dear texas,
i am honored to have been selected from all of the big 12 teams to inaugurate the longhorn network's conference broadcasts. as you know, it is my fondest wish to be not only the first big 12 university selected for this prestigious position, but also the first university to appear with texas on the lhn this fall. please let me know if there has been any response to our request to replace eastern kentucky, or whoever, in the lhn's debut game.
yours in lhn success,
kstate, esq.
ps - did you hear about aggie, lol.