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Talking to Animals
« on: June 10, 2011, 10:16:29 AM »
I have always talked to my animals. I am not even going to ask opinions on if this is ok, (it is). However, sometimes I find myself having a conversation with my dog (he talks back). Anyone else do this?

He is hilarious btw.


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Re: Talking to Animal
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2011, 10:18:42 AM »
you ever had long conversations and gone on fantastic adventures with your pet raccoon?  yeah, come talk to me when you have.  

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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 10:19:24 AM »
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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2011, 10:22:36 AM »
Not a racoon but I had a pet squirrel when I was a kid. He did not talk though.
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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2011, 10:23:11 AM »
I bet raccoons have a lot to say. Don't get me wrong, my dog is interesting, but how many times can we talk about hating cats and bunnies?

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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2011, 10:25:13 AM »
i talk to them. Dont really expect them to talk back. I sometimes take their actions as their response back to me.
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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2011, 10:27:34 AM »
Squirrels are a delight to chat with in the mornings.  I get much of the animal gossip on my block this way.
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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2011, 10:34:35 AM »
My falcon, Spencer Pratt, and I use non-verbal cues to communicate.

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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2011, 10:43:21 AM »
I generally say stuff like: "get the eff back in the house, I don't have time to wait all rough ridin' day" and "I swear to God, I will rough ridin' murder you if you crap in the kitchen again today."  They seem to get the jest of what I'm saying.

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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2011, 10:56:18 AM »
I generally say stuff like: "get the eff back in the house, I don't have time to wait all rough ridin' day" and "I swear to God, I will rough ridin' murder you if you crap in the kitchen again today."  They seem to get the jest of what I'm saying.

I bet your dog says shazbot! you under his breath a lot.

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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2011, 11:00:28 AM »
I sing to my cats, they love it.
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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2011, 11:02:12 AM »
My falcon, Spencer Pratt, and I use non-verbal cues to communicate.

that is an incredible post. 


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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2011, 11:02:48 AM »
I sing to my cats, they love it.

boo likes it as well. 

he talks a ton so i talk back.


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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2011, 11:17:32 AM »
Didn't ted bundy say his neighbor's dog told him to kill all those people?

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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2011, 11:26:21 AM »
i talk to them. Dont really expect them to talk back. I sometimes take their actions as their response back to me.

+1. They understand more than people would think.

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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2011, 09:59:08 AM »
read last some dogs have the ability of a 2yr old toddler as far as number of words able to be understood.

Said that some dogs have the capacity of understanding something like 250 wrds.   :surprised:


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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2011, 10:00:11 AM »
read last some dogs have the ability of a 2yr old toddler as far as number of words able to be understood.

Said that some dogs have the capacity of understanding something like 250 wrds.   :surprised:

raccoons understand every word plus some that people don't even know about :face:

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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2011, 10:02:40 AM »
I just yelled at my dog for barking at the mailman. Pretty sure I got the message across.  :shakesfist:
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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2011, 10:06:12 AM »
read last some dogs have the ability of a 2yr old toddler as far as number of words able to be understood.

Said that some dogs have the capacity of understanding something like 250 wrds.   :surprised:

raccoons understand every word plus some that people don't even know about :face:

I always wanted a raccoon when I was a kid.   :cry:

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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2011, 10:57:47 AM »
read last some dogs have the ability of a 2yr old toddler as far as number of words able to be understood.

Said that some dogs have the capacity of understanding something like 250 wrds.   :surprised:

raccoons understand every word plus some that people don't even know about :face:

You know what words raccoons don't understand...."I'm sorry"...They hold grudges like crazy.

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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2011, 03:25:37 PM »
Talk to my cat and dog all the time

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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2011, 10:39:15 PM »
I have always talked to my animals. I am not even going to ask opinions on if this is ok, (it is). However, sometimes I find myself having a conversation with my dog (he talks back). Anyone else do this?

He is hilarious btw.

My dog and I have conversations all the time.  He's smarter than most humans so it's nice to have an intelligent convo.

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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2011, 11:23:15 PM »
Didn't ted bundy say his neighbor's dog told him to kill all those people?

I think that was Son of Sam.

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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2011, 12:50:25 PM »
My dog understands everything I say.   Sometimes she'll come sit by me while we're watching TV and and I'll say something to the effect of: "Jesus Christ, Oreo, You stink!"  and she'll get all embarrassed and go sit about 5 feet away from me - look back to see if I can still smell her - then possible go upstairs if it's still too stinky.  It's also the only way I can convince her to take a bath...  Telling her she stinks.   She won't follow me up to the tub unless I tell her how I can smell her ass from 5 feet away.  We have other conversations not related to her smell, but that's all I can think of at the moment.  I talk to her all the time though.
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Re: Talking to Animals
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2011, 01:59:43 PM »
Didn't ted bundy say his neighbor's dog told him to kill all those people?
Probably did tell him to. Dogs can be very mischevious.
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