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SoCalCoug · « **Reply #201 on:** September 29, 2011, 12:31:06 AM »

Quote from: wabash909 on September 28, 2011, 11:16:00 PM

Now you're speaking our language!

SoCalCoug · « **Reply #202 on:** September 29, 2011, 12:34:30 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on September 13, 2011, 01:58:03 PM

Quote from: SoCalCoug on September 13, 2011, 01:56:27 PM
By the way, could some of you guys go give Oklahoma a good ass-kicking so there's still a Big 12 around for us to join?

They're still butthurt about the last ass kicking we gave them, and that was like 34 years ago, so.....ya.

Oh, by the way, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for that. You realize that by beating Oklahoma in 1984, you guys helped open the door for our one and only national championship. I repent of my "At least we didn't lose to Kansas State" arguments I have to admit came out of my mouth in responding to people saying Oklahoma should have been the national champions instead of BYU.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #203 on:** September 29, 2011, 08:57:13 AM »

I don't get you fuckers. BYU is NOT good for us. If we let them join, we'll just be reliving what happened in 1857 at the Mountain Meadows Massacre:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre

The Mormons will dress up like indians and slaughter us all (except for children younger than 8) in pursuit of blood atonement.

So, it's a trap! A rough ridin' trap! Open your rough ridin' eyes!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #204 on:** September 29, 2011, 09:07:05 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on September 29, 2011, 08:57:13 AM

I don't get you fuckers. BYU is NOT good for us. If we let them join, we'll just be reliving what happened in 1857 at the Mountain Meadows Massacre:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre

The Mormons will dress up like indians and slaughter us all (except for children younger than 8) in pursuit of blood atonement.

So, it's a trap! A rough ridin' trap! Open your rough ridin' eyes!

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The specific dates of the war are from August 6, 1838 (the Gallatin election battle) to November 1, 1838 when Joseph Smith surrendered at Far West.

We will just drop a Far West on them and they will surrender.

ArchE_Cat · « **Reply #205 on:** September 29, 2011, 09:48:57 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on September 29, 2011, 08:57:13 AM

I don't get you fuckers. BYU is NOT good for us. If we let them join, we'll just be reliving what happened in 1857 at the Mountain Meadows Massacre:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre

The Mormons will dress up like indians and slaughter us all (except for children younger than 8) in pursuit of blood atonement.

So, it's a trap! A rough ridin' trap! Open your rough ridin' eyes!

I bestow upon you the goEMAW.com Admiral Ackbar Award

Pete · « **Reply #206 on:** September 29, 2011, 09:52:20 AM »

Men's basketball tourney in Salt Lake would be fun. Get a little skiing in...

bakerman · « **Reply #207 on:** September 29, 2011, 09:57:55 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on September 29, 2011, 08:57:13 AM

I don't get you fuckers. BYU is NOT good for us. If we let them join, we'll just be reliving what happened in 1857 at the Mountain Meadows Massacre:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre

The Mormons will dress up like indians and slaughter us all (except for children younger than 8) in pursuit of blood atonement.

So, it's a trap! A rough ridin' trap! Open your rough ridin' eyes!

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The Mountain Meadows massacre was a series of attacks on the Baker–Fancher emigrant wagon train, at Mountain Meadows in southern Utah. The attacks culminated on September 11, 1857 in the mass slaughter of the emigrant party by the Iron County district of the Utah Territorial Militia and some local Native Americans.

My God... Pete, your birthday was just destined to be ruined....

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #208 on:** September 29, 2011, 10:11:27 AM »

So, Pete starts the "smoke your cigars" thread over a year ago, it explodes with twists and turns almost everyday and now, it is clear he is destined to be attacked by a mormon dressed as an indian.

Poor Pete.

bakerman · « **Reply #209 on:** September 29, 2011, 10:14:12 AM »

ILLEMAWNATTI!!!!!!!

HeinBallz · « **Reply #210 on:** September 29, 2011, 10:37:03 AM »

Quote from: SoCalCoug on September 29, 2011, 12:34:30 AM

Oh, by the way, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for that. You realize that by beating Oklahoma in 1984, you guys helped open the door for our one and only national championship. I repent of my "At least we didn't lose to Kansas State" arguments I have to admit came out of my mouth in responding to people saying Oklahoma should have been the national champions instead of BYU.

