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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1525 on: July 01, 2018, 08:00:53 AM »
We accept them, BUT we don't suit up the first team.  Bowl games are an excellent opportunity for our youngsters to get additional practice time, and as such we use the extra game time to work on our second and third team depth.  Also, we do not send band, cheerleaders, or classy cats.  We advertise the alumni association ticket packages as the "Early Season Spring Game."

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1526 on: July 01, 2018, 02:36:05 PM »
Honestly, declining is too nice, we shouldn't even acknowledge the invitation

we sue anyone who tries to offer us a non-bcs bowl invitation


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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1527 on: July 01, 2018, 03:22:50 PM »
Defamation if character, I like where this is going.

Literally laughing out loud at the idea of those trash poindexter bowls getting BSAC'd
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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1528 on: July 01, 2018, 04:48:06 PM »
Perhaps we should start a movement BEFORE the season, informing all Non-bcs bowls that we will take offense if they invite us?  We own EMAW.COM after all.  We could us it for that. :dunno:

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1529 on: July 01, 2018, 05:07:28 PM »
I insist that we end any such notice/warning with "HAHAHAHA YOU WILL BE SUED."

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1530 on: July 02, 2018, 09:53:49 AM »
I like the idea of suiting up the youngsters.  Use it for recruiting: guaranteed to start in our bowl game if the season W record is under 2 digits.

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1531 on: July 02, 2018, 01:16:23 PM »
will suing the bowls send the wrong message?  i feel like it needs to be done for no other reason than to begin making the effort to clean up our program's image which has been stained with being associated with crap bowls the past several years.

if a crap bowl, which essentially is every non bcs bowl, offers us, we immediately file suit for damages and a cease and desist for using our university's name/image.
step 2- sue the bowl sponsor, hit them where it counts- in their purse strings
step 3- fake news the crap out of them using russian bots to slander anyone associated with the bowl and the bowl sponsor
step 4- travel to the city where the offending bowl is located and release zika infected mosquitos throughout all major gathering areas of said metro
step 5- begin offering incentives to all other teams to not accept said bowl's invites.  put the bowl out of business.


it's a 5 step plan and one that i really hope that the mustang implements.  if he doesn't, we 5 step plan him and goEMAW will implement the 5 step plan against the offending bowl parties as well as the mustang for being complicit.


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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1532 on: July 02, 2018, 01:43:09 PM »
What's the lowest bowl that should even be allowed to visit a K-State game and eat our prime rib, drink our fine drinky-drinks and partake in our best cheeses?


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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1533 on: July 02, 2018, 02:25:15 PM »
After I witnessed the Liberty Bowl, I’d say that one. Woof!

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1534 on: July 02, 2018, 07:10:57 PM »
What's the lowest bowl that should even be allowed to visit a K-State game and eat our prime rib, drink our fine drinky-drinks and partake in our best cheeses?

Dax brings up a good point.  We MUST STOP the free loading bowl visits by these crap bowl representatives.  Obviously Clams' plan is a go, but we cannot stop there.  We need to notify these bowls that they are not welcome in Kansas. They can watch the games on television or illegal streams just like the rest of us.  And, stepping foot in Kansas immediately triggers boycott of their bowl sponsors.  You guys know how much I love RV's, but if a Camping World Bowl representative soils our soil, I will take my business STRAIGHT to Cruise America and will not look back.

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1535 on: July 03, 2018, 02:23:17 PM »
We'll treat the pud bowl reps like how California mandates their public schools treat The Holy Motherstate.

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1536 on: July 09, 2018, 11:48:07 AM »
After I witnessed the Liberty Bowl, I’d say that one. Woof!

I saw Memphis for the Clones last year and it was a hard pass.

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1537 on: July 09, 2018, 04:53:25 PM »
Yeah, it's pretty gross, Havs.  :cheers:

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1538 on: July 09, 2018, 11:04:30 PM »
El paso tho...
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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1539 on: July 10, 2018, 08:33:11 AM »
At least i'd feel alive in El Paso. Look at the rolling mountainous desert and score some good crap, you know?

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1540 on: July 10, 2018, 11:40:43 AM »
At least i'd feel alive in El Paso. Look at the rolling mountainous desert and score some good crap, you know?
cincy street is fun but yeah el paso is the worst.

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1542 on: July 12, 2018, 09:55:02 AM »
fire up the lawsuits


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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1543 on: July 12, 2018, 10:53:52 AM »
LOL they have boise, auburn, michigan, miami, and udub going to new years six bowls. mayyybe 1 of those teams would actually get there. maybe

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1544 on: July 12, 2018, 12:37:12 PM »
home for christmas!

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Re: Bowl Projections
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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1546 on: August 09, 2018, 01:18:49 PM »
where am I going with these mosquitos?

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1547 on: August 09, 2018, 01:20:46 PM »
WOW!!!  Seven of the Big XII are projected to be Bowl Games.  :crossfingers:
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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1548 on: August 24, 2018, 07:24:41 AM »
we had 8 last year :dunno:

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Re: Bowl Projections
« Reply #1549 on: September 09, 2019, 03:10:21 PM »
Oh crap!

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27569957/college-football-bowl-projections-week-2

Cheez-It Bowl
Chase Field, Phoenix
Dec. 27, 10:15 p.m., ESPN
Bonagura: Colorado vs. Iowa State
Schlabach: Kansas State vs. Arizona State

AutoZone Liberty Bowl
Liberty Bowl Memorial Stadium, Memphis, Tennessee
Dec. 31, 3:45 p.m., ESPN
Bonagura: Ole Miss vs. Kansas State
Schlabach: TCU vs. Memphis
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