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Goldbond chowder
« on: June 02, 2011, 10:01:03 AM »
Holy crap this stuff is a life saver during this time of year. Cake your junk in this stuff and 95 degrees and 95% humidity will have no effect on your nether regions. Nothing worse than sweating without exercising. The tingle of the menthol  :love:


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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2011, 10:04:09 AM »
Corn starch on the sack and vaseline on the crack.  Keeps a farm boy from gaulding and having diaper rash on those hot humid summer days.   :thumbs:
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2011, 10:10:38 AM »
Quote from: AppleJack on June 02, 2011, 10:01:03 AM
Holy crap this stuff is a life saver during this time of year. Cake your junk in this stuff and 95 degrees and 95% humidity will have no effect on your nether regions. Nothing worse than sweating without exercising. The tingle of the menthol  :love:

I concur.   :cool:
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2011, 10:11:20 AM »
Definitely a green bottle guy.  The yellow bottle can GTFOOMF. 
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2011, 10:12:09 AM »
WTF is wrong with all of you?
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2011, 10:15:51 AM »
Goldbond has saved me many times.

Quote from: kitten_mittons on June 02, 2011, 10:12:09 AM
WTF is wrong with all of you?

I guess some people just get uncomfortable when their balls get all sweaty and start chafing. :dunno:
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2011, 10:18:11 AM »
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 02, 2011, 10:15:51 AM
I guess some people just get uncomfortable when their balls get all sweaty and start chafing. :dunno:

There's another solution to this.
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2011, 10:19:28 AM »
Quote from: Trim on June 02, 2011, 10:18:11 AM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 02, 2011, 10:15:51 AM
I guess some people just get uncomfortable when their balls get all sweaty and start chafing. :dunno:

There's another solution to this.

There's not a solution that is as refreshing as applying Goldbond chowder, I can assure you of that.
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2011, 10:21:59 AM »
wtf is going on in here  :horrorsurprise:
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2011, 10:44:38 AM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on June 02, 2011, 10:04:09 AM
Corn starch on the sack and vaseline on the crack.  Keeps a farm boy from gaulding and having diaper rash on those hot humid summer days.   :thumbs:

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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2011, 10:46:53 AM »
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2011, 10:51:34 AM »
monkeyass is a terrible thing
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2011, 10:57:14 AM »
Quote from: Gooch on June 02, 2011, 10:46:53 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

You don't have to be fat to get ball sweat when it's 95 degrees outside with 50%+ humidity.
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2011, 10:57:37 AM »
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 02, 2011, 10:57:14 AM
Quote from: Gooch on June 02, 2011, 10:46:53 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

You don't have to be fat to get ball sweat when it's 95 degrees outside with 50%+ humidity.
Don't go outside.
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2011, 10:59:53 AM »
Quote from: Saulbadguy on June 02, 2011, 10:57:37 AM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 02, 2011, 10:57:14 AM
Quote from: Gooch on June 02, 2011, 10:46:53 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

You don't have to be fat to get ball sweat when it's 95 degrees outside with 50%+ humidity.
Don't go outside.

Sometimes it's just unavoidable. For those times, there's goldbond chowder.
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2011, 11:08:37 AM »
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 02, 2011, 10:57:14 AM
Quote from: Gooch on June 02, 2011, 10:46:53 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

You don't have to be fat to get ball sweat when it's 95 degrees outside with 50%+ humidity.

Just mod yourself to Nut Kicked.  Lots of breathing room.
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2011, 11:13:29 AM »
Quote from: Trim on June 02, 2011, 11:08:37 AM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 02, 2011, 10:57:14 AM
Quote from: Gooch on June 02, 2011, 10:46:53 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

You don't have to be fat to get ball sweat when it's 95 degrees outside with 50%+ humidity.

Just mod yourself to Nut Kicked.  Lots of breathing room.
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2011, 12:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Gooch on June 02, 2011, 10:46:53 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

On a hot day it's like dipping your balls in the Bering Sea.   :ck:

Sometimes I just do it for the high though. 
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2011, 12:13:32 PM »
Quote from: Gooch on June 02, 2011, 10:46:53 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

Also, I should note that I think I'm part ape. 
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2011, 12:33:11 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Wichita on June 02, 2011, 12:13:32 PM
Quote from: Gooch on June 02, 2011, 10:46:53 AM
Bunch of fatties in here with profusely sweaty ballz. Really disappointed in you Johnny Wichita :facepalm:

Also, I should note that I think I'm part ape. 


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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2011, 01:32:10 PM »
Lifesaver when you live in Louisiana.  The swamp ass in the swampland is rough ridin' intolerable without it.  Two quotes about Goldbond:

"It's like your bad person just smoked a cool, refreshing menthol cigarette."
          --My cousin Tony


"It's like getting a rimjob from Peppermint Patty."
           --Coorsrinkin
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2011, 02:28:21 PM »
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on June 02, 2011, 01:32:10 PM
Lifesaver when you live in Louisiana.  The swamp ass in the swampland is rough ridin' intolerable without it.  Two quotes about Goldbond:

"It's like your bad person just smoked a cool, refreshing menthol cigarette."
          --My cousin Tony


"It's like getting a rimjob from Peppermint Patty."
           --Coorsrinkin

YES! 
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2011, 06:00:27 PM »
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on June 02, 2011, 01:32:10 PM
Lifesaver when you live in Louisiana.  The swamp ass in the swampland is rough ridin' intolerable without it.  Two quotes about Goldbond:

"It's like your bad person just smoked a cool, refreshing menthol cigarette."
          --My cousin Tony


"It's like getting a rimjob from Peppermint Patty."
           --Coorsrinkin

"It's like the kiss of 1000 angels"
            --my entire high school football team

I may be addicted to this stuff.
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Re: Goldbond chowder
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Re: Goldbond chowder
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2011, 10:20:49 PM »
You guys should get jobs inside buildings and AC for your cars.  My balls stayed nice and dry during work hrs today, without having to use antiperspirant/deodorant for them.
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