We are 138 is the best song about violence. 

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2011, 11:59:45 AM »
The Boxer is the best song about Dylan. 

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2011, 12:07:14 PM »
Some really good ones here.  And very little disagreement.  My movie thread had everyone fighting. 

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2011, 12:11:10 PM »
Two out of Three Ain't Bad is the best song about Bob Huggins and Jon Wefald/Tim Weiser ever made

 
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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2011, 01:15:08 PM »
"Driven My Life Away" by Eddie Rabbit is the best song about windshield wipers.

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Re: *Blank* is the best song about *Blank* ever made
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2011, 01:17:42 PM »
Real Compton City Gs is the best song about being from the street, not a phony like that lousy Dr Dre.