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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #400 on: April 29, 2011, 12:28:54 PM »
leaning + reaching over the glass at chipotle and pointing at each rough ridin' ingredient you want with your finger dipped down into it.  assholes.


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #401 on: April 29, 2011, 12:56:34 PM »
You can reach over the glass at Chipotle?!  :dubious:

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #402 on: April 29, 2011, 01:43:29 PM »
jokingly speaking in british accents and being rough ridin' terrible at it.
omg, i love doing that but its with my australian accent.  love.

don't forget Canadian accents.

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Re: cac that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #403 on: April 29, 2011, 01:57:36 PM »
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Re: cac that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #404 on: April 29, 2011, 02:31:18 PM »
jokingly speaking in british accents and being effing terrible at it.
omg, i love doing that but its with my australian accent.  love.

my australian and british accent is identical (as is every white midwesterners)
same, but use the words "wallaby, dingo, walk-a-bout" with the Aussie accent.

I go with "that's not a knife.....this is a knife"

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Re: cac that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #405 on: April 29, 2011, 02:50:12 PM »
jokingly speaking in british accents and being effing terrible at it.
omg, i love doing that but its with my australian accent.  love.

my australian and british accent is identical (as is every white midwesterners)
same, but use the words "wallaby, dingo, walk-a-bout" with the Aussie accent.

I go with "that's not a knife.....this is a knife"

Pocket knives in general would be a perfect one.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #406 on: April 30, 2011, 09:45:11 AM »
This thread kinda seems like a giant rough ridin' goEMAWtard therapy session.  :users:
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #407 on: April 30, 2011, 09:49:11 AM »
Writing checks or using cash and finding exact change.  :bang:

god that felt good. :D
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Re: cac that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #408 on: April 30, 2011, 12:29:28 PM »
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #409 on: May 01, 2011, 03:26:47 AM »
Buzz bomb mufflers.     :chainsaw:

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #410 on: May 01, 2011, 11:21:35 AM »
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #411 on: May 02, 2011, 09:41:48 AM »
Celebrating Osama's death and acting like it's a big deal

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Re: cac that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #412 on: May 02, 2011, 10:47:52 AM »
Celebrating Osama's death and acting like it's a big deal

A whole lot of white midwesterners in NYC, Philly and DC last night then.

I awill add "flying to major coastal US cities and doing crap they could do in the midwest" to the list.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #413 on: May 02, 2011, 11:34:18 PM »
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Re: cac that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #414 on: May 03, 2011, 12:15:47 AM »
jokingly speaking in british accents and being effing terrible at it.

I (a white midwesterner) always say "G'day mate" to the british guy at my office.  lady at work tried to explain to me once that it was people from australia that say that and I told her to throw another shrimp on the barb'y.
this.  do it all the time.  ALLO MATE!

True story: an Irish guy I know was taken to Governor's Mansion as a guest on Kansas Day and pulled off a "ELLO GUV-NAH!" to the delight of Sam Brownback, a notable white midwesterner.

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Re: cac that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #415 on: May 03, 2011, 10:07:06 AM »


I awill add "flying to major coastal US cities and doing crap they could do in the midwest" to the list.
this is a really good one, mate

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Re: cac that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #416 on: May 03, 2011, 10:21:28 AM »


I awill add "flying to major coastal US cities and doing crap they could do in the midwest" to the list.
this is a really good one, mate

Yeah.  Pretty much destroyed anyone who was trying to make fun of midwesterners.  Just iced them.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #417 on: May 03, 2011, 12:13:59 PM »
Going out of state for vacation and going to the movies  :dubious:

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #418 on: May 03, 2011, 12:45:23 PM »
sharing an email address with their spouse

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #419 on: May 04, 2011, 01:00:20 PM »
those weird stick figure representations of their family on their car's rear window.
those even weirder memorial stickers of dead people in their family.
calvin peeing on things they don't like, primarily other car brands.  Can't say that I would ever dislike a car manufacturer enough to want to vicariously piss on their logo using a cartoon kid.
calvin praying to a cross, which is more polite than him pissing on satan's face or something.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #420 on: May 04, 2011, 01:14:01 PM »
those weird stick figure representations of their family on their car's rear window.
those even weirder memorial stickers of dead people in their family.
calvin peeing on things they don't like, primarily other car brands.  Can't say that I would ever dislike a car manufacturer enough to want to vicariously piss on their logo using a cartoon kid.
calvin praying to a cross, which is more polite than him pissing on satan's face or something.
Move this to the the crap non-white midwesterners like thread, tia
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #421 on: May 04, 2011, 01:37:30 PM »
Man, if we are going to include specific vehicle stickers, rather than just vehicle stickers as a general item, then we should really set up a Vehicle Stickers that white midwesterners like thread.

Like the Cowboy/Cowgirl Up stickers that take up the entire back window, or maybe the "I'm ain't speeding, I'm qualifyin'" sticker.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #422 on: May 04, 2011, 01:40:51 PM »
Man, if we are going to include specific vehicle stickers, rather than just vehicle stickers as a general item, then we should really set up a Vehicle Stickers that white midwesterners like thread.

Like the Cowboy/Cowgirl Up stickers that take up the entire back window, or maybe the "I'm ain't speeding, I'm qualifyin'" sticker.

I saw one once that said "Outta my way, I'm headin' to Wal-Mart!"

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #423 on: May 04, 2011, 01:46:31 PM »
Man, if we are going to include specific vehicle stickers, rather than just vehicle stickers as a general item, then we should really set up a Vehicle Stickers that white midwesterners like thread.

Like the Cowboy/Cowgirl Up stickers that take up the entire back window, or maybe the "I'm ain't speeding, I'm qualifyin'" sticker.

I saw one once that said "Outta my way, I'm headin' to Wal-Mart!"

that is fantastic

I once saw one in Lawrence that said "A blow job is better than no job".


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #424 on: May 04, 2011, 04:59:05 PM »


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