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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #325 on: May 29, 2012, 12:18:45 PM »
i liked the posters liberal use of the word colleague.

Emo EMAW is the manhattan rep for his party-hosting-and-fake-blow-selling company.

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #326 on: May 29, 2012, 12:23:54 PM »
A BB story I heard this weekend:

A colleague went to Tennessee and used to host parties to which recruits were brought.  One night he got a call BB was coming over so he got some of his weight lifting chowder and put it in a little bag.  BB walks in and they greet and colleague offers him some "blow."  BB's face gets pale and he tries to leave before they tell him it was a joke.  Also later that night at the party BB stole my colleagues cell phone charger.

how will he ever make it in football if he doesn't like blow? :dunno:

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #327 on: May 29, 2012, 12:24:06 PM »
i liked the posters liberal use of the word colleague.

Emo EMAW is the manhattan rep for his party-hosting-and-fake-blow-selling company.

my colleagues at the office and i are rolling at this.

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #328 on: May 29, 2012, 12:26:21 PM »
A BB story I heard this weekend:

A colleague went to Tennessee and used to host parties to which recruits were brought.  One night he got a call BB was coming over so he got some of his weight lifting chowder and put it in a little bag.  BB walks in and they greet and colleague offers him some "blow."  BB's face gets pale and he tries to leave before they tell him it was a joke.  Also later that night at the party BB stole my colleagues cell phone charger.

With a genius recruiting strategy like this, no wonder the T soup told him to to go Knoxville.

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #329 on: May 29, 2012, 12:36:05 PM »
He also said Kiffin is the only reason BB signed.

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #330 on: May 29, 2012, 01:57:15 PM »
He also said Kiffin is the only reason BB signed.
This is true.

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #331 on: May 29, 2012, 02:09:17 PM »
He also said Kiffin is the only reason BB signed.

hmm.  I would think the creatine as coke gag would have earned some props.

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Bryce Brown
« Reply #332 on: May 29, 2012, 02:51:40 PM »
The alternate universe storyline where he snorts the line of creatine is a lot more fun.

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #333 on: September 01, 2012, 09:55:27 AM »
He made the final cut. Officially on the team.

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #334 on: September 01, 2012, 10:10:00 AM »
WAS THERE ANY DOUBT?

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #335 on: September 01, 2012, 12:27:34 PM »
He made the final cut. Officially on the team.

eff our fans

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #336 on: September 01, 2012, 12:37:24 PM »
He made the final cut. Officially on the team.

eff our fans

I was celebrating?  :dunno:

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #337 on: September 01, 2012, 12:40:51 PM »
He made the final cut. Officially on the team.

eff our fans

I was celebrating?  :dunno:

sorry, that wasn't directed at you. It was directed at everyone who mocked Bryce and just assumed he was lazy.

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #338 on: September 01, 2012, 12:46:21 PM »
He was lazy but had every right to be.

I think he will kick some ass in the league

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #339 on: September 01, 2012, 12:51:11 PM »
You guys will hate me, but he really eff'd himself out of $. He's only making $350K a year instead of millions. Also, can you believe Hartman made the 53 man cut? I mean it is the Chiefs, but good for him

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #340 on: September 01, 2012, 12:55:48 PM »
You guys will hate me, but he really eff'd himself out of $. He's only making $350K a year instead of millions. Also, can you believe Hartman made the 53 man cut? I mean it is the Chiefs, but good for him

That fUmble really hurt him.  He would have been starting had Snyder not doghoused him after that.

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Re: Bryce Brown
« Reply #341 on: September 01, 2012, 12:59:12 PM »
You guys will hate me, but he really eff'd himself out of $. He's only making $350K a year instead of millions. Also, can you believe Hartman made the 53 man cut? I mean it is the Chiefs, but good for him

That fUmble really hurt him.  He would have been starting had Snyder not doghoused him after that.
Yep. One fumble and a mussed block and you're out millions these days.