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Whatwould you do?
« on: August 27, 2011, 12:01:27 PM »
Limestone Quinones here, asking you to weigh in on this scenario.

It is Saturday morning, of a non-con game.  You strut out of Nespor's liquor up in Westloop with a case of Bud Select and 2 bags of ice.  You are headed out to MOAP to pak with your friends at at an elite pak.  You have a wallet full of dough, and a cocky grin on your face.

As you head to your nice new SUV, a well worn Ford F-350 duallie with a Sumner county tag on the back, and a battered Powercat plate on the3 front pulls in the spot next to you.  The young man behind the wheel is wearing a sweat stained purple "KS" hat and you notice that the other guy and 2 girls in the back of the crewcab are also wearing gameday attire.  The girl in the back is also wearing a pullover that has the word "Seniors" on the front.

The guy driving politely says "excuse me sir" and you turn away from packing your ksufans premium cooler and see he is holding a crisp $100 bill and quickly asks, "would you please buy us 2 cases of Budweiser and some Mike's Hard Lemonade?  You can keep whatever change is left."

There are some folks around, but it is pretty sparse so far and no sign of RCPD.

What do you do?



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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2011, 12:10:04 PM »
take the $100 and immediately put it in an IRA account ftb go cats

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2011, 12:34:46 PM »
eff no, now if it was a riley or pott county tag & these were manhattan indians then eff yes

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2011, 12:48:55 PM »
The young man behind the wheel is wearing a sweat stained purple "KS" hat

Scoops?  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2011, 01:22:53 PM »
Ice them hard since you know they probably don't have ice blocks. (do people still do this?) Then buy their beer for being such good sports. Then put the change in the BBBS fundraiser.

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2011, 01:38:23 PM »
Ice them hard since you know they probably don't have ice blocks. (do people still do this?) Then buy their beer for being such good sports. Then put the change in the BBBS fundraiser.

I like this, but I would give them access to MOAP2 and all they can handle instead and donate the full $100 to BBBS.

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2011, 02:55:16 PM »
So glad the laws weren't as severe 12-14 yrs ago.  Don't know what I would have done.

rough ridin' liquor laws.  :shakesfist:

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2011, 03:01:50 PM »
I would have to take a long, hard look at my life and ask myself why I'm watching a KSU game with a bunch of dudes I met through a BBS.  Clearly, in this sitch, I would have exactly zero actual friends and no dating life and may think about leaning towards the decision to :goodbyecruelworld:

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2011, 03:20:53 PM »
I would have to take a long, hard look at my life and ask myself why I'm watching a KSU game with a bunch of dudes I met through a BBS.  Clearly, in this sitch, I would have exactly zero actual friends and no dating life and may think about leaning towards the decision to :goodbyecruelworld:
I'm not even sure you know what MOAP2 entails.


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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2011, 03:36:06 PM »
I would have to take a long, hard look at my life and ask myself why I'm watching a KSU game with a bunch of dudes I met through a BBS.  Clearly, in this sitch, I would have exactly zero actual friends and no dating life and may think about leaning towards the decision to :goodbyecruelworld:
I'm not even sure you know what MOAP2 entails.

Doesn't appear he does.  To be fair, it's a pretty exclusive guest list, notwithstanding the appearance that it's open to the whole world including the hypothetical high school boozers LSOC met in the parking lot.

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2011, 08:42:25 PM »
JT is the Fitz of this website.

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2011, 10:15:20 PM »
The guy with 6K posts on here is judging.  I would argue that you would be more of a loser if you cared so much about what other people think as to post 6K on a website but are too embarrassed of yourself to ever meet any in person.

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2011, 10:31:42 PM »
Snap!  You totally busted me dude!  I'm too embarrassed to hang out with dudes from the interwebs!  lol!

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2011, 11:07:08 PM »
Snap!  You totally busted me dude!  I'm too embarrassed to hang out with dudes from the interwebs!  lol!


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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2011, 02:29:20 AM »
Seems like we're all in agreement.  See you Friday, ChiCat.

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2011, 10:30:28 AM »
Have thought about this too.  Canadian friend of SB and Canadian friend of SkinnyBenny routinely did this back in their days at Manhattan (Canada) High School.  But if someone approached me for it now?  I would have an internal battle.  Of course I would want to because, I mean, gotta pay it back, right?  Plus, I'm not that old that I would go all :cyclist: on them. But then also it's craaaaazy dangerous.  What if it's a sting?  They'd somehow have to prove to me that they aren't working for the cops.  But then how would they even do that? 

Serious moral dilemma here, thank you Limestone Quiniones. 
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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2011, 11:00:38 AM »
I think at a certain point you hit an age where it would be really embarassing to be busted for this.  Whatever that age is for you, that is the age you stop doing it.

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2011, 11:16:03 AM »
Buying booze for strangers has very minimal reward and very high risk. Hopefully zacker can come in and make an analogy of this.
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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2011, 11:40:38 AM »
Very very true.  All of you.  But what if it's like, just for a younger cousin and not some Sumner County hayseed kids outside of Nespor's?
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2011, 10:19:18 PM »
I would have to take a long, hard look at my life and ask myself why I'm watching a KSU game with a bunch of dudes I met through a BBS people that think I'm a douchebag.  Clearly, in this sitch, I would have exactly zero actual friends and no dating life and may think about leaning towards the decision to :goodbyecruelworld:

likely more accurate
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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2011, 10:45:27 PM »
Snap!  You totally busted me dude!  I'm too embarrassed to hang out with dudes from the interwebs!  lol!

I love how you act like you don't care about relationships on this website.

It's a classic personality thing.

Dude, you want to be liked. Badly. It's obvious.

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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2011, 10:48:09 PM »
Who would go to Nespor's when the new Fridge is so much more elite?


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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2011, 10:57:40 PM »
Who would go to Nespor's when the new Fridge is so much more elite?


And David G works there. 
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Re: Whatwould you do?
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2011, 11:02:31 PM »
Who would go to Nespor's when the new Fridge is so much more elite?

poor blockbuster. very sad.

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« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2011, 11:05:48 PM »
Very hilarious how The Fridge didn't even bother trying to get a new sign. 
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12