yes you did but would listen again!
I had no pizza ranch experience before I moved here, there were many red flags
-only other ones I had even seen are in Emporia and Liberty
-it's a pizza buffet that heavily advertises chicken
-it's called rough ridin' pizza ranch
Anyway I had lived here for about a month and my family hasn't moved yet. It was a Friday night and I was hungry as hell but tired, I didn't want to cook so I said what the hell and went for it. I had serious reservations about going to a pizza buffet alone on a Friday night, especially one in Boone Iowa with fried chicken signs everywhere. I thought the judgment of me would precede me into PR by about 50 feet, I couldn't be more wrong. First of all it took them 10 minutes to seat me, I really don't know why. The pizza was as horrendous as it looks, they have a wide variety on the buffet, but it's a wide variety of weird crap. I snuck a piece of chicken and it was really gross, soggy and salty. After I looked up from my shame I saw a lot of people wearing matching racing team shirts and boots, they were all sitting in the same area of the ranch, one of the tables were facing out like it was the head table, there was a lady in a wedding dress a lady next to her in a button down shirt, not a blouse, two gentlemen on the other side of her both wearing the racing shirts, there were also a crap load of kids at this reception. The woman in the button down confirmed to me, without me asking, on my visit to the buffet to get yes watermelon, that the bride and groom had just gotten married.
I chuckled about this to myself then felt bad and continue to do so because I really don't think anyone has a Friday night dinner rush reception a pizza ranch willingly.
