What's the deal with all-inclusive resorts? Like they seem to be very white/midwesterny, relatively expensive, and stupid. You can go to some of the same places and stay in your own house, complete with cook, rent a car, drive all over, see local crap, and pay the same or less. I guess all inclusive is okay if you just plan on eating a eff ton of shitty food and drinking your vacation away like a fat lazy lush? I hate to pass judgement but welp I just did.
Went to an all Inclusive in Cancun for a bachelor party in October and had a blast. It was a 3 night 2 day trip and the price was $475 plus airfaire, well worth it.
Stayed at the RIU Caribe and it was very non white/midwesterny. They had a sports bar at the place that was open until 4am where I Whooped up on some Chileans in Foosball. We Creeped on some Aremenian chicks from Los Angeles both days. Played some sand volleyball against a group of Brazilians who were very very good. Snuck some Swiss girls into the hotel and gave them free drinks. Met a group of white midwesterners from Ohio and hung out with them. Creeped on a gaggle of British chicks one night. Very Euro/South American Mix.
I missed a chance to hook up with a British chick named Scarlett because I couldnt understand her accent(And I was hammered). I had been light heartedly hitting on her all night and We left the bar at the same time and walked to the elevator together. As she was getting on she said something which I couldnt understand and I was just like "Yeah okay, see you later". She goes up the elevator and my buddy turns to me and says "Umm, she just said she wished she had a man to take her back to the room and you told her "See you later""
I could see what floor she got off on and took the next elevator up to that floor where I ran down the hallways yelling "Scarlett!!! SCARLETT!! SCARLET I LOVE YOU"
That was the first night and I never saw her again
Food was decent but not great, All you can drink was pretty amazing.