Great... Another Big 12 team that will be throwing their NC in our face.. Hey dude, You have a NC in soil judging? NO?!?! How about equestrian? NO!?!?! Well, what about whatever it is that Beth Mendenhall does.... was that debate? I don't know, but DO YOU?!?!?! Well then GTFOMF!

ArchE_Cat · « **Reply #211 on:** September 29, 2011, 10:40:29 AM »

the only thing I really care to say to BYU fans is that Kevin Lockett's foot was inbounds. :powerespect:

MadCat · « **Reply #212 on:** September 29, 2011, 11:16:30 AM »

We still show that highlight from the Cotton Bowl of some Cougar getting tackled, like, really hard.

TaqMan · « **Reply #213 on:** September 29, 2011, 11:57:00 AM »

Quote from: MadCat on September 29, 2011, 11:16:30 AM

We still show that highlight from the Cotton Bowl of some Cougar getting tackled, like, really hard.

I still have the VHS tape of that game for that very reason. Watched it several times (Mario Smith?) Incredible hit. Knocked his mouthpiece out, was all dazed! Wish I still had a VCR...

SoCalCoug · « **Reply #214 on:** September 29, 2011, 01:16:04 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on September 29, 2011, 11:16:30 AM

We still show that highlight from the Cotton Bowl of some Cougar getting tackled, like, really hard.

I think that was K.O. (ironic, isn't it?) Kealaluhi. We still remember it as "that huge hit on our WR in the Cotton Bowl" A good, clean, hard hit.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #215 on:** September 29, 2011, 02:59:03 PM »

Forgot about this

but

SoCalCoug · « **Reply #216 on:** October 14, 2011, 08:00:19 PM »

Can someone around here do something? TCU? Seriously?

This waiting around to see if BYU joins the Big 12 is as bad as my wait on losing my virginity.

Pete · « **Reply #217 on:** October 14, 2011, 08:01:49 PM »

Quote from: SoCalCoug on October 14, 2011, 08:00:19 PM

Can someone around here do something? TCU? Seriously?

This waiting around to see if BYU joins the Big 12 is as bad as my wait on losing my virginity.

I feel like you and I could party, bro. Was really hoping you guys would be in the conference.

the KHAN! · « **Reply #218 on:** October 14, 2011, 08:04:35 PM »

Tell MIZZOU to GTFO of my conference and it's on.

ben ji · « **Reply #219 on:** October 14, 2011, 11:33:51 PM »

Drop the crazy religous restrictions about playing on sunday and keeping a certain amount of games to yourself and then we'll talk....Your equipment isnt close to texas sized so stop trying...

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #220 on:** October 15, 2011, 12:39:35 AM »

Quote from: SoCalCoug on October 14, 2011, 08:00:19 PM

Can someone around here do something? TCU? Seriously?

This waiting around to see if BYU joins the Big 12 is as bad as my wait on losing my virginity.

if I had a vote you guys would in. doesn't look like it will ever happen.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #221 on:** October 15, 2011, 01:16:56 AM »

Quote from: SoCalCoug on October 14, 2011, 08:00:19 PM

Can someone around here do something? TCU? Seriously?

This waiting around to see if BYU joins the Big 12 is as bad as my wait on losing my virginity.

You might not get into the Big 12, but you should lose your v-card anyway.

steve dave · « **Reply #222 on:** January 28, 2012, 07:26:09 AM »

I enjoy those mormom commercials. They show the politeness and cleanliness of mormons while masking their virulent hatred of non-whites. really stress the good sides.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #223 on:** January 28, 2012, 09:02:05 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 28, 2012, 07:26:09 AM

I enjoy those mormom commercials. They show the politeness and cleanliness of mormons while masking their virulent hatred of non-whites. really stress the good sides.

and we're expected to believe the mormons are the bigots here

nice job bigotdave

BYU, we welcome you!!!!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #224 on:** January 28, 2012, 09:22:56 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 28, 2012, 07:26:09 AM

I enjoy those mormom commercials. They show the politeness and cleanliness of mormons while masking their virulent hatred of non-whites. really stress the good sides.

If you hated non-whites but often carried groceries for old white ladies, which would you emphasize?