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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1325 on: April 13, 2021, 04:01:53 AM »
The smell of rain is one of life's great treasures and I won't let you wypipo take it for your own.

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« Reply #1326 on: April 13, 2021, 10:33:34 AM »
The smell of rain is one of life's great treasures and I won't let you wypipo take it for your own.

It’s a different smell in different places. I’m not sure smelling the storm coming is even a Midwest thing, more of just a plains states thing. Even in Tulsa it’s nothing like the smell of the front coming out of the Rockies across the dry, flat land. In 14 years in Tulsa I’ve never felt the wind hit like someone turned on a fan like I did multiple times a year in central/west KS.

It’s more about being able say “I smell/feel the storm coming.”
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« Reply #1327 on: April 13, 2021, 10:35:32 AM »
very true.. don't even get me started with the rains down in Africa.

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« Reply #1328 on: April 13, 2021, 10:43:50 AM »
The smell of rain is one of life's great treasures and I won't let you wypipo take it for your own.
Did you know that there is a word for the smell of rain falling on dry soil?

Petrichor is the term coined by Australian scientists in 1964 to describe the unique, earthy smell associated with rain. It is caused by the water from the rain, along with certain compounds like ozone, geosmin, and plant oils.

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« Reply #1329 on: April 13, 2021, 10:48:37 AM »
Petrichor is the term coined by Australian scientists in 1964 to describe the unique, earthy smell associated with rain. It is caused by the water from the rain, along with certain compounds like ozone, geosmin, and plant oils.

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« Reply #1330 on: April 13, 2021, 01:41:28 PM »
The smell of rain is one of life's great treasures and I won't let you wypipo take it for your own.

It’s a different smell in different places. I’m not sure smelling the storm coming is even a Midwest thing, more of just a plains states thing. Even in Tulsa it’s nothing like the smell of the front coming out of the Rockies across the dry, flat land. In 14 years in Tulsa I’ve never felt the wind hit like someone turned on a fan like I did multiple times a year in central/west KS.

It’s more about being able say “I smell/feel the storm coming.”

I've lived a ton of places and I've never scenced a difference.

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« Reply #1331 on: April 13, 2021, 02:04:14 PM »
I've lived a ton of places and I've never scenced a difference.

I can tell a difference, but I can also feel the pressure difference in my sinuses. In Tulsa I can easily tell if a storm is one that came across the state from New Mexico/Texas vs one that’s coming up from the Gulf by how it smells and how my face & head feel before/during.

There’s also definitely a difference to me in smell between dry ground getting rained on and becoming wet soil and the smell of wet plants in a much greener area.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1332 on: April 13, 2021, 02:31:13 PM »
Hamburglar?  more like WeatherMaster2000XP


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« Reply #1333 on: April 13, 2021, 02:33:49 PM »
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« Reply #1334 on: April 13, 2021, 02:56:33 PM »
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« Reply #1335 on: April 13, 2021, 09:16:01 PM »
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1336 on: April 13, 2021, 09:19:09 PM »
I've lived a ton of places and I've never scenced a difference.

I can tell a difference, but I can also feel the pressure difference in my sinuses. In Tulsa I can easily tell if a storm is one that came across the state from New Mexico/Texas vs one that’s coming up from the Gulf by how it smells and how my face & head feel before/during.

There’s also definitely a difference to me in smell between dry ground getting rained on and becoming wet soil and the smell of wet plants in a much greener area.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1337 on: April 15, 2021, 12:35:15 AM »
Eff y'all for not acknowledging my scent pun.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1338 on: April 15, 2021, 05:58:37 AM »
Eff y'all for not acknowledging my scent pun.
Meh. Read it. Moved on.

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« Reply #1339 on: April 15, 2021, 07:56:03 AM »
Eff y'all for not acknowledging my scent pun.
Meh. Read it. Moved on.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1340 on: April 15, 2021, 08:22:03 AM »
Way to go, now MIR is incensed

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1341 on: April 15, 2021, 08:28:40 AM »
Way to go, now MIR is incensed

Great Pun!

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1342 on: April 15, 2021, 09:24:32 PM »
Way to go, now MIR is incensed
Hit it right on the nose with that one.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1343 on: April 15, 2021, 10:37:25 PM »
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1344 on: April 15, 2021, 11:15:29 PM »
was the post about there not being any woods or morel mushroom grounds in mhk also some kind of pun joke post?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1345 on: April 26, 2021, 09:16:02 AM »


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1346 on: April 26, 2021, 09:46:28 AM »
Hell yeah

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1347 on: May 04, 2021, 03:55:30 PM »
Costco.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1348 on: May 04, 2021, 04:41:37 PM »
Costco.

everyone likes Costco though.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1349 on: May 04, 2021, 09:19:28 PM »
Costco.

everyone likes Costco though.
Not everyone.

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