THE "Frank Martin" drink

[The_chicken]

I don't know if this has already been posted/established, but I believe Frank needs his own drink. I came up with

1 part intensity
1 part Bacardi light rum
1 part dedication
1 part Captain Morgan
1 part Parrot Bay
2 parts staring
1 splash stomping
1 part pineapple

I see a few problems with this including: too fruity/wimpy, mostly Puerto Rican alcohol, not fiery enough. I believe this doesn't rightly do justice to Frank demeanor and something more destructive should be concocted. Please help! 

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[Cire]

Add a dash of powerespect

[sys]

gather delicious appearing mixed drink ingredients.  yell sarcastically at them when they fail to mix themselves.  discard half the ingredients.  go to a juco and pick up a 12 pack of some nasty cheap beer.

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[Gooch]

gather delicious appearing mixed drink ingredients.  yell sarcastically at them when they fail to mix themselves.  discard half the ingredients.  go to a juco and pick up a 12 pack of some nasty cheap beer.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

1 part of tobasco has got to me in it somewhere. 

Probably just put it in the JUCO beer. 

[felix rex]

gather delicious appearing mixed drink ingredients.  yell sarcastically at them when they fail to mix themselves.  discard half the ingredients.  go to a juco and pick up a 12 pack of some nasty cheap beer.