i want to sell you my book. it's old.

hmm...let me take a look....

i don't know what a book is but i have a buddy who does, let me have him come down and take a look.

ok!

no. this isn't a book.
i hated to have to tell him that he wasn't selling a book.

eff you man, i will shoot you.

sure no problem, i have a buddy, let me have him come down and take a look.

man that's a rare gun, rick you should buy it.

yes! $400 works.

chumlee, head down to the end of the counter and write him up.

this $400 looks counterfeit! but i'm not an expert on counterfeit, let me call a friend down to take a look.

yup it's counterfeit.

most definitely counterfeit.

i agree, its fake
