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Re: Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?
« Reply #50 on: August 14, 2011, 12:30:22 AM »
http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1883932&forum_id=5

Reading this after all the academic self-fellating TAMU has been doing was a real treat.

(Sorry if a repost, please be gentle with me)

:lol:

A&M is even worse at bbs'ing than Nebraska. Fact.

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Re: Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?
« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2011, 01:00:47 AM »
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Luke's stock is rising as Winters continues to validate his greatness. Add Luke and Winters to my list! Also, EMAWBLAST! and Tobias!

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Re: Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?
« Reply #52 on: September 02, 2011, 12:44:18 PM »
bump


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Re: Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?
« Reply #53 on: September 02, 2011, 01:19:54 PM »
i mentioned somewhere else, but not this thread, that i know a girl that goes to arkansas that has a fantastic rack.  like, top 10.

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Re: Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?
« Reply #54 on: September 02, 2011, 01:23:40 PM »
pics???

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Re: Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?
« Reply #55 on: September 02, 2011, 01:24:30 PM »
mrs. okcat would not be amused.  :dubious:

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Re: Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?
« Reply #56 on: September 02, 2011, 01:28:13 PM »
Q:  who cares if she's amused?

A: not me.


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Re: Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?
« Reply #57 on: September 02, 2011, 01:28:48 PM »
Q:  who cares if she's amused?

A: not me.

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Re: Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?
« Reply #58 on: September 02, 2011, 01:34:11 PM »
This is indeed in the works.  With the SEC going to 4, 4 team divisions, I easily see a scenario like this...

West: Auburn, Alabama, LSU and Arkansas
East: Florida, UGA, South Carolina and Tennessee
South: Florida, Miss State, Jacksonville and Orlando
North: Vandy, Kentucky, KState and Northwestern

To keep the balance of power where it is, we will take the Jags from the NFL and put them in our South division, after we expand their piddly little 80k seat stadium.  We also just start a school in Orlando so we can capture that tv market and have lots of Fatty Fat Fats at Disney World.

As for the North, we would put you guys with Vandy, Kentucky and Northwestern.  WIth the additons of KState and Jacksonville, we will need another GPA school to hlep out, so we'll bring in Northwestern.  That will also get us Chicago!  Don't worry, you can knock around those guys and maybe make the playoffs once every 10 years.  Watch out though, when you step into the SEC you have to schedule a weak out of conference schedule, so you guys will have to step it up in that area.

Your natural rival will be Jacksonville, as it's a pretty trashy city and EcoKat could really be used there.  Plus, it will keep your coach near a large assortment of assisted living facilities, which he will definitely need.

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Re: Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?
« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2011, 01:59:19 PM »
Can confirm Jacksonville is a shithole.

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Re: Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?
« Reply #60 on: September 02, 2011, 02:19:08 PM »
i love our new pod.  minus jacksonville.  what the hell?


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Re: Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?
« Reply #61 on: September 02, 2011, 02:22:37 PM »

sounds like some crap you'd here in the back room of a Laotian whorehouse.  

I think Eli Manning played in Laos. It may have just been an arena team thought. idk...

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Re: Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?
« Reply #62 on: September 03, 2011, 01:09:50 PM »
Sources have confirmed to me that Jacksonville St will be our main rival in the Southwestern Division of the Ohio Valley Conference.

They won the OVC Conf championship in 2003. Q@s won in 2003.

Personally, I cannot wait.