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« Reply #1150 on: April 19, 2016, 07:29:59 PM »
I bet Kim Carnes does something really boring tho. MY top guesses and you guys can play too!

1. Engineer
2. Banker
3. Accountant

I would call 2 of those boring as crap, the other very interesting and fun IMO

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« Reply #1151 on: April 20, 2016, 08:08:41 AM »
What's the biggest percentage swing you've managed to achieve with a counter offer?

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« Reply #1152 on: April 20, 2016, 08:21:14 AM »
I bet Kim Carnes does something really boring tho. MY top guesses and you guys can play too!

1. Engineer
2. Banker
3. Accountant

I would call 2 of those boring as crap, the other very interesting and fun IMO

A banker and an engineer are in a room discussing spreadsheets......That's not the beginning of a joke, that's a story about me & my sister.  :lol:

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« Reply #1153 on: April 20, 2016, 08:23:31 AM »

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A banker and an engineer are in a room discussing spreadsheets......That's not the beginning of a joke, that's a story about me & my sister.  :lol:
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Now that made me laugh.

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« Reply #1154 on: April 20, 2016, 08:26:28 AM »
"banker" is a broad term, imo.
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« Reply #1155 on: April 20, 2016, 08:27:58 AM »
"banker" is a broad term, imo.

Anyone who works at a bank could be considered a banker, I guess.

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« Reply #1156 on: April 20, 2016, 08:28:35 AM »
Chris in IT: banker

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« Reply #1157 on: April 20, 2016, 08:30:22 AM »
A lot of bankers outing themselves in this thread. SMDH.

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« Reply #1158 on: April 20, 2016, 08:35:14 AM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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« Reply #1159 on: April 20, 2016, 08:41:21 AM »
What happens when you breed an engineer with an accountant?  You get adorable little Baby Emo.  Byproducts are heat, CO2, and water vapor. 

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« Reply #1160 on: April 20, 2016, 08:47:15 AM »
Some accountants could even be bankers

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« Reply #1161 on: April 20, 2016, 08:48:34 AM »
I wouldn't mind banker hours but that would be so boring  :Yuck:

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« Reply #1162 on: April 20, 2016, 08:51:38 AM »
Have you ever thought about jobs that don't make $? Like, I love playing poker, but what does the casino gain from it? I'm taking other losers $. Cupcake and donut shops in today's ago = Not making $. Barber shop. Are you rough ridin' kidding me??!!! I think about this stuff all the time. How do independent coffee shops make it? When i'm at a new bar/restaurant, I know within two seconds if they're going to make it. For instance, whatever goes into that space that was americas pub in westport = bankruptcy. #science

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« Reply #1163 on: April 20, 2016, 08:54:36 AM »
Cupcake donut barbershops do not equal casino customer. I thought you were about to say something interesting but then you transitioned it to unintelligible.

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« Reply #1164 on: April 20, 2016, 08:56:07 AM »
Don't you ante or something similar in poker?

The rest I have no idea what you're trying to say
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« Reply #1165 on: April 20, 2016, 08:57:23 AM »
Don't you ante or something similar in poker?

The rest I have no idea what you're trying to say
You can tip the dealer, but that's it. The other things I was saying, yeah you can make "$", but just enough to keep the lights on and pay the bills.

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« Reply #1166 on: April 20, 2016, 08:58:16 AM »
Cupcake donut barbershops do not equal casino customer. I thought you were about to say something interesting but then you transitioned it to unintelligible.
I'm talking about a specific game at a casino here.

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« Reply #1167 on: April 20, 2016, 08:59:43 AM »
Are you sure they aren't taking a percentage of the pot?
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« Reply #1168 on: April 20, 2016, 08:59:48 AM »
Ever heard of a rake wacky? I'd almost guarantee that your casino has one
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« Reply #1169 on: April 20, 2016, 09:01:41 AM »
Hmmm....


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« Reply #1170 on: April 20, 2016, 09:03:39 AM »
Ever heard of a rake wacky? I'd almost guarantee that your casino has one
I looked this up, 8 man. I'm sure they're doing it somehow, but it never shows in my winnings. I'm so confused.

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« Reply #1171 on: April 20, 2016, 09:03:48 AM »
I don't play poker at casinos, but cas does and he says the house takes a bit of each pot, wacky.


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« Reply #1172 on: April 20, 2016, 09:04:58 AM »
Interesting. I guess I've never noticed it. Like, ever. I think it's dumb when ppl tip the dealer too. Like he had anything to do with it.

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« Reply #1173 on: April 20, 2016, 09:13:26 AM »
Have you ever thought about jobs that don't make $? Like, I love playing poker, but what does the casino gain from it? I'm taking other losers $. Cupcake and donut shops in today's ago = Not making $. Barber shop. Are you rough ridin' kidding me??!!! I think about this stuff all the time. How do independent coffee shops make it? When i'm at a new bar/restaurant, I know within two seconds if they're going to make it. For instance, whatever goes into that space that was americas pub in westport = bankruptcy. #science

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« Reply #1174 on: April 20, 2016, 09:18:43 AM »
It's pretty easy, M^2. You know what place I go to in westport when Beer Kitchen is too busy? I go down the street to dempsey's. There's never anyone in there. I'll bump this thread in 6 months.