Goldbond chowder

[KITNfury]

When my balls wanna sweat, they gonna sweat, but having a million tiny ice princesses massaging my sac does feel nice.

[I_have_purplewood]

I do use the stuff and do enjoy it's menthol feeling on my ball sack/crotch.  First time I used it was pretty sure I had  an STD and wanted this to cure what I had.  Found out it was just some sweaty ball thing I had going on and not the dirty whore I was banging.   You still did me right Goldbond, you still did me right. 

[_33]

It's ok. Not as good as you guys are making it out to be. It does feel ok though.

[8manpick]

Was starting to get a little irritation today, dark leather seats + early summer heat & humidity = sweaty boxers.  Got home, applied some Gold Bond and BAM, problem solved. 

[SkinnyBenny]

Guys if you are only using it on the balls for sweat then you are only harnessing half its power.  My Canadian friend who isn't me says it's great for chafed assholes when you're doing touristy stuff and walking a shitload every day (even if you're not fat and it's not sweaty, so suck on that jt).

[jtksu]

If your "Canadian friend" gets sweaty balls and a chafed bad person from walking, he should lay off the maple syrup and bacon.  What remedy does he use for the single flight of stairs induced wheezing?

[0.42]

Lifesaver when you live in Louisiana.  The swamp ass in the swampland is rough ridin' intolerable without it.  Two quotes about Goldbond:

"It's like your bad person just smoked a cool, refreshing menthol cigarette."
          --My cousin Tony


"It's like getting a rimjob from Peppermint Patty."
           --Coorsrinkin

 

[Deez Nutz]

Is it OK if I buy a generic brand like "Top Care"?  The Gold Bond brand costs a lot more.   

[wetwillie]

Is it OK if I buy a generic brand like "Top Care"?  The Gold Bond brand costs a lot more.   

cough up the extra bones on this one, the brand name is a must.

[KITNfury]

Is it OK if I buy a generic brand like "Top Care"?  The Gold Bond brand costs a lot more.   

cough up the extra bones on this one, the brand name is a must.

Disagree, no difference b/w the generic I have and the GB that I have. Don't know if "Top Care" is the same as my generic.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Is it OK if I buy a generic brand like "Top Care"?  The Gold Bond brand costs a lot more.   

cough up the extra bones on this one, the brand name is a must.

Disagree, no difference b/w the generic I have and the GB that I have. Don't know if "Top Care" is the same as my generic.

Unless you use the green container or something, I would imagine the generic is just as good.

[MadCat]

If my junk is coated in GB chowder, do I let her know about it before hand or just let it be a tasty surprise?  Please answer seperately for:
a.) wife
b.) mistress
c.) gf
d.) street-walking tramp
e.) a & d

[KITNfury]

If my junk is coated in GB chowder, do I let her know about it before hand or just let it be a tasty surprise?  Please answer seperately for:
a.) wife
b.) mistress
c.) gf
d.) street-walking tramp
e.) a & d

Is saliva + GB taste more like pancake batter or crushed up aspirin. No way to answer your question without answering mine first.

[AppleJack]

Wonder if this thread grossed out that one chick poster we have.

[MadCat]

If my junk is coated in GB chowder, do I let her know about it before hand or just let it be a tasty surprise?  Please answer seperately for:
a.) wife
b.) mistress
c.) gf
d.) street-walking tramp
e.) a & d

Is saliva + GB taste more like pancake batter or crushed up aspirin. No way to answer your question without answering mine first.

Touché

[bigwillie20]

 

[tjames]

If my junk is coated in GB chowder, do I let her know about it before hand or just let it be a tasty surprise?  Please answer seperately for:
a.) wife
b.) mistress
c.) gf
d.) street-walking tramp
e.) a & d

Is saliva + GB taste more like pancake batter or crushed up aspirin. No way to answer your question without answering mine first.



I'm just young and dumb and full of cum, but for C. you should tell her, it makes for a really awkward moment when she realizes there is a chowder in that region and she goes into stage 5 cottonmouth.  As for the rest of them, B, like she cares she's just after your money, same with D.  Get real if you actually think A will ever find out.