crap that non-white midwesterners like

[Panjandrum]

Tyler Perry movies.

Don't confuse us with uneducated, coonin', chitlin eating, southern black people

Tyler Perry is disturbingly popular among the "richest African-American population in the country." You should see the "popular in your area" section of my Netflix.

You mean "bitches who watch Oprah" because if so you're right.  Tyler Perry is loved in the south and in Connecticut.

Are we limiting this to Madea or the entire catalog*?

*I'm still surprised either way.

[Benja]

leaving up christmas lights year round

that's a great one

[Ira Hayes]

Tyler Perry peaked when he played Layne Frost in "8 Seconds" and it's been all down hill from there.

[Benja]

Getting overly mad about things

good.

[Benja]

Letting the steering wheel run through their palms after making a turn.

also good.

[Benja]

I'd say, not dressing as ridiculously boring as everyone else/buying an absolutely startling amount of crap all at once in front of me in the line at the grocery store.