Author Topic: The Grey Wizard Practices Black Magic (Read 6439 times)

kst8cat · « **on:** August 30, 2011, 11:39:14 PM »

Time for the annual Barking Carnival preview!

http://barkingcarnival.fantake.com/2011/08/29/2011-kansas-state-football-preview-wildcat-state-of-the-union/

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2011, 11:52:08 PM »

DQ12 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2011, 11:54:37 PM »

They said some pretty rude things about MHK.

jtksu · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2011, 11:55:01 PM »

Butthurt doesn't begin to describe that article. Extreme butthurt mixed in with a few funny comments.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2011, 12:00:50 AM »

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2011, 08:14:06 AM »

i like it. i missed where he was using hyperbole to make fun then switched to a serious preview the first time i read it tho.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2011, 08:15:39 AM »

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Forbes had recently ranked Manhattan, Kansas as the #1 city for young retirees. Having missed his window, Snyder went back to work. . .

This was my favorite part.

EllToPay · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2011, 08:20:06 AM »

Do people really think these are funny?

wiley · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2011, 08:24:43 AM »

Quote from: EllToPay on August 31, 2011, 08:20:06 AM

Do people really think these are funny?

I usually like what Scipio Tex brings to the table.

ednksu · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2011, 08:25:26 AM »

so much butt hurt. I mean it wasn't even funny at the end, you could smell the preparation H by the end of the article.

kst8cat · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2011, 08:31:36 AM »

Quote from: EllToPay on August 31, 2011, 08:20:06 AM

Do people really think these are funny?

Oh hell yes!

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A few weeks later they gave up 300 yards rushing against a team of Clarinet majors from North Texas.

puniraptor · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2011, 08:40:15 AM »

It seems as if he has Manhattan, KS confused with the state of Missouri.

purplenutz · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:08:21 AM »

"imagine Andy Kaufmann had he pursued football instead of wrestling, paired with the athleticism of Carson Daly, and you have the abject failure that was Carson Coffman." - Our former QB described to a T. Funny stuff.

pissclams · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:20:49 AM »

Quote from: purplenutz on August 31, 2011, 09:08:21 AM

"imagine Andy Kaufmann had he pursued football instead of wrestling, paired with the athleticism of Carson Daly, and you have the abject failure that was Carson Coffman." - Our former QB described to a T. Funny stuff.

what a stupid comment. carson coffman was anything but a failure. the guy was not a d1 prospect, yet we pinstriped last year.

DQ12 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:32:00 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 31, 2011, 09:20:49 AM

Quote from: purplenutz on August 31, 2011, 09:08:21 AM
"imagine Andy Kaufmann had he pursued football instead of wrestling, paired with the athleticism of Carson Daly, and you have the abject failure that was Carson Coffman." - Our former QB described to a T. Funny stuff.

what a stupid comment. carson coffman was anything but a failure. the guy was not a d1 prospect, yet we pinstriped last year.

Yes. Idiotic statements.

Fuktard · « **Reply #15 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:37:17 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on August 31, 2011, 09:32:00 AM

Quote from: pissclams on August 31, 2011, 09:20:49 AM
Quote from: purplenutz on August 31, 2011, 09:08:21 AM
"imagine Andy Kaufmann had he pursued football instead of wrestling, paired with the athleticism of Carson Daly, and you have the abject failure that was Carson Coffman." - Our former QB described to a T. Funny stuff.

what a stupid comment. carson coffman was anything but a failure. the guy was not a d1 prospect, yet we pinstriped last year.
Yes. Idiotic statements.

Hard to disagree that he was no failure...however, he did posess the grace of a gazelle...with cerebral palsy.

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #16 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:45:20 AM »

yeah, i love how we all try to act like this is funny every year (barking carnival preview)

bonercat · « **Reply #17 on:** August 31, 2011, 10:07:54 AM »

Thought the caption of Coffman was pretty accurate.

felix rex · « **Reply #18 on:** August 31, 2011, 10:10:13 AM »

The only time it was funny was when they were melting down in 07.

jtksu · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:16:06 AM »

I swear I've read some funny ones at one point or another. Not like piss your pants funny but pretty funny.

Fuktard · « **Reply #20 on:** August 31, 2011, 12:50:53 PM »

Quote from: fatty fat fat on August 31, 2011, 09:45:20 AM

yeah, i love how we all try to act like this is funny every year (barking carnival preview)

Yeah, barking carnival is no Tucker Max

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #21 on:** August 31, 2011, 12:53:24 PM »

Quote from: fatty fat fat on August 31, 2011, 09:45:20 AM

yeah, i love how we all try to act like this is funny every year (barking carnival preview)

what a surprise. too cool for school fff shows up and pisses in everyone's cheerios.

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #22 on:** August 31, 2011, 01:44:58 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on August 31, 2011, 12:53:24 PM

Quote from: fatty fat fat on August 31, 2011, 09:45:20 AM
yeah, i love how we all try to act like this is funny every year (barking carnival preview)

what a surprise. too cool for school fff shows up and pisses in everyone's cheerios.

being too cool for school is just so damned fun.

puniraptor · « **Reply #23 on:** August 31, 2011, 01:48:01 PM »

Quote from: fatty fat fat on August 31, 2011, 01:44:58 PM

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on August 31, 2011, 12:53:24 PM
Quote from: fatty fat fat on August 31, 2011, 09:45:20 AM
yeah, i love how we all try to act like this is funny every year (barking carnival preview)

what a surprise. too cool for school fff shows up and pisses in everyone's cheerios.

being too cool for school is just so damned fun.

Bro can I bum a Black and Mild^TM?

kst8cat · « **Reply #24 on:** August 31, 2011, 07:00:43 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on August 31, 2011, 10:10:13 AM

The only time it was funny was when they were melting down in 07.

Yeah, I remember that this was the photo they used in their post-game write-up to illustrate what we did to them in Austin that year. Been saving this pic a long time.