travel thread

[steve dave]

On one of the trails just outside of south cb and north of gunni (<— local lingo) that I went on last week there was a funny sign that told you what to do if you saw a moose. Moral of the story is run.

at the moose and smoke it with a haymaker

[Spracne]

I have had a moose encounter on foot and didn’t appreciate how much danger I was in at the time. They will eff your crap up as much or more than a bear.

Meh. I could and have taken down a moose before.

I whip moose's ass 24/7/367

I believe it. I've seen you absolutely demolish some Grizzlies without batting an eyelash.

[Phil Titola]

This thread has had quite a day.

[mocat]

After 3 seconds in the ring with a moose I don't think my mother would be able to ID my corpse

[steve dave]

dang, didn't realize we had this many people who completely suck at fighting wildlife at gE.

[sys]

JFK stuff

"Hey kids this is the street where a president literally got shot and his wife had to hold his brains in his head. Wanna go take some pics?"

probably a niche tourism market for the katkids of the world.

[Rage Against the McKee]

The trick to fighting a moose is to let it know right from the opening bell that you will not be putting up with any of its bullshit.

[Spracne]

The trick to fighting a moose is to let it know right from the opening bell that you will not be putting up with any of its bullshit.

And, relatedly, also not be a complete beta like mocat and Landers. My Lord. The moose can tell when they're bested.

[yoga-like_abana]

I’d give that moose a knuckle sandwich


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[steve dave]

JFK stuff

"Hey kids this is the street where a president literally got shot and his wife had to hold his brains in his head. Wanna go take some pics?"

probably a niche tourism market for the katkids of the world.

lmao

[star seed 7]

JFK stuff

"Hey kids this is the street where a president literally got shot and his wife had to hold his brains in his head. Wanna go take some pics?"

probably a niche tourism market for the katkids of the world.

 

[tdaver]

not surprised by all the moose noobs in here.  Typical little kid sports dad tough guy act.

[420seriouscat69]

If a moose looked at me wrong, I’d clearly laugh in his face. A lot of betas in here.

[mocat]

oh yeah if you show up wearing a sliding glove and protective face mask the moose will completely crap its pants
- guy who has probably never even seen a moose

[Spracne]

oh yeah if you show up wearing a sliding glove and protective face mask the moose will completely crap its pants
- guy who has probably never even seen a moose

I'm basically the opposite of you, mocat. I would tacom out.

[steve dave]

how many other herbivores do you baby people fear?

[XocolateThundarr]

how many other herbivores do you baby people fear?

Pissed off, psycho cow with a newborn calf.

[ben ji]

oh yeah if you show up wearing a sliding glove and protective face mask the moose will completely crap its pants
- guy who has probably never even seen a moose

 

One time when I was camping in CO at a pretty populated campground some moose and her calf just walked right through the middle of the campground around 4pm. My back was to it so I didn't even notice it until it was in front of me but it definitely registered as a "Yeah, I couldn't take that animal" moment.

[steve dave]

this is the true pussification of america

[Phil Titola]

A bee would take me down before a moose.

[DaBigTrain]

Night 1 complete in Chicago. I came for friends and a good time and the city if providing just that.

[steve dave]

Night 1 complete in Chicago. I came for friends and a good time and the city if providing just that.

That sounds really great potentially

[Spracne]

TBT def could take a moose. Might even happen tonight.

[Kat Kid]

JFK stuff

"Hey kids this is the street where a president literally got shot and his wife had to hold his brains in his head. Wanna go take some pics?"

probably a niche tourism market for the katkids of the world.

I legitimately was going to take my kids and was with another parent with their kid and they thought that was crazy.


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[Institutional Control]

how many other herbivores do you baby people fear?

Hippos