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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9025 on: December 28, 2016, 11:30:43 AM »
What did i do wrong? Not have previously traveled on southwest a bunch of times this year?
Didn't pay the $12 for the southwest version of first class (aka board and pick your seat first, still have fat smelly person in the middle seat next to you)
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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9026 on: December 28, 2016, 11:32:04 AM »
Oh you sw pros pay extra to board a little earlier? Lol

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9027 on: December 28, 2016, 11:33:55 AM »
What did i do wrong?
Giving a crap that you're a B. You will still have many seat options.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9028 on: December 28, 2016, 11:35:08 AM »
its not like you get a profile picture when you pick your seats ahead of time, i never understand the bitching you guys do when you pick your seats when you board.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9029 on: December 28, 2016, 11:36:22 AM »
What did i do wrong? Not have previously traveled on southwest a bunch of times this year?
Didn't pay the $12 for the southwest version of first class (aka board and pick your seat first, still have fat smelly person in the middle seat next to you)

if you're flying on an airplane you will always have fat smelly people sitting next to you FWIW

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9030 on: December 28, 2016, 12:14:20 PM »
curious to see the crowd on this 2am flight to Guadalajara tonight


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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9031 on: December 28, 2016, 01:40:46 PM »
swa is the only domestic carrier that actually cares about their customers and some of you take such delight in shitting on them.
it's really sad, really


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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9032 on: December 28, 2016, 01:42:31 PM »
flew swa the other week and I have this little known super pro tip for you guys....

if flying with another person, walk towards the back and then you take a window and they take the aisle and then boom you get the whole row because nobody is walking all the way to the back and sitting in the middle seat unless it's a full flight. that one's free. next one I might have to charge for.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9033 on: December 28, 2016, 02:31:07 PM »
swa is the only domestic carrier that actually cares about their customers and some of you take such delight in shitting on them.
it's really sad, really
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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9034 on: December 28, 2016, 02:42:57 PM »
Lol, it's $5 to watch any movie, and you need software on your phone that you cannot download while on the plane in order to watch it

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9035 on: December 28, 2016, 02:43:45 PM »
They have hearts on their planes and their employees get to wear khaki shorts tho!

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9036 on: December 28, 2016, 02:46:13 PM »
A whole $5? :horrorsurprise:

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« Reply #9037 on: December 28, 2016, 02:47:43 PM »
I'm p old and medium-ish flyer and have only flown swa once before i think.  never thought about it before today but kinda weird

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9038 on: December 28, 2016, 02:48:20 PM »
Fight the good fight, mocat.  For the sake of the fat people undoubtedly spilling onto you right now, I hope you're not offered an artisan snack.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9039 on: December 28, 2016, 02:51:19 PM »
I'm going to be about 4k miles short of United gold this year. :-/

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9040 on: December 28, 2016, 03:18:24 PM »
a24
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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9041 on: December 28, 2016, 03:31:43 PM »
hey dlew12, what are you going to be doing in guadalajara?
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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9042 on: December 28, 2016, 03:39:10 PM »
« Last Edit: December 29, 2016, 12:33:04 PM by michigancat »

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9043 on: December 29, 2016, 12:25:43 PM »
Lol, it's $5 to watch any movie, and you need software on your phone that you cannot download while on the plane in order to watch it

You are entirely hopeless, sad.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9044 on: December 29, 2016, 12:53:10 PM »
all entertainment (which is a shitload more than SW offers) is free on flights from known cold heartless bastards Delta and American

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9045 on: December 29, 2016, 12:57:06 PM »
all entertainment (which is a shitload more than SW offers) is free on flights from known cold heartless bastards Delta and American

this is a new development from AA. When I flew them in August (on the shittiest USAir plane imaginable) you had to pay for most of the entertainment.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9046 on: December 29, 2016, 12:59:06 PM »
the nerve not to provide digital content in the ticket price  :curse:

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9047 on: December 29, 2016, 12:59:18 PM »
also, this is pretty LOL, 100% of the tv shows that southwest offers are reality shows. they really know their audience! (xpost from maps thread)

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9048 on: December 29, 2016, 01:01:14 PM »
I never fly southwest for work but fly the crap out of it for family travel. It serves an important role and I appreciate it for what it is.

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Re: travel thread
« Reply #9049 on: December 29, 2016, 01:01:55 PM »
why does cox and netflix and hulu charge me for digital content!?  :angry: :angry: