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Fresh Pineapples
« on: June 29, 2011, 04:22:37 PM »
They are intimidating at first, but they are totally worth the trouble of slicing. They are way better than the payoff you get from cutting a mango.

Enjoy the tip!   :kstategrad:


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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2011, 04:24:50 PM »
Yeah, they are great.

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2011, 04:29:52 PM »
I have a special knife that works fantastic for slicing pineapples.  Supposed to be a bread knife, I think, but it is a pineapple knife at my house.



Gotta cut them at just the right time and can't be one of those cheap assholes who is too scared to lose some fruit so they don't cut the brown spots all the way off.


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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2011, 04:30:55 PM »
stunz can attest. this is one of the highlights of street vendors in Thailand (circa 2001, anyways). That, and glass bottles of red bull in shopping carts full of ice (avoid the tiny monkeys).
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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2011, 04:33:49 PM »
Always have one at the house.

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2011, 05:33:09 PM »
I love pineapple.  I have a very special cocktail.


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Re: Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2011, 05:57:41 PM »
Pineapple in hawaii is amazing (obv.). We have the handle slicer thing to core/ring ours. Gteat investment.

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2011, 06:28:31 PM »
My dad always brings em back from HI.  Pretty tasty, especially in comparison to the canned crap.

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2011, 06:46:58 PM »
okra > pineapple

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2011, 07:16:09 PM »
They are intimidating at first, but they are totally worth the trouble of slicing. They are way better than the payoff you get from cutting a mango.

Enjoy the tip!   :kstategrad:

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2011, 07:58:17 PM »
fresh cut 'neapples  :thumbs:

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2011, 08:50:21 PM »
I just don't get down with cooked pineapples.   I'm sure that the caramelization on them would be tasty but it fucks with the texture and I just can't abide with that crap.

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2011, 08:59:07 PM »
I just don't get down with cooked pineapples.   I'm sure that the caramelization on them would be tasty but it fucks with the texture and I just can't abide with that crap.

Understandable. It takes a few times to get used to them I suppose

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2011, 09:24:36 PM »
Hot pineapple defeats the purpose imo

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2011, 05:47:38 AM »
Cooked pineapple concentrates the sweetness into a smaller area.
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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2011, 07:49:55 AM »
meh, I enjoy a little tartness.

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2011, 08:10:52 AM »
Hot pineapple defeats the purpose imo

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2011, 10:57:42 AM »
do not care for pineapple.

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2011, 11:00:21 AM »
pineapple fried rice :)
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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2011, 11:35:00 AM »
I like to put a nice grilled pineapple ring on top of a grilled burger. 

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2011, 11:53:54 AM »
I put them on top of the ham when I bake it or smoke it.  I like the flavor it imparts on the meat.
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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2011, 12:00:35 PM »
I put them on top of the ham when I bake it or smoke it.  I like the flavor it imparts on the meat.
Yes, this is good as well.  My parents always get Ham & Pineapple pizza whenever they order.  It isn't too bad.

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2011, 12:07:10 PM »
There's a great photo floating around on the internet somewhere of yours truly munching on a fresh Hawaiian pineapple from Maui last year.

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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2011, 12:08:09 PM »
My GF before I got married said pineapple made my cum taste better.    :dunno:
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Re: Fresh Pineapples
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2011, 12:08:59 PM »
My GF before I got married said pineapple made my cum taste better.    :dunno:

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