Author Topic: SkinnyBenny's Band of Merry Misfits: Townie Master Thread (Read 67850 times)

mcmwcat · « **Reply #75 on:** November 29, 2011, 09:14:18 AM »

what's up with these windows.

it's like a prison or church or prison church

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #76 on:** November 29, 2011, 10:11:03 AM »

Band room, wgaf, those kids don't go outside anyways.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #77 on:** November 29, 2011, 10:18:37 AM »

Quote from: steaksdime on November 28, 2011, 07:51:19 PM

Quote from: Brocktune on August 24, 2011, 06:06:00 PM
"Marvin from Mars" was the bald guy.
"Aggieville Bill" was the skinny guy with the headphones. All he listened to was train sounds.
Any one remember "Blind Bob" or the "Cat Lady"?

Also, I pooped in the entryway under C Hall.

Go Mustangs!
The bald guy in the red hoody was Russ. He like Diet Shasta. Also, said he used to word at NORAD and would sporadically go missing for weeks at a time.

The Man from Mars was the creep who'd buy pizzas for girls to show him their stuff at City Pool. Also rode his bike all over town in the middle of the street.

I'd heard Blind Bob took a header off of the top steps at Mae's one time.

all of the above is true. also, i know a guy that was there when bobby went over the top of the stairs. bob was bleeding out of his ear and the guy thought bob was dead. bobby then had to go to the hospital to get an mri and pulled out a cig and lit it while the test was going, causing alarms to go off.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #78 on:** November 29, 2011, 10:19:24 AM »

I'm guessing the prison church windows are better for acoustics if they don't have a bunch of glass reverberating crap everywhere? I mean let's think about what's in the best interest of the Big Blue, gang.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #79 on:** November 29, 2011, 10:21:19 AM »

Plz describe in detail what this cig-smoking Bob did exactly. All of us young, beautiful townies don't know "took a header off of" or any of your other

colloquialisms. Tia.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #80 on:** November 29, 2011, 10:46:16 AM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on November 29, 2011, 10:21:19 AM

Plz describe in detail what this cig-smoking Bob did exactly. All of us young, beautiful townies don't know "took a header off of" or any of your other colloquialisms. Tia.

bob was downstairs smoking and drinking scotch and sodas w/ hadley all day. he then got up to leave. he made it all the way up the stairs on his own and disappeared. he was forgotten about until about five minutes later when a basically lifeless body appeared out of nowhere as it fell horizontally from the floor above and thudded on the basement floor below. the guy bartending was talking to people at that corner of the bar at the time so he saw everything. he thought bob was dead. they called 911. bob didn't move for a long time. ambulance came and a good amount of blood on the floor. bob back down at maes later that night.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #81 on:** November 29, 2011, 10:50:36 AM »

That's just some gangster-ass crap right there. Really the only way we know how to do it in MHK though, so no surprise.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #82 on:** March 06, 2012, 07:11:51 PM »

Townie updates!

Drake will be tried as an adult for the alleged murder of that kid:
http://www.themercury.com/News/article.aspx?articleId=d5d94ee687f84bfe9dcb337ef672a8b4

My MHS insider source mentioned earlier itt informed me today that C-Hall is officially painted over. Completely white. Sounds boring as eff.

Any other townie news to report?

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #83 on:** March 06, 2012, 07:52:14 PM »

Yeah...
BREAKING NEWS: A townie expat keeps telling legit townies crap they already know!

'taterblast · « **Reply #84 on:** March 06, 2012, 07:53:26 PM »

pffft....

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #85 on:** March 06, 2012, 07:58:12 PM »

Quote from: jmlynch1 on March 06, 2012, 07:52:14 PM

Yeah...
BREAKING NEWS: A townie expat keeps telling legit townies crap they already know!

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #86 on:** March 06, 2012, 08:00:15 PM »

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #87 on:** March 07, 2012, 09:57:36 AM »

SB, I, for one, appreciate your C-Hall updates. It's news to me!

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #88 on:** March 07, 2012, 10:58:35 AM »

Quote from: Brocktune on August 24, 2011, 06:06:00 PM

"Marvin from Mars" was the bald guy.
"Aggieville Bill" was the skinny guy with the headphones. All he listened to was train sounds.
Any one remember "Blind Bob" or the "Cat Lady"?

Also, I pooped in the entryway under C Hall.

Go Mustangs!

I never beat Blind Bob playing shuffleboard bowling at the Lou.

michigancat · « **Reply #89 on:** March 07, 2012, 10:58:48 AM »

Quote from: jmlynch1 on March 06, 2012, 07:52:14 PM

Yeah...
BREAKING NEWS: A townie expat keeps telling legit townies crap they already know!

well hey, thanks for sharing for all those non-townies out there.

chum1 · « **Reply #90 on:** March 08, 2012, 06:52:10 AM »

e hall was my fave. seemed dark, remote, uncrowded. i think my locker was in d.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #91 on:** March 08, 2012, 06:58:06 AM »

e-hall smells like formaldehyde-y cats thank you very much

chum1 · « **Reply #92 on:** March 08, 2012, 07:40:28 AM »

the smells from the gym/locker room were the only ones that i ever found offensive. SUPER SWEATY TEENAGE BOYS! NO AIR CONDITIONING!

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #93 on:** March 08, 2012, 07:47:36 AM »

my locker was d hall too.

d339. 38-18-8.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #94 on:** March 08, 2012, 08:01:48 AM »

:NERD ALERT:
Daris used his locker pfffffftt

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #95 on:** March 08, 2012, 08:02:31 AM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on March 08, 2012, 08:01:48 AM

:NERD ALERT:
Daris used his locker pfffffftt

ya right

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #96 on:** March 08, 2012, 08:11:48 AM »

D-Hall was so dumb. I think I walked down that hall, like, one time. Question for older Ihndsz: did the occasional "heat day" make it worth sitting there without air conditioning the rest of the time? I would think no. But then again a heat day would also be totally awesome. I just imagine school dismissing at lunch and then it's just a water balloon free-for-all in the parking lot while Elvis cruises around in his Geo Tracker with the huge antennae yelling at everyone (prompting them to yell back, "Hey Elvis, go use this free afternoon to accumulate some overtime at Little Caesar's, lmao!").

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #97 on:** March 08, 2012, 08:15:22 AM »

mhs set some kind of record for consecutive heat days during the exact period that i happened to have a gf w/ a swimming pool. so yeah, they were worth it. daris and friends destroying backyard swimming pool for like 11 consecutive heats days in a row.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #98 on:** March 08, 2012, 08:19:53 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on March 08, 2012, 08:15:22 AM

mhs set some kind of record for consecutive heat days during the exact period that i happened to have a gf w/ a swimming pool. so yeah, they were worth it. daris and friends destroying backyard swimming pool for like 11 consecutive heats days in a row.

oh god, sounds incredibly worth it.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #99 on:** March 08, 2012, 08:26:32 AM »

yeah. it went like this. taco bell, 32 oz mountain dew refills at darahs, then crushing backyard swimming pool over in warner park area for three hours without any parents anywhere near.