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[mcmwcat]

totally 

[Acceleration Man]

Thanks for wasting an hour of my life finding this out:

So... some weird self-proclaimed macho A&M guy living in Austin tears down his own fence in the middle of the night to get revenge on his new neighbor with bright yard lights who he assumes is a whorns fan but really isnt turns out hes a divorced guy with lots of health problems and hes gonna have surgery soon so it makes him feel really awkward so they have a few beers and then he puts his own fence back up backwards and crooked but doesn't really care because he already posted this stuff on an A&M message board to let them know how he really got a good one on a whorns fan but wait o no anyway so all of this can only mean one thing and that is barbeque because A&M is going to the SEC now which is really kind of like tearing down the fence of the whorns who you really dont like and building a new fence in sec land and so it really works well and some brats with some message board trolls would be a great idea and there's a great guy he knows that has a camera and can stream this live on the internet and by the way he has a barbeque too and is gonna bring the meat but some of the other texags guys should pitch in and help and show up at his house and by the way here's my phone number and my address and my name and everything and so then to make it easier to find him he makes sure he scribbles a note on a piece of paper in his truck window which is parked in front of his house so all the texags will know its his house right so anyway this guy has some army buddies in hot zones and they want to see it so were going global the bbq will be a great morale booster to those guys they're good guys they serve our country and they would really love it so yeah and when all the guys come over to his house for the bbq theyre going to take down his fence again because that would be like the theme of the party but yeah its ok he doesn't really mind that much cuz hes gonna put the fence back up after they leave anyway but wait he just noticed his neighbor is putting up a privacy fence of his own that is like higher than his fence cant really blame him cuz after all what happend prolly weirded the neighbor out and all but just make sure you dont walk on his lawn for the bbq but it shouldnt be a problem cuz his fence is gonna be up anyway and so everyone is invited but if any whorns come by to troll or somethin he'll break out he mace on them but you can come by and have a good conversation with him about it cuz thats just who he is and you can see the fence that he painted too that he put in his front yard that he took down before the party which was the fence take down party but anyways it has a message on it show up for the party and you can see the message and this is gonna be a great aggy tradition


And that still made more sense than what I read. 

[mocat]

its ok A_M, i wasted an hour as well, and this is the best summary i have found:

1. Dude from Nebraska, Akita, lives in south Austin.
2. Newish neighbor has a really bright light that shines directly Akita's bedroom.
3. Akita marches over there all indignant and worked up at 11:30 PM.
4. Thanks to grogginess and general misunderstanding, the exchange is a bit heated.
5. Neighbor, who has recently moved into the house, only turns off one of the lights in the back yard, not knowing there were two.
6. Akita become more incensed and tears down their common fence.
7. Akita posts the story thus far on texags
8. Makes up with neighbor over beers including that neighbor is not a "Whorn" after all, and agrees to rebuild fence
9. Akita posts the update that they've made up
10. Akita buys flowers & chocolate for neighbors mom
11. Texags posters go by Akita's place to revel in his mentally handicapped shenanigans, offer to help rebuild fence.
12. Akita (shoddily) fixes the fence, names it "Whorn Fence" even though there are no Longhorns at either residence.
13. Texags decides, since fence is rebuilt, to turn this into their "Yay, we're in the SEC now" glory hole BBQ orgy.
14. Neighbor learns of party and tells Akita to keep his aggy buddies off his property.
15. Neighbor, realizing discretion is the better part of valor, concludes he's dealing with a raving rough ridin' lunatic and begins construction of new, larger fence behind the existing fence to keep his clearly unstable neighbor and his newfound aggy buddies out.
16.Akita plans to tear down the section of the fence again for the BBQ purpose even though he'll presumably be staring at another fence.


17. 4 middle aged aggys show up at Akita's house
18. Eat bbq
19. Lemon party
20. New tradition is born.
21. BTHO Common Sense
22. Profit

And yesterday I need a summary of what happend, it looks like

23. Akita makes many statements about being in the Marines
24. Interweb fight about Marine story
25. Shaggy eats Akita alive and he admits he made the Marines thing up
26. Shaggy posts his criminal record which includes domestic abuse, DWI's, Drug possession. Turns out he's worse than we thought.
27. Akita, panicking goes over to Texags and says his whole life has been an attempt to "troll" Shaggy. He hopes many will believe him and will still invite him to do Aggie related things.
28. Some Aggies are dumb enough to still believe him, most don't.
29.????????
30. Feeling worthless he will most likely kill himself/wife/others in the near future.

[Emo EMAW]

Whoa, totally didn't know anything after #22 until that recap.  Thanks mocat.

[0.42]

I grew up in Austin and I have friends from UT, Tech, and to a lesser extent Baylor that I talk to on a regular basis. I talk to absolutely nobody from A&M, even though a good third of my high school went there.

There is a reason for this.

[WillieWatanabe]

I have a 1st cousin who loves A&M down in texas. Don't interact with him enough to know if he's crazy.