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[CNS]

WTF does "PC load letter" mean!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?

[yoga-like_abana]

Got a new all in one recently and on April Fools day someone made a sign that, the printer is now blue-tooth voice activated and you can tell it what you want it to do.
ladies in the front got a big kick out of it.

[_33]

I have a printer/copier/scanner outside my cube that people constantly print crap too.  It can collate/staple/bind/do whatever.  Scans to email too.

Sometimes people will bring me a printed copy of something, I get up, scan it to my email, and throw it away in front of them without reading.  It makes me look like an bad person and makes them look like an idiot.

Saul, sometimes it's nice to have a hard copy. That's what she said.

[steve dave]

some people at my office hate strong coffee and some like strong coffee and, oh man, does it boil over at the coffee machine.  obv. we get those pre-packaged filters with the coffee built in.  do you use two or one?  what if you like it made with only one filter and someone uses two!?  what about the other way!?  oh my.  lots of printed out signs about the proper amount to use posted above the machine.  sometimes a sign will get graffiti'd (tagged, as the lingo goes) mocking the person who made the sign.  someone's getting stabbed before this thing comes to an end.  

[Saulbadguy]

WTF does "PC load letter" mean!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?

Load Letter (8 1/2 x 11) in to the printer.

[Saulbadguy]

some people at my office hate strong coffee and some like strong coffee and, oh man, does it boil over at the coffee machine.  obv. we get those pre-packaged filters with the coffee built in.  do you use two or one?  what if you like it made with only one filter and someone uses two!?  what about the other way!?  oh my.  lots of printed out signs about the proper amount to use posted above the machine.  sometimes a sign will get graffiti'd (tagged, as the lingo goes) mocking the person who made the sign.  someone's getting stabbed before this thing comes to an end. 

Our coffee situation is completely awful.  The guy in charge of the "coffee club" makes the coffee because he gets here first. We have a Hamilton Beach percolator, like, restaurant size or whatever.

He re-uses the same filter and coffee grounds for 5 days. Changes it on monday morning. Sometimes he will add fresh coffee on top of the used grounds.

 

[Saulbadguy]

I have a printer/copier/scanner outside my cube that people constantly print crap too.  It can collate/staple/bind/do whatever.  Scans to email too.

Sometimes people will bring me a printed copy of something, I get up, scan it to my email, and throw it away in front of them without reading.  It makes me look like an bad person and makes them look like an idiot.

Saul, sometimes it's nice to have a hard copy. That's what she said.

I'll ask them to please shred the hard copy because it contains confidential information.  "Oh, really?" "Yep. HIPAA and all that".

[OK_Cat]

how about if you print some stuff, but it goes to a different printer than the one you intended?  you're standing at the printer tapping your toes, wondering what the hell is going on, then some jackwagon from down the hall brings you your papers and you look foolish.

never happened.

 

computer was set to print to the printer that i always use.  some jackwagon IT schmo changed it to a different printer and i didn't know about it.

really grinds my gears, ya know?

[AbeFroman]

What is this, 1994? Why would you ever need to print anything?

Maybe they were printing it so they could fax it 

[stunted]

I have a printer/copier/scanner outside my cube that people constantly print crap too.  It can collate/staple/bind/do whatever.  Scans to email too.

Sometimes people will bring me a printed copy of something, I get up, scan it to my email, and throw it away in front of them without reading.  It makes me look like an bad person and makes them look like an idiot.

Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

[jtksu]

I don't bother with printing and stuff, I have people that do that stuff for me.  Buncha poor ass rubes in this thread.  And one Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) from Muskogee.

[pissclams]

I have a printer/copier/scanner outside my cube that people constantly print crap too.  It can collate/staple/bind/do whatever.  Scans to email too.

Sometimes people will bring me a printed copy of something, I get up, scan it to my email, and throw it away in front of them without reading.  It makes me look like an bad person and makes them look like an idiot.

Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

YES!!

[ew2x4]

I don't bother with printing and stuff, I have people that do that stuff for me.  Buncha poor ass rubes in this thread.  And one Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) from Muskogee.

How much do you think one of these costs:

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

how about if you print some stuff, but it goes to a different printer than the one you intended?  you're standing at the printer tapping your toes, wondering what the hell is going on, then some jackwagon from down the hall brings you your papers and you look foolish.

never happened.

 

computer was set to print to the printer that i always use.  some jackwagon IT schmo changed it to a different printer and i didn't know about it.

really grinds my gears, ya know?

How many wedding photographers are in your office? Seems weird.

[OK_Cat]

how about if you print some stuff, but it goes to a different printer than the one you intended?  you're standing at the printer tapping your toes, wondering what the hell is going on, then some jackwagon from down the hall brings you your papers and you look foolish.

never happened.

 

computer was set to print to the printer that i always use.  some jackwagon IT schmo changed it to a different printer and i didn't know about it.

really grinds my gears, ya know?

How many wedding photographers are in your office? Seems weird.

man oh man, you really zinged me.   

[jtksu]

Is there another "career" that requires less talent than a picture taker?  Every person I have ever met as the ability to snap a picture.

[OK_Cat]

Is there another "career" that requires less talent than a picture taker?  Every person I have ever met as the ability to snap a picture.

jfc, is this thread the roast of ok_cat, or what?   

[WillieWatanabe]

Is there another "career" that requires less talent than a picture taker?  Every person I have ever met as the ability to snap a picture.

jfc, is this thread the roast of ok_cat, or what?   

I was going to make fun of you for not paying attention to what printer you printed to, but i decided against it after roastmaster jtksu started in.

[OK_Cat]

Is there another "career" that requires less talent than a picture taker?  Every person I have ever met as the ability to snap a picture.

jfc, is this thread the roast of ok_cat, or what?   

I was going to make fun of you for not paying attention to what printer you printed to, but i decided against it after roastmaster jtksu started in.

can't wait until lisa lampanelli talks about black dicks

[ew2x4]

I kinda wonder what jt's occupation is. Can't be much more than paper boy. That is letting someone else print your stuff for you. Not to mention, jealous of the photographers.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Is there another "career" that requires less talent than a picture taker?  Every person I have ever met as the ability to snap a picture.

jfc, is this thread the roast of ok_cat, or what?   

I was going to make fun of you for not paying attention to what printer you printed to, but i decided against it after roastmaster jtksu started in.

can't wait until lisa lampanelli talks about black dicks

love her.

[treysolid]

I have a printer/copier/scanner outside my cube that people constantly print crap too.  It can collate/staple/bind/do whatever.  Scans to email too.

Savin?  Love my Savin at the office.