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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #175 on: May 08, 2014, 01:14:51 PM »
What's the verdict?

might be tough to swing for someone trying to ball on a budget.

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #176 on: May 08, 2014, 02:02:27 PM »
had taco bell for lunch today as well  ;)
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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #177 on: May 08, 2014, 02:05:16 PM »
hey you guys want to get the biggest bang for your taco bell buck?

send an email to [email protected] with the amount of money you are trying to spend (no dollar signs) in the subject line, and it will reply with a list of items that maximizes the amount of calories you can purchase with the amount of money you have.

for example, with a budget of 5.70....

TacoBell Items to Purchase.
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| Name | Cost | Calories|

Smothered Burrito (Beef) | 2.99 | 700.0 |
Chicken Burrito | 1.59 | 400.0 |
Bean Burrito | 1.09 | 370.0 |


Total Cost for Max Calories within your Budget:
5.67----------------------------------------
Total Calories for your Budget:1470.0

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #178 on: May 08, 2014, 02:24:45 PM »
any amount spent at taco bell is a gateway to UNLIMITED FREE FIRE SAUCE CALORIES
« Last Edit: May 08, 2014, 02:28:19 PM by puniraptor »

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #179 on: May 08, 2014, 02:27:38 PM »
any amount spend at taco bell is a gateway to UNLIMITED FREE FIRE SAUCE CALORIES

i have a fire sauce drawer in my kitchen

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #180 on: May 08, 2014, 02:43:27 PM »
email it a million dollars and post what it says

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #181 on: May 08, 2014, 03:07:08 PM »
well you can buy five bean burritos at like 4% cheaper and 25% more calories (@mocat)?


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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #183 on: May 08, 2014, 03:37:39 PM »
email it a million dollars and post what it says

On it.

Maxed it out at $82.82 for some reason:

TacoBell Items to Purchase.
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| Name | Cost | Calories|

XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito (Beef) | 3.99 | 870.0 |
XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito (Steak) | 4.99 | 840.0 |
XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito (Chicken) | 4.79 | 820.0 |
Nacho Bellgrande | 3.29 | 760.0 |
Cantina Burrito (Steak) | 4.99 | 750.0 |
Cantina Burrito (Chicken) | 4.79 | 730.0 |
Cantina Burrito (Veggie) | 4.79 | 720.0 |
Smothered Burrito (Beef) | 2.99 | 700.0 |
Smothered Burrito (Steak) | 3.99 | 670.0 |
Smothered Burrito (Shredded Chicken) | 3.99 | 650.0 |
Cantina Bowl (Steak) | 4.99 | 550.0 |
Cantina Bowl (Chicken) | 4.79 | 530.0 |
Cantina Bowl (Veggie) | 4.79 | 510.0 |
Nacho Supreme | 2.29 | 450.0 |
7-Layer Burrito | 2.29 | 430.0 |
Burrito Supreme – Beef | 2.69 | 410.0 |
Chicken Burrito | 1.59 | 400.0 |
Black Bean Burrito | 1.79 | 390.0 |
Bean Burrito | 1.09 | 370.0 |
Double Decker Taco | 2.29 | 350.0 |
Cheesy Nachos | 0.99 | 280.0 |
Doritos Locos Taco (Cool Ranch) | 1.39 | 200.0 |
Grilled Steak Soft Taco | 2.29 | 200.0 |
Crunchy Taco Supreme | 1.39 | 200.0 |
Doritos Locos Taco (Fiery) | 1.39 | 170.0 |
Doritos Locos Taco (Nacho Cheese) | 1.39 | 170.0 |
Crunchy Taco | 0.99 | 170.0 |
Chicken Soft Taco | 1.79 | 160.0 |


Total Cost for Max Calories within your Budget:
82.82----------------------------------------
Total Calories for your Budget:13450.0

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #184 on: May 08, 2014, 03:52:34 PM »
crap, does it limit 1 of each item? this thing isn't as cool as i thought.

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #185 on: May 08, 2014, 03:53:00 PM »
75 bean burritos would net you 27,750 calories

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #186 on: May 08, 2014, 04:08:50 PM »
$15

TacoBell Items to Purchase.
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| Name | Cost | Calories|

XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito (Beef) | 3.99 | 870.0 |
Nacho Bellgrande | 3.29 | 760.0 |
Smothered Burrito (Beef) | 2.99 | 700.0 |
Chicken Burrito | 1.59 | 400.0 |
Bean Burrito | 1.09 | 370.0 |
Cheesy Nachos | 0.99 | 280.0 |
Crunchy Taco | 0.99 | 170.0 |


Total Cost for Max Calories within your Budget:
14.93----------------------------------------
Total Calories for your Budget:3550.0

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #187 on: May 09, 2014, 08:33:49 AM »
i usually just text CartierFor3

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #188 on: May 09, 2014, 08:42:05 AM »
i don't want the max calories, i want a crunch wrap supreme, and then the max calories for the money i have leftover

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« Reply #189 on: May 09, 2014, 08:42:44 AM »
i don't want the max calories, i want a crunch wrap supreme, and then the max calories for the money i have leftover

see if @nicname can do it as an alternative CIS project and wrap it up by midnight

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #190 on: May 09, 2014, 08:43:43 AM »
i don't want the max calories, i want a crunch wrap supreme, and then the max calories for the money i have leftover

see if @nicname can do it as an alternative CIS project and wrap it up by midnight

i can do this, but it's going to be in c instead of java
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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #191 on: May 09, 2014, 08:46:55 AM »
tell it you have 6 nickels, 3 dimes and 2 quarters. #math @mocat
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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #192 on: May 09, 2014, 08:50:25 AM »
snowbrag could probably crunch some numbers, and i could wrap it up by tonight, but i honestly don't have supreme confidence in it

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« Reply #193 on: May 09, 2014, 08:51:10 AM »
^ HIDDEN MESSAGE ^

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #194 on: May 09, 2014, 09:15:40 AM »
had the SPICY CHICKEN COOL RANCH DORITOS LOCOS TACO last night, it was pretty good

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #195 on: May 09, 2014, 11:43:46 AM »
i don't want the max calories, i want a crunch wrap supreme, and then the max calories for the money i have leftover

see if @nicname can do it as an alternative CIS project and wrap it up by midnight

i can do this, but it's going to be in c instead of java

this isnt middle school programming  :lol:

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #196 on: May 09, 2014, 11:45:52 AM »
i don't want the max calories, i want a crunch wrap supreme, and then the max calories for the money i have leftover

see if @nicname can do it as an alternative CIS project and wrap it up by midnight

i can do this, but it's going to be in c instead of java

this isnt middle school programming  :lol:

i can't help that the engineering department is stuck in the 70's
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« Reply #197 on: May 09, 2014, 02:58:25 PM »
tell it you have 6 nickels, 3 dimes and 2 quarters. #math @mocat

TacoBell Items to Purchase.
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| Name | Cost | Calories|

Bean Burrito | 1.09 | 370.0 |


Total Cost for Max Calories within your Budget:
1.09----------------------------------------
Total Calories for your Budget:370.0

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #198 on: October 28, 2014, 03:43:12 PM »
duuuuuude


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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #199 on: October 28, 2014, 03:48:13 PM »
duuuuuude



You order ahead of time but they don't even make it until you get there. What a waste of time.