Who Will Be Our New SEC Rival?

[pike]

I'm not on here much but when I am I can't stop laughing. People at work look at me wierd because the office will be silent and all of sudden I'll bust out laughing. It's incredible. KSU to the SEC? haha I wish.

Laughing because it's going to be so awesome, you mean.

[Dugout DickStone]

I don't think I could hate Florida like you're supposed to hate your rival. I think it'd be a strange rivalry because we'd get along great with their fans, be used to the spotlight like they are, and compete in every sport like they do. Don't get me wrong, we'd care a lot about if we beat them or not just because we'd want to hold the bragging rights over all of our close Gator friends. But it'd be more like a brotherly competition.

LSU, however, is a team that I could whole-heartedly hate and wish to kick their ass 59-7 all day, every day, and then line up in front of Ernie Barret's statue and kick their ass even more. LSU. God, just those letters make me want to throw up. Yellow and purple tigers? I've never seen anything as nonsensical and ridiculous as that.

I have heard they are bigger racist rednecks than ku fans.  True?

[Rage Against the McKee]

Guys, we don't really need to worry about fabricating rivalries in our new conference. We will be competing for the north title immediately when we get there, and as soon as we start to win the north, the rivalries will come naturally.

[lifeasakstatefan]

I'm not on here much but when I am I can't stop laughing. People at work look at me wierd because the office will be silent and all of sudden I'll bust out laughing. It's incredible. KSU to the SEC? haha I wish.

Laughing because it's going to be so awesome, you mean.

haha sure

[CNS]

I don't think I could hate Florida like you're supposed to hate your rival. I think it'd be a strange rivalry because we'd get along great with their fans, be used to the spotlight like they are, and compete in every sport like they do. Don't get me wrong, we'd care a lot about if we beat them or not just because we'd want to hold the bragging rights over all of our close Gator friends. But it'd be more like a brotherly competition.

LSU, however, is a team that I could whole-heartedly hate and wish to kick their ass 59-7 all day, every day, and then line up in front of Ernie Barret's statue and kick their ass even more. LSU. God, just those letters make me want to throw up. Yellow and purple tigers? I've never seen anything as nonsensical and ridiculous as that.

I have heard they are bigger racist rednecks than ku fans.  True?

Confirmed.  Also, they act and feel very entitled.  also, their quantity of dirt poor fans is quite high.  

Really, it's going to be a very comfy fit given what we are used to.

[Stevesie60]

I don't think I could hate Florida like you're supposed to hate your rival. I think it'd be a strange rivalry because we'd get along great with their fans, be used to the spotlight like they are, and compete in every sport like they do. Don't get me wrong, we'd care a lot about if we beat them or not just because we'd want to hold the bragging rights over all of our close Gator friends. But it'd be more like a brotherly competition.

LSU, however, is a team that I could whole-heartedly hate and wish to kick their ass 59-7 all day, every day, and then line up in front of Ernie Barret's statue and kick their ass even more. LSU. God, just those letters make me want to throw up. Yellow and purple tigers? I've never seen anything as nonsensical and ridiculous as that.

I have heard they are bigger racist rednecks than ku fans.  True?

It would be tough to make that claim about a collective group of people. I would say they are as big of racist rednecks as KU fans, so at least we'll know what we're dealing with.

[Dugout DickStone]

I'm not on here much but when I am I can't stop laughing. People at work look at me wierd because the office will be silent and all of sudden I'll bust out laughing. It's incredible. KSU to the SEC? haha I wish.

Laughing because it's going to be so awesome, you mean.

haha sure

Looks like you got 13-1'd, loser.

[ben ji]

Guys, we don't really need to worry about fabricating rivalries in our new conference. We will be competing for the north title immediately when we get there, and as soon as we start to win the north, the rivalries will come naturally.

I'm pretty sure I could generate some hatred for Alabama after facing them in a couple of Coca Cola championship games

[lifeasakstatefan]

I'm not on here much but when I am I can't stop laughing. People at work look at me wierd because the office will be silent and all of sudden I'll bust out laughing. It's incredible. KSU to the SEC? haha I wish.

Laughing because it's going to be so awesome, you mean.

haha sure

Looks like you got 13-1'd, loser.

I'm not on here enough to know what that means but I'm pretty sure that's not a good thing. oh well

[rbuch]

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1883932&forum_id=5

Reading this after all the academic self-fellating TAMU has been doing was a real treat.

(Sorry if a repost, please be gentle with me)

[CHONGS]

Alabama will be our rival

[Stevesie60]

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1883932&forum_id=5

Reading this after all the academic self-fellating TAMU has been doing was a real treat.

(Sorry if a repost, please be gentle with me)

  that they think we're joking.

[Dugout DickStone]

Alabama will be our rival

Well, guess we get to go 2-0 in basketball against our rival.  

[EMAWmeister]

Alabama will be our rival

[GBR]

Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds.  And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap?  I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie.  They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma.  I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.

Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year?  What if they got our meat goats?

omg i forgot about that.  what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree

Pretty good list.  I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though.  Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss. 

forgot about manning at ole miss.  true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow.  sorry "peyton"  lol at his name

Tennessee.

what about them? 

Don't know if you two are just effing around, but Peyton played at Tennessee. His sack of crap brother played at Ole Miss.

Eli played at Troy, Peyton was Ole Miss bro

Gotcha.

Even joking around, which I truly hope you guys are doing, this little discussion is full of so much fail.  It's not even funny

[kim carnes]

Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds.  And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap?  I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie.  They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma.  I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.

Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year?  What if they got our meat goats?

omg i forgot about that.  what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree

Pretty good list.  I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though.  Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss. 

forgot about manning at ole miss.  true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow.  sorry "peyton"  lol at his name

Tennessee.

what about them? 

Don't know if you two are just effing around, but Peyton played at Tennessee. His sack of crap brother played at Ole Miss.

Eli played at Troy, Peyton was Ole Miss bro

Gotcha.

Even joking around, which I truly hope you guys are doing, this little discussion is full of so much fail.  It's not even funny

What in the eff would make you think we're rough ridin' joking bad person?

[Pete]

Bama- aside from their redneck hayseed fans' meltdowns on You Tube I really don't see much to do about these hayseeds.  And they can't even pronounce the name of their team, "Buma" - wtf is that crap?  I never liked Gene Stallings much either, goofy looking Aggie.  They do have some national prestige but not much outside of Alabuma.  I'll put them as Honorable Mention Potential Rival.

Also, do we have anything that we care about dearly that some crazy 'bama fan might try to poison after we destroy them year after year?  What if they got our meat goats?

omg i forgot about that.  what kind of redneck hayseed knows how to poison a tree

Pretty good list.  I would ad that I've heard of both Ole Miss and Miss State though.  Miss State also has bulldogs and Peyton Manning played at Ole Miss. 

forgot about manning at ole miss.  true story, when he got drafted by the colts i knew he wasn't going to be any good but then he got good so i was eating crow.  sorry "peyton"  lol at his name

Tennessee.

what about them? 

Don't know if you two are just effing around, but Peyton played at Tennessee. His sack of crap brother played at Ole Miss.

Eli played at Troy, Peyton was Ole Miss bro

Gotcha.

Even joking around, which I truly hope you guys are doing, this little discussion is full of so much fail.  It's not even funny

What in the eff would make you think we're rough ridin' joking bad person?

Jealousy, Kim.  And it's ugly.

[Dugout DickStone]

I would think Nebraska fans would understand fleeing a conference?

[420seriouscat69]

The Nubs are sad they didn't hold out for the SEC and now they understand the genius of Kstate! New members of the greatest football conference in the world! What a great day! 

[DQ12]

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1883932&forum_id=5

Reading this after all the academic self-fellating TAMU has been doing was a real treat.

(Sorry if a repost, please be gentle with me)

Post more, friend.

[WillieWatanabe]

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1883932&forum_id=5

Reading this after all the academic self-fellating TAMU has been doing was a real treat.

(Sorry if a repost, please be gentle with me)

[sonofdaxjones]

Can we not have a serious discussion about who will be our major SEC rival without AOT (Afraid of Texas) fans chiming in?

I really think clams put together a nice list of reasons, and I really want the discussion about clams list to stay solid in this thread.

clams . . . maybe some of your best work.

This should give pause for serious contemplation by all of us.

[wetwillie]

Game Cocks.

[PowercatPat]

I'm not on here much but when I am I can't stop laughing. People at work look at me wierd because the office will be silent and all of sudden I'll bust out laughing. It's incredible. KSU to the SEC? haha I wish.

You really couldn't tell that this thread was started as a joke?

[Dr Rick Daris]

I'm not on here much but when I am I can't stop laughing. People at work look at me wierd because the office will be silent and all of sudden I'll bust out laughing. It's incredible. KSU to the SEC? haha I wish.

You really couldn't tell that this thread was started as a joke?

what's the joke because i don't get it? clams was overboard w/ the alabama stuff but the rest was spot on as far as i'm concerned.