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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #250 on: June 26, 2014, 10:48:19 AM »
I hope he keeps all the "God hates pre-marital boning" stuff to himself.

what if he's asked to chaperon recruits?  omg.


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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #251 on: June 26, 2014, 10:57:50 AM »
I hope he keeps all the "God hates pre-marital boning" stuff to himself.

what if he's asked to chaperon recruits?  omg.
This is where Joe Gordon came in handy

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« Reply #252 on: June 26, 2014, 11:27:42 AM »
Klein would be great to have along on recruiting trips. He was a Heisman finalist just two years ago.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #253 on: June 26, 2014, 02:16:00 PM »
Our very own Heupel/Applewhite/Kingsbury :crossfingers:

CK7 will never be as dreamy as #HollyWoodSwag......but if he can somehow turn into an amazing coach........he would never leave the fighting wild wildcats of Kansas State.

Sure he could be.  Someone post that Tech booster's how to list....  Few name changes and we have a plan!

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #254 on: June 26, 2014, 02:18:34 PM »
Klein would be great to have along on recruiting trips. He was a Heisman finalist just two years ago.

Yep, also he is big enough to Weekend At Burnie's Bill as needed in living rooms and sidelines across America.

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« Reply #255 on: June 26, 2014, 02:18:58 PM »
I think we should make all of our good players who show any interest in coaching whatsoever graduate assistants and then scatter them across the college football landscape like seeds in the wind. Then when harvest time comes, odds are one of them will be a quality coach who just can't wait to get back to MHK.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #256 on: June 26, 2014, 02:45:11 PM »
I think we should make all of our good players who show any interest in coaching whatsoever graduate assistants and then scatter them across the college football landscape like seeds in the wind. Then when harvest time comes, odds are one of them will be a quality coach who just can't wait to get back to MHK.

Yep, and the ones who look to be bad at it we can use as plants to eff up the other programs they are in.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #257 on: June 26, 2014, 02:46:44 PM »
I think we should make all of our good players who show any interest in coaching whatsoever graduate assistants and then scatter them across the college football landscape like seeds in the wind. Then when harvest time comes, odds are one of them will be a quality coach who just can't wait to get back to MHK.

Yep, and the ones who look to be bad at it we can use as plants to eff up the other programs they are in.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #258 on: June 27, 2014, 08:45:30 PM »
I wanna know where all the Klein/Spani babies are. IT'S BEEN MORE THAN NINE MONTHS!  :impatient:

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #259 on: June 27, 2014, 08:52:29 PM »
I think we should make all of our good players who show any interest in coaching whatsoever graduate assistants and then scatter them across the college football landscape like seeds in the wind. Then when harvest time comes, odds are one of them will be a quality coach who just can't wait to get back to MHK.

Yep, and the ones who look to be bad at it we can use as plants to eff up the other programs they are in.
I think this plan is in effect; look at TTU's DC.  :whistle1:
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #260 on: June 27, 2014, 08:58:11 PM »
I think we should make all of our good players who show any interest in coaching whatsoever graduate assistants and then scatter them across the college football landscape like seeds in the wind. Then when harvest time comes, odds are one of them will be a quality coach who just can't wait to get back to MHK.

Yep, and the ones who look to be bad at it we can use as plants to eff up the other programs they are in.
I think this plan is in effect; look at TTU's DC.  :whistle1:
Wanted to be back here so bad that he agreed to coach for Ron Prince.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #261 on: June 27, 2014, 09:15:59 PM »
I think we should make all of our good players who show any interest in coaching whatsoever graduate assistants and then scatter them across the college football landscape like seeds in the wind. Then when harvest time comes, odds are one of them will be a quality coach who just can't wait to get back to MHK.

Yep, and the ones who look to be bad at it we can use as plants to eff up the other programs they are in.
I think this plan is in effect; look at TTU's DC.  :whistle1:
Wanted to be back here so bad that he agreed to coach for Ron Prince.
I think that ruined him.
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #262 on: June 27, 2014, 09:33:50 PM »
I think we should make all of our good players who show any interest in coaching whatsoever graduate assistants and then scatter them across the college football landscape like seeds in the wind. Then when harvest time comes, odds are one of them will be a quality coach who just can't wait to get back to MHK.

Yep, and the ones who look to be bad at it we can use as plants to eff up the other programs they are in.
I think this plan is in effect; look at TTU's DC.  :whistle1:
Wanted to be back here so bad that he agreed to coach for Ron Prince.
I think that ruined him.
Just wasted his time. Maybe he'll be our Kim Anderson.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #263 on: June 27, 2014, 10:03:55 PM »
I think we should make all of our good players who show any interest in coaching whatsoever graduate assistants and then scatter them across the college football landscape like seeds in the wind. Then when harvest time comes, odds are one of them will be a quality coach who just can't wait to get back to MHK.

Yep, and the ones who look to be bad at it we can use as plants to eff up the other programs they are in.
I think this plan is in effect; look at TTU's DC.  :whistle1:
Wanted to be back here so bad that he agreed to coach for Ron Prince.
I think that ruined him.
Just wasted his time. Maybe he'll be our Kim Anderson.
Kim Anderson?
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #264 on: July 21, 2014, 05:22:10 PM »
DALLAS – Former Kansas State quarterback Collin Klein is an official member of the Wildcats’ coaching staff.

He will work for LHC Bill Snyder under the title of assistant director of recruiting/defensive quality control, according to K-State’s media guide, which was released Monday at Big 12 media days.

Read more here: http://www.kansas.com/2014/07/21/3561713/kansas-state-clarifies-collin.html#storylink=cpy

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #265 on: July 21, 2014, 06:51:54 PM »
we are going to get so many rough ridin' jesus freak kids now, it's going to be awesome
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #266 on: July 21, 2014, 07:32:50 PM »
we are going to get so many rough ridin' jesus freak kids now, it's going to be awesome
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #267 on: July 21, 2014, 07:35:14 PM »
we are going to get so many rough ridin' jesus freak kids now, it's going to be awesome

We are going to have the market cornered on home school studs

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #268 on: July 21, 2014, 07:37:10 PM »
Other teams:  "Bill will run you to death if you go play QB there."

CK: "No he won't!"


BOOM!

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #269 on: July 21, 2014, 07:37:45 PM »
we are going to get so many rough ridin' jesus freak kids now, it's going to be awesome

your definition of awesome and mine must be completely different, but if we win, it's all "don't care, go cats".

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #270 on: July 21, 2014, 08:35:34 PM »
we are going to get so many rough ridin' jesus freak kids now, it's going to be awesome

your definition of awesome and mine must be completely different, but if we win, it's all "don't care, go cats".

well i figure we'd only recruit the good ones.
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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #271 on: July 21, 2014, 08:42:22 PM »
Other teams:  "Bill will run you to death if you go play QB there."

CK: "No he won't!"


BOOM!

As long as he doesn't drool or slur words, this should work.

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #272 on: July 21, 2014, 08:42:55 PM »
we are going to get so many rough ridin' jesus freak kids now, it's going to be awesome

your definition of awesome and mine must be completely different, but if we win, it's all "don't care, go cats".

well i figure we'd only recruit the good ones.
we are going to be Iowa circa 1980's under frye and it's going to be rough ridin' awesome

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #273 on: July 21, 2014, 11:29:23 PM »
Is Tate the offensive quality control?

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Re: what if collein klein is a complete badass?
« Reply #274 on: July 22, 2014, 12:16:24 AM »
There's no way Collin doesn't include "the cherry on top of this fiery, fudge dragon sundae is" in his recruiting spiel.  :gocho: