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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #50 on: May 05, 2011, 12:31:33 PM »
Curry "my bag for me while I'm" Sexton "this bitch."

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #51 on: May 05, 2011, 12:36:52 PM »
Now you guys are getting it.   :party:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2011, 12:44:16 PM »
My stratego:

OL: nickname based on landmarks (i.e Clyde "Snake River" Aufner)
TE:  nickname based on titles in secret organizations (i.e. Travis "Grand Dragon" Tannahill)
WR: nickname based on bird species (i.e. Broderick "Fulvous Whistling Duck" Smith)
RB: nickname based on books in the Bible (i.e. Bryce "Revelation" Brown)
FB: nickname based on type of wood (i.e. Braden "White Pine" Wilson)
QB: nickname based on an amount of money (i.e. Collin "Two Quid" Klein)

DL: nickname based on a natural disaster (i.e. Raphael "Ten Year Drought" Guidry)
LB: nickname based on a designer fragrance name (i.e. Arthur "Quasar Adventure" Brown)
DB: nickname based on a specific time of day (i.e. Nigel "Half-past Three " Malone or Tysyn "Tea Time" Hartman)

K: nickname based on a species of odd-toed ungulate (i.e. Anthony "Mountain Tapir" Cantele)
P: nickname based on a species of even-toed ungulate (i.e. Ryan "Okapi" Doerr)



  

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2011, 12:47:34 PM »
Nick "le cheaper gas if you drive over to" Ward "parkway"

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2011, 01:02:28 PM »
if i said 'the chamber,' who would you immediately think of?

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2011, 02:05:42 PM »
TE:  nickname based on titles in secret organizations (i.e. Travis "Grand Dragon" Tannahill)

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2011, 02:08:18 PM »
if i said 'the chamber,' who would you immediately think of?

emaw womens hoopster and owner of what appears to be a very weird face britney chambers


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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #57 on: May 05, 2011, 02:10:15 PM »
TE:  nickname based on titles in secret organizations (i.e. Travis "Grand Dragon" Tannahill)

  


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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #58 on: May 05, 2011, 02:14:20 PM »
too much?  I am still rather upset with his anti-tunnel dance proclamations.

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #59 on: May 05, 2011, 02:17:22 PM »
if i said 'the chamber,' who would you immediately think of?

Colten Freeze
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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #60 on: May 05, 2011, 02:26:28 PM »
too much?  I am still rather upset with his anti-tunnel dance proclamations.

I didn't think it was too much.  I'm a big fan of the tunnel dance, too.

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #61 on: May 05, 2011, 02:29:19 PM »
if i said 'the chamber,' which current ksu qb would you immediately think of?

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« Reply #62 on: May 05, 2011, 02:29:44 PM »
too much?  I am still rather upset with his anti-tunnel dance proclamations.

yeah eff him.  love me some pregame dick floppin (need dickfloppin emoticon here)

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #63 on: May 05, 2011, 02:34:03 PM »
if i said 'the chamber,' which current ksu qb would you immediately think of?

Sam Johnson (although this doesn't follow how I would nickname him)

He would be Sam "Buffalo Nickel" Johnson

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #64 on: May 05, 2011, 03:04:40 PM »
When someone says "The Chamber," I immediately think of Collin Klein.  Talk about two things that just go together.

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #65 on: May 05, 2011, 03:09:48 PM »
Prime Time Collin Klein he throws the frozen lines all the time

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #66 on: May 05, 2011, 03:44:58 PM »
When someone says "The Chamber," I immediately think of Collin Klein.  Talk about two things that just go together.
Maybe "6 in the Chamber and 1 in the Hole?"  (6+1=7)?

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #67 on: May 05, 2011, 05:37:23 PM »
If you're dead set on using that terrible nickname then you should've called Wally Judge "The Chamber" so you could make some really unfunny jokes.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #68 on: May 05, 2011, 05:55:03 PM »
Curry "my bag for me while I'm" Sexton "this bitch."

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #69 on: May 05, 2011, 06:45:48 PM »
Javonta "Suck your blood" Boyd
"I crapp"Ed "myself and now my pants are" Brown
Curtis "Telescope" Hubbell
"Tub of" Manase Foketi
"Bacon, Lettuce" Tomasi Mariner
Adam Repass-"it to me again, I'll catch it this time" Orduna
Robert "Bob Ross" Rose
Meshak "es su shack" Williams
Kevin "can't hold it anymore I gotta" Wissman

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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #70 on: May 05, 2011, 07:00:05 PM »
chamber klein

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« Reply #71 on: May 05, 2011, 07:00:32 PM »
Javonta "Suck your blood" Boyd
"I crapp"Ed "myself and now my pants are" Brown
Curtis "Telescope" Hubbell
"Tub of" Manase Foketi
"Bacon, Lettuce" Tomasi Mariner
Adam Repass-"it to me again, I'll catch it this time" Orduna
Robert "Bob Ross" Rose
Meshak "es su shack" Williams
Kevin "can't hold it anymore I gotta" Wissman

Excellent.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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« Reply #72 on: May 05, 2011, 07:06:22 PM »
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Re: Football Nicknames for our players LIST
« Reply #73 on: May 06, 2011, 10:26:41 AM »
Tysyn "no Vowels" Hartman

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« Reply #74 on: May 06, 2011, 10:42:25 AM »
I just call him Tysyn Hartmyn and make sure to overly-pronounce the crap out of those weird letters, much like I did any time Clehnt Stewart saw any action.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12