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« Reply #1175 on: April 20, 2016, 09:21:18 AM »
Plus, only 17% of restaurants/bars make profit, so it's not rocket science anyways.

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« Reply #1176 on: April 20, 2016, 09:39:48 AM »
What happens when you breed an engineer with an accountant? 

I know a couple of these.

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« Reply #1177 on: April 20, 2016, 09:44:29 AM »
Poor kids  :frown:
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« Reply #1178 on: April 20, 2016, 10:07:29 AM »
Poor kids  :frown:

No he's actually quite well off thank you.  #upperclassbaby #guccidiaperbag #picksnoseforrealgold #probablywillbeantisocialtho

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« Reply #1179 on: April 20, 2016, 01:57:23 PM »
What's the biggest percentage swing you've managed to achieve with a counter offer?

Thanks for the help folks.  Top notch.
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« Reply #1180 on: April 20, 2016, 02:00:42 PM »
What's the biggest percentage swing you've managed to achieve with a counter offer?

not really what you're looking for, but I managed to swing 9% of the company.

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« Reply #1181 on: April 20, 2016, 02:01:42 PM »
Are you talking about within your company? Or from job to job.

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« Reply #1182 on: April 20, 2016, 02:24:58 PM »
Job to job.

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« Reply #1183 on: April 20, 2016, 02:26:30 PM »
Radio to selling fake degrees was like a 50% raise. This job was like a 15-25% raise based on my bonus structure, which i'm hitting.

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« Reply #1184 on: April 20, 2016, 02:28:44 PM »
Wacky, what I'm asking is, when you're interviewing with another firm and they offer x, and you counter offer y, and you ultimately agree on z, what is the percentage represented by (z-x)/x.  Got it?

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« Reply #1185 on: April 20, 2016, 02:29:30 PM »
Whoops. :lol: Got it!  :thumbs:

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« Reply #1186 on: April 20, 2016, 02:31:13 PM »
Wacky, what I'm asking is, when you're interviewing with another firm and they offer x, and you counter offer y, and you ultimately agree on z, what is the percentage represented by (z-x)/x.  Got it?

It's got to be a function of y, although I would say z asymptotically approaches zero if y increases too much above x.

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« Reply #1187 on: April 20, 2016, 02:32:08 PM »
wacky is trying to break his single day brags record today.

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« Reply #1188 on: April 20, 2016, 02:32:57 PM »
wacky is trying to break his single day brags record today.
I think that was my first one of the day tho. It was just a major brag, but not really, because it shows you how poor I was working in radio.

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« Reply #1189 on: April 20, 2016, 02:35:41 PM »
Wacky, what I'm asking is, when you're interviewing with another firm and they offer x, and you counter offer y, and you ultimately agree on z, what is the percentage represented by (z-x)/x.  Got it?

It's got to be a function of y, although I would say z asymptotically approaches zero if y increases too much above x.

How in the world would z approach zero?  Who counter offers with 0?  I think you mean z approaches x?  That doesn't make any sense either.  It's like you're suggesting some sort of laffer curve relationship.

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« Reply #1190 on: April 20, 2016, 02:36:40 PM »
Wacky, what I'm asking is, when you're interviewing with another firm and they offer x, and you counter offer y, and you ultimately agree on z, what is the percentage represented by (z-x)/x.  Got it?

It's got to be a function of y, although I would say z asymptotically approaches zero if y increases too much above x.

How in the world would z approach zero?  Who counter offers with 0?  I think you mean z approaches x?  That doesn't make any sense either.  It's like you're suggesting some sort of laffer curve relationship.

No, I'm saying if your counter is too high they are going pull the offer altogether.

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« Reply #1191 on: April 20, 2016, 02:40:56 PM »
Wacky, what I'm asking is, when you're interviewing with another firm and they offer x, and you counter offer y, and you ultimately agree on z, what is the percentage represented by (z-x)/x.  Got it?

It's got to be a function of y, although I would say z asymptotically approaches zero if y increases too much above x.

How in the world would z approach zero?  Who counter offers with 0?  I think you mean z approaches x?  That doesn't make any sense either.  It's like you're suggesting some sort of laffer curve relationship.

No, I'm saying if your counter is too high they are going pull the offer altogether.

That would be a different function considering I stipulated that both parties ultimately agree on z.

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« Reply #1192 on: April 20, 2016, 02:57:38 PM »
My 15% bump was an offer match by current employer when competitor offered a job.

Several years ago, hiring manager offered $x. I told him I wasn't interested unless base was $Y. He agreed. 18% higher.

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« Reply #1193 on: April 20, 2016, 03:43:03 PM »
Job to job.

that's not a counter offer as I thought you meant.  A counter offer is when you get a raise offered with the current employer.   To me responding to an offer with a higher number is just negotiation. 

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« Reply #1194 on: April 20, 2016, 03:45:45 PM »
Job to job.

that's not a counter offer.  A counter offer is when you get a raise offered with the current employer

I'm pretty sure a counter offer is when a company offers you a job with a salary and then you counter with a higher salary that you would like to be paid for that job. Could be a new company or a different job at the company you currently work for.

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« Reply #1195 on: April 20, 2016, 03:46:15 PM »
I think it is a counteroffer. You are literally countering their offer
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« Reply #1196 on: April 20, 2016, 03:47:05 PM »
To answer emo, 19%
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« Reply #1197 on: April 20, 2016, 03:48:25 PM »
Man the economy appears to be really whipping ass right now. 
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« Reply #1198 on: April 20, 2016, 04:14:40 PM »
Wacky, what I'm asking is, when you're interviewing with another firm and they offer x, and you counter offer y, and you ultimately agree on z, what is the percentage represented by (z-x)/x.  Got it?

It's got to be a function of y, although I would say z asymptotically approaches zero if y increases too much above x.

How in the world would z approach zero?  Who counter offers with 0?  I think you mean z approaches x?  That doesn't make any sense either.  It's like you're suggesting some sort of laffer curve relationship.

No, I'm saying if your counter is too high they are going pull the offer altogether.

That would be a different function considering I stipulated that both parties ultimately agree on z.

I think you are taking this hyperbola of Mrs. Gooch too hyperbole.

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« Reply #1199 on: April 24, 2016, 12:27:39 AM »
Who the eff thinks a counter offer is separate from a negotiation?