Author Topic: crap that white midwesterners like... (Read 181933 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #1000 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:03:45 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 22, 2011, 08:26:36 AM

st. patricks day/oktoberfest/cinco de mayo

today's a big day!

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #1001 on:** May 05, 2015, 12:48:36 PM »

Repeating false reasons as to "why the NBA sucks" even though they've never really watched it.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1002 on:** May 05, 2015, 12:52:33 PM »

When did Stevesie become such a huge NBA fan all of a sudden? He's using every ounce of social media to relay his message about the hopes and dreams of this years DITR NBA MVP who Came from an NBA family.

steve dave · « **Reply #1003 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:01:46 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2015, 12:48:36 PM

Repeating false reasons as to "why the NBA sucks" even though they've never really watched it.

I don't know. A guy down the street in my suburban midwestern neighborhood had a bunch of his buds over to watch the NBA playoffs last weekend in his garage. and having and watching a massive TV in your garage with tables and chairs and snacks and a dedicated beer garage refrigerator is about as WM as it gets.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #1004 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:03:57 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 05, 2015, 01:01:46 PM

Quote from: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2015, 12:48:36 PM
Repeating false reasons as to "why the NBA sucks" even though they've never really watched it.

I don't know. A guy down the street in my suburban midwestern neighborhood had a bunch of his buds over to watch the NBA playoffs last weekend in his garage. and having and watching a massive TV in your garage with tables and chairs and snacks and a dedicated beer garage refrigerator is about as WM as it gets.

What a conflicting situation!

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #1005 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:04:47 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 05, 2015, 12:52:33 PM

When did Stevesie become such a huge NBA fan all of a sudden? He's using every ounce of social media to relay his message about the hopes and dreams of this years DITR NBA MVP who Came from an NBA family.

Your obsession with me seeps through your dirty pores.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1006 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:07:54 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2015, 01:04:47 PM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 05, 2015, 12:52:33 PM
When did Stevesie become such a huge NBA fan all of a sudden? He's using every ounce of social media to relay his message about the hopes and dreams of this years DITR NBA MVP who Came from an NBA family.

Your obsession with me seeps through your dirty pores.

lulz. I haven't responded to one of your posts in like years.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #1007 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:28:26 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 05, 2015, 01:07:54 PM

Quote from: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2015, 01:04:47 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 05, 2015, 12:52:33 PM
When did Stevesie become such a huge NBA fan all of a sudden? He's using every ounce of social media to relay his message about the hopes and dreams of this years DITR NBA MVP who Came from an NBA family.

Your obsession with me seeps through your dirty pores.
lulz. I haven't responded to one of your posts in like years.

No, but you seem to be browsing my social media a bit too much for my liking.

Quote from: WackyCat08 on April 22, 2015, 01:35:16 PM

Saw the pic of you guys on Facebook. You all looked like total studs. I've never told him before, but I really like @Stevesies glasses.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1008 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:31:25 PM »

Jesus Christ.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1009 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:33:58 PM »

White Midwesterner thing: Bitches when ppl make comments about things they post to social media.

sys · « **Reply #1010 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:34:52 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 05, 2015, 01:01:46 PM

having and watching a massive TV in your garage with tables and chairs and snacks and a dedicated beer garage refrigerator is about as WM as it gets.

actually, that's a working class, any race fresnoer thing. check on your neighbor, he's almost certainly from fresno.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #1011 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:47:19 PM »

Quote from: sys on May 05, 2015, 01:34:52 PM

Quote from: steve dave on May 05, 2015, 01:01:46 PM
having and watching a massive TV in your garage with tables and chairs and snacks and a dedicated beer garage refrigerator is about as WM as it gets.

actually, that's a working class, any race fresnoer thing. check on your neighbor, he's almost certainly from fresno.

This setup is quite common in Alma but it's for NASCAR races more than all the other sports combined.

TownieCat · « **Reply #1012 on:** May 05, 2015, 01:50:06 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2015, 12:48:36 PM

Repeating false reasons as to "why the NBA sucks" even though they've never really watched it.

If anyone ever claims that no one plays D in the NBA I automatically deem them a dumbass about everything and move on.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #1013 on:** May 05, 2015, 05:51:15 PM »

Kinda creepy how obsessed Wacky is with Stevesie.

8manpick · « **Reply #1014 on:** May 05, 2015, 05:52:10 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on May 05, 2015, 05:51:15 PM

Kinda creepy how obsessed Wacky is with Stevesie.

#DEPPAZ

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1015 on:** May 05, 2015, 06:33:26 PM »

what if your opinion is that the o is just really good, not that there's no d, but that you wish d was more prevalent? asking for a friend

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #1016 on:** May 05, 2015, 07:05:37 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on May 05, 2015, 06:33:26 PM

what if your opinion is that the o is just really good, not that there's no d, but that you wish d was more prevalent? asking for a friend

It's just that the O is so good that it makes the D look bad. But watch it, you have to pass the ball so quickly and get your shot off so quickly because you have like .04 seconds before a hand is in your face/on the ball.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1017 on:** May 05, 2015, 07:09:04 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2015, 07:05:37 PM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on May 05, 2015, 06:33:26 PM
what if your opinion is that the o is just really good, not that there's no d, but that you wish d was more prevalent? asking for a friend

It's just that the O is so good that it makes the D look bad. But watch it, you have to pass the ball so quickly and get your shot off so quickly because you have like .04 seconds before a hand is in your face/on the ball.

that's exactly what my friend who i was asking for was saying but sometimes he's not so great with words and stuff

Spracne · « **Reply #1018 on:** May 26, 2015, 07:05:59 PM »

Salting your food, regardless of what you're eating, before tasting it. Ever-y-time. You look like an idiot.

CNS · « **Reply #1019 on:** May 26, 2015, 07:06:59 PM »

Salt, pepper, and ranch dressing. After that, it's just texture.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1020 on:** May 26, 2015, 07:11:55 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on May 26, 2015, 07:05:59 PM

Salting your food, regardless of what you're eating, before tasting it. Ever-y-time. You look like an idiot.

Do you have to taste the same thing every time you order it, or is it acceptable to pre-salt when you know it's going to need salt?

Spracne · « **Reply #1021 on:** May 26, 2015, 07:17:08 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on May 26, 2015, 07:11:55 PM

Quote from: Spracne on May 26, 2015, 07:05:59 PM
Salting your food, regardless of what you're eating, before tasting it. Ever-y-time. You look like an idiot.

Do you have to taste the same thing every time you order it, or is it acceptable to pre-salt when you know it's going to need salt?

Encountering under-salted foods when dining out has never been a problem for me, so I don't know. I think the desire to add salt to prepared foods is itself a white midwesterny thing, probably stemming from the time when table salt was a vital source of iodine for landlocked hicks. I have some news for you: They stopped adding iodine to salt a long time ago

sys · « **Reply #1022 on:** May 26, 2015, 07:18:17 PM »

how stupid do you have to be to constantly be surprised that your food is undersalted?

Spracne · « **Reply #1023 on:** May 26, 2015, 07:25:14 PM »

The "Does it need more salt" white midwestern hick heuristic:

1.) Is it food? If yes, it needs more salt. If no, proceed to step 2.
2.) Are you going to put it in your mouth anyway? If yes, it needs more salt. If no, proceed to step 3.
3.) Yes, it needs more salt.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1024 on:** May 26, 2015, 07:25:36 PM »

Generally I just make a salt pile on the plate so I can dip my food in it. Takes away the randomness of a shaker