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Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« on: June 23, 2011, 01:40:10 PM »
A 25-year-old Salina man was tased and arrested Wednesday afternoon in Manhattan after exhibiting what authorities described as "bizarre" behavior in which he knocked a woman to the ground and attempted to elude Riley County Police officers  in a car.

The incident that led to James Moore's arrest began at 12:07 p.m. when authorities said he ran at a woman in a city parking lot in the 300 block of Poyntz Avenue in downtown  Manhattan, knocking her to the ground.

The woman was identified as Erin Fingalsen, 46, of Manhattan. Fingalsen sustained injuries to her left shoulder and left elbow from the attack, said Riley County Police Lt. Richard Fink. Fingalsen and Moore didn't know each other and the attack was unprovoked, Fink said.

After knocking Fingalsen to the ground, Fink said, Moore  walked off into the parking lot making what witnesses said were "yelling sounds" but no spoken words.

By this time, Fink said, police had been notified and many citizens had come to the aid of  Fingalsen.

David Colburn, 55, a local business owner, provided his business for shelter for those who felt threatened by Moore. Colburn then moved into the parking lot to monitor Moore's behavior while awaiting police, Fink said.

Colburn observed Moore get into a silver Nissan Altima and made an effort to keep him from fleeing. Moore then began to leave the area and turned the vehicle toward Colburn and accelerated, causing Colburn to take cover behind a structure, Fink said.

Colburn used an electric bicycle to follow Moore and report his location to police.

After Moore fled the area, Fink said, he was seen on the west side of Manhattan doing "donuts" in the Frank Anneberg Park parking lot, located  near Anderson  Avenue and  Anneberg Drive on the city's southwest side.

A Manhattan city worker witnessed the reckless driving and called police, who located Moore driving on Kimball Avenue at Vanesta. Officers tried to stop Moore but he fled, and a  pursuit was initiated.

Officers deployed spike strips at West Bank Way and Little Kitten, flattening all four of Moore's tires. Moore continued to drive at speeds between 20 and 30 mph, leading police to a residence at 2307  Cheryl Terrace in Manhattan, where he stopped in the private driveway.

Moore refused to come out of the car and officers used a taser on Moore and "gained compliance," Fink said.

Moore was arrested in connection with battery, aggravated assault and attempting to flee and elude. He was being held in the Riley County Jail on $7,500 bond


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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2011, 01:42:54 PM »
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Colburn used an electric bicycle to follow Moore and report his location to police.


lol

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2011, 01:58:04 PM »
Crack cocaine is a crazy drug.

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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2011, 02:11:13 PM »
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Colburn used an electric bicycle to follow Moore and report his location to police.


lol

the eff?

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2011, 02:12:10 PM »
I was really very entertained by this story.

The part about the yelling sounds but not actually saying real words was very funny to me.

Also, he went and did donuts in a parking lot after fleeing a guy on an electric bicycle.  Fantastic.

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2011, 02:13:54 PM »
I want to party with this guy  :cheers:

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2011, 02:20:13 PM »
Crack cocaine is a crazy drug.

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2011, 02:20:31 PM »
I really want to make sure I captured all of the elements of the story here:

1) Man runs at 46 year old woman and knocks her to the ground in a parking not for no particular reason
2) Man gets up an starts walking around the parking lot yelling gibberish
3) Man gets in car and tries to run over small business owner who is trying to prevent him from fleeing
4) Small business owner (and concerned citizen) follows man on electric bicycle to make sure he can report whereabouts to authorities
5) Man finds his way to parking lot and does donuts because, well, that's how he rolls
6) Authorities find man, but man flees in his car (again).  Authorities deploy spike strips to stop man.
7) Man still drives 20-30 mph after all of his tires have been flattened and shredded
8) Man stops in some random dude's driveway
9) Man refuses to get out of car
10) Authorities tase man and remove him from car.

This is movie grade stuff here.

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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2011, 02:48:20 PM »
I really want to make sure I captured all of the elements of the story here:

1) Man runs at 46 year old woman and knocks her to the ground in a parking not for no particular reason
2) Man gets up an starts walking around the parking lot yelling gibberish
3) Man gets in car and tries to run over small business owner who is trying to prevent him from fleeing
4) Small business owner (and concerned citizen) follows man on electric bicycle to make sure he can report whereabouts to authorities
5) Man finds his way to parking lot and does donuts because, well, that's how he rolls
6) Authorities find man, but man flees in his car (again).  Authorities deploy spike strips to stop man.
7) Man still drives 20-30 mph after all of his tires have been flattened and shredded
8) Man stops in some random dude's driveway
9) Man refuses to get out of car
10) Authorities tase man and remove him from car.

This is movie grade stuff here.

would make a great mspaint recap if someone was talented.
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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2011, 02:50:05 PM »
he knocked down fingo !! best middle school sex ed teacher ever.

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2011, 02:52:19 PM »
would make a great mspaint recap if someone was talented.

omg yes!  :pray:

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2011, 02:53:21 PM »
and they say NOTHING happens in manhattan.  this is big time if you ask me.

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2011, 03:07:14 PM »
Okay, just where were the cops that it took them that long to get on this guy?


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« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2011, 03:09:10 PM »
Okay, just where were the cops that it took them that long to get on this guy?



They were probably out busting parties. Bigger fish, you know?

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2011, 03:10:22 PM »
Okay, just where were the cops that it took them that long to get on this guy?


solving real crimes, like MIC's, MIP's, indecent exposure, and smell @ the pede

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2011, 04:00:33 PM »
this story embodies salina - wow :facepalm:

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2011, 04:08:11 PM »
he knocked down fingo !! best middle school sex ed teacher ever.

is this the one at anthony? is she the one that showed a home birth video in class?
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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2011, 04:30:00 PM »
Okay, just where were the cops that it took them that long to get on this guy?


solving real crimes, like MIC's, MIP's, indecent exposure, and smell @ the pede


The guy who did all this was probably lost on his way to the Stampede

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2011, 04:49:37 PM »
That is a common name, but pretty sure I know that guy.

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2011, 04:51:06 PM »
Okay, just where were the cops that it took them that long to get on this guy?


solving real crimes, like MIC's, MIP's, indecent exposure, and smell @ the pede

Monitoring the bike racks in aggieville. Saw a cop doing that the other day.

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« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2011, 04:53:49 PM »
he knocked down fingo !! best middle school sex ed teacher ever.

no joke. also probably the reason that colburn jumped into action so quickly.

"you can't just mess w/ sex ed teachers in my town and expect to get away with it bucko"-d. colburn

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2011, 01:04:35 AM »

is this the one at anthony? is she the one that showed a home birth video in class?


yes and probly.

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Re: Which one of you is in jail this afternoon...
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2011, 08:40:17 AM »
sounds like someone just leaked the script of The Hangover 3