I'm gonna post tickets to the game on Craigslist for a Mizz fan to buy, along with some meth,of course. I gotta bait the rough rider first. Arrangements will be made to meet at the Octagon prior to gametime. When he shows up, I will beat the holy shazbot! out that BITCH for even THINKING he's getting my tix! Then with regret, I'm gonna borrow a wheelchair from Bramlage Staff to wheel him to the ER across the street, only I will wheel his uncontious body to the street instead and play chicken with oncoming SUVs and buses. After a few hit and runs, I will dispose of his body in a dumpster at a nearby apartment complex because hey, halftimes about over and we are up only 18. Good thing we are a 2nd half team